THE LIFE OF A BLACK CAT @thelifeofablackcat-blog - Tumblr Blog

My little devil dollface, Chewie. Who rapes his bear and humps my foot. He needs a Persian lady! #catshaming #blackpersiancat #cutekitty #catstud

This is why cats will conquer the world.

Awkward moment-- Cat trying to walk on water. Guess what happened next.

Die with my hypnotic stare. *evil laugh* -Chewie

No one remembered my birthday. :(

The moment when I’m about to spring at you and try to sink my stupid clipped claws into anything that moves. This is that moment…

My moment….

My favorite moment.

—Chewie

Rembrandt Van Rijn, Self Portrait (1628)... and a cat that's trying to look like Rembrandt.

For the record, he's trying to smile. He just looks like he's going to eat you. Maybe he really does want to eat you.

Joseph Ducreux, “Self Portrait Yawning” (1780)

He was reincarnated. His yawn is still the same.

Guido Reni, “Repentance Of St. Peter” (1635); His cat version (2012)

UMPH!

We will soon rule the world. Remember that, dog.

It’s like he’s starring at your soul. Or, he just wants food. Probably food.

You know your cat loves you when she sits next you to clean her ass.

A quick glimpse of my calculated gaze on the finger that I'm about to sink my claws into. --Chewie

BLEEEEEH

OHHHH! THIS IS SUCH A BAD IDEA!!!!

What do you mean I'm color blue??

...but I'm GRAY! :|

THE LIFE OF A BLACK CAT