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lol

[glorianas]

clearly even monarchs thought some parts on monarchy was dumb because there’s so many kings being like god how do i legally deny my idiot son the throne

[glorianas]

the king: nothing matters more than the preservation of my glorious dynasty

also the king: i hate my sons so much it’s unbelievable

[softwaring]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

found the landlord

[leafie-draws]

a witch house 🌙

[ladyjencroft]

Well... 🤷🏻‍♀️

[ama-personal]

[genocider-syo]

[powerfulwizard]

I think a lot of hippies need to introduce the word “nomad” into their vocabulary rather than self-identifying as a racial slur.

[murdershegoat]

i know this is a very serious post and i agree with it wholeheartedly but i saw this reply

and i can’t handle it

[spillywolf-deactivated20190920]

If courage isn’t the absence of fear but doing the right thing regardless of it, maybe confidence isn’t the absence of insecurity but knowing you have real worth despite it

[oncemylove-deactivated20180625]

this is beautiful

[randomslasher]

By this same token, maybe goodness isn’t the absence of bad thoughts or impulses, but the conscious choice to behave according to your moral ideals in spite of them. 

[noahnomore]

[itsbats]

Happy Pride, ya’ll

[serpentwife-deactivated20200820]

[shadowpeople]

free soup

[annabellioncourt]

you’re going to be so, so cursed.

[specialstarfish]

free soup

[luminous-orb]

stardew valley be like. I subsist on a diet of raw fish and algae. I stay up until midnight cutting down trees. I hang out in abandoned mines for fun. Everyone in town still wants to marry me

[saythefisherman]

“you can’t make a lawful good character interesting and enjoyable”:

[thebloggerbloggerfun]

[teaboot]

They went to the same University and ate at the same caf table in total silence for four straight years. They were best friends

[agentquinn]

Holt is Wakandan, it’s canon now

[kosmonin]

do kids these days know about glomping?

[catlips001]

What is that?

[m0uthslikesidewindermissiles]

hehe…. *glomps you* OwO

:3

[catlips001]

What the fuck?

[bemusedlybespectacled]

The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost; for none now live who remember it.

[cungadero]

mini m&ms are better than normal ones bc they cater to the very specific urge to eat colorful aquarium gravel

[astralcities]

[lovethedanielhd]

Comic commission!

What if…?

[grumpyhedgehogs]

beelzebub: so now that you’ve fallen, you’re supposed to do bad things. Like tempt people into stuff. murder, lying, stuff like that. just you know, your regular temptations

crowley: i can tempt…anybody?

beelzebub: well…yeah

crowley, busting open the gates to eden, sweating profusely and holding a rose in his mouth: HEY AZIRAPHALE

[karlydraws]

I had to… Had a very clear vision for this

[grumpyhedgehogs]

HOLY SHIT YOU DREW IT. YOU DREW MY MEME. ITS SO GOOD EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW GOOD IT IS

(p.s.: he falls backwards off the railing .02 seconds later and aziraphale just starts screaming)

[mishandjen-tellmehow]

peak idiot 

this is canon

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

I love hanging out with baby boomers my mom was driving and we passed a “road work ahead” sign and obviously i have no self control so now she thinks I’m the funniest person she knows