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Most days.

Lesser-known genres 3.0, featuring sleep-inducing tomes as well as books by authors named after things.

It happened! A lady called the library today saying that she had returned Tropic of Cancer by Henry Miller and remembered exactly when she’d returned it.

Hey, there’s not that many people waiting to get in. Hey it’s been pretty slow this morning. OH GOD THE PATRONS HAVE WOKEN UP.

The library: a place for race car drivers, ninjas, and horses.

I hear you loud and clear, postal employee. I hate the mail, too.

#heresthemailitneverfails

Unofficial Library Rule #3

Apparently it’s OK to accept random donuts from absolute strangers in the Quiet Reading Room.

#Tweezus aka Marky T aka Yung Clem

Unofficial Library Rule #2

Always order 5 extra copies of popular DVD titles to account for the ones that will only get one checkout and NEVER RETURN.

#seriouslypeople #patheticfriend

Saturday mornings when I think "maybe this won't be such a bad weekend."

#everybodysworkingontheweekend

More ridiculous genres on display!

#lesserknowngenres #displays

Fun with clerk names.

Unofficial Library Rule #1

Patrons are not to be trusted with spray glue. I repeat: DO NOT GIVE SPRAY GLUE TO PATRONS.

"Working with old negatives in the Special Collections department" or "someone farted in the computer lab"? Could go either way.

Keeping our patrons up-to-date on the hottest new genres.

"Is that in my job description?" #354

I just Googled "Zombie Erotica" at work.

It reminds me of like this pathetic friend that everbody had when they were a little kid who would let you borrow any of his stuff if you would just be his friend. That's what the library is. A government funded pathetic friend.

Jerry Seinfeld

#inspiration

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