Selena Gomez on The Tonight Show with Albus Potter!
She is one of the most talentedd Pensivalian singers, one of the funniest and one of my best friends from Pensivalia. Please, give it up for Selena Gomez!
*Selena shows up and wave to crowd in the studio*
A: Hi Sel, Sel ... hiii.... Selena, the fans had enough of waving so come and talk to me! *selena ignoring*
A: Selenaaaaaa!
S: Ooooh, what now, Albus?. Wait, ooooh, we’re on the air right now, aren’t we?
A: Yap, Selena!
S: Well, in that case, hello, Albus!
A: OK, now I am regreting cause I called you one of my best friends...
*Selena looking at him weird and angry*
A: Nothing, nothing...
A: Listen to us people, we are never fighting, this is the real friendship! And this friendship, by the way, actually started cause we both hated my older brother James. So, what are like your relations with James eight now?
S: Must say, I din’t talk to him for a while. I mean, not because I don’t want to, it’s because we totally forget to call each other, always, I mean, his loose, it’s not mz problem cause he hasn’t got a talk show like you...
A: So you two are not fighting now?
S: No, not anymore!
A:With who are you spending the most of time in Narnia, and how?
S: Smilix, they were always my friends. I go shopping with Roxy, visit Mc Donalds with Demi, God knows what I dont do with Layla. They were always there for me, since my childhood, since the first time in Narnia, actually!
A: And how was your first time in Narnia?
S: Aaaah, long story. Anyway, I kinda got lost in Kindergarden and the girls found me. Actually, Roxy, she got nuts, when she saw another herself, also known as me.. She was like “whoooo, what, howww?”. Then she thought I was her alter ego. I think she did not know what that is. I mean, we were four.
A: Hahahahahha, and what passed through your head in that moment?
S: I honestly, don.t remember! I think it was all a little bit clearar to me, but I am not sure...
A: So, I heard from Smilix, that the firstmeal you ate in Narnia was an XL Coco-Vanilla Ice Cream at Stefies best. Is that right?
S: Yes, I ate it only once, that time. I couldn”t find it later. Did they close the store, or what?
A: You really couldn”t find it? It is in the building next to this!
S: What, are you kidding?
A: No, I even got us two Ice- Creams.
S: Holly Shit, you did?
A. Nancy, bring the Ice creams please!
S: Gimmi that little cutie boy!
*Albus looks really surprised at the camera*
*eating their ice creams*
A: So, your new music will be out soon?
S: Yes, but can”t talk right now, I”m in the Zone!
A: In what?
S: In the Zone, you know, I see only my ice cream, and I feel it too!
A: Sorry, but I must say that you seem so weird!
S: I know, people often say that to me, i”m just taking that as a compliment.
*Albus switching the full and empty cup of ice cream from under his table while Selena is eating.*
A: Have you finnished?
S: No, God, I ate only 2 minutes, have you?
A: Yes! *points at the empty cup*
* Selena looks at him with doubt in her eyes*
A: Ok! *shows her both cups* I just need to warn you that the time is passing, and you are just eating. And how are you actually fit, you must confess, you eat a lot!
S: That”s a long story too!
S: Ok, I”ll talk while eating, ask something?
A: I already asked, but you didn”t listen to me, yo uwere “in the zone”! Tell me something about your new music!?
S: No, you just said that my new music will be out soon!
A: No, I politely asked you!
S: No, you... aaaah, we”re fighting again. Lots of people will watch this on youtube, I”m sure!
A: We”ew nor! We are just politely arguing!
S: Politely arguing?
A: Anywayyy, what are you most looking forward in this album?
S: I am going to pretend this fight never happened, Well, It would definitely be the first single. It represents the whole album, and the full era of course. If people like the first single, at least 90% of them will like the album in 90% cases, again. I can”t wait for my new song to come out. It”s fourth song I recorded from this album, and four is my lucky number.
A: So, you”re superstitious?
S: Sometimes, but It”s rare. Were you even listening to me?
A: Aha, continue, I”m listening...
S: Well, what to say. I am actually looking forward for everything. New songs, style, tour for example....
A: And when will your first single be out, tell me about it?
S: The audio will be our soon, probably, beginning of March. But we”re keeping the video for April. The song is positive, catchy and fun so it has all the qualities to become a perfect summer hit this year. But, who knows?
A: Answer this question honestly, please!
S: Ok, just ask!
A: What are my best qualities to become a famous singer?
S: You”re kidding, aren”t you?
A: Look at her, why are you so negative? Can you help me writing my first big sonf. I mean, I”ve already took a few photoshoots for the cover!
*gives Selena some pictures*
S: *opens her mouth & looks surprised while watching the pictures*
S: Can I show them theese?
A: No problem, I can”t hide myself if i wanna get famous!
*Selena shows the photos of Albus in disco club in salsa costumes dancing*
*people laughing*
A: I can”t believe they are already naking fun of me!
S: I know, I passed through the same stuff, every start is hard, you just need to believe in yourself. So you said you need some help with writing songs? Can I hear your ideas?
A: Of coure *finds a guitar under his table* listen: *starts playing really bad*
“Yeah, baby, you broke my heart, so I”ll breaj yours. I won”t give up. I”m waiting for the night hours, to burry you, on yout grave, I”ll put the flowers”
*Selena looks at him discuised!*
S: This is not going to work!
A: But why, my mother was always saying that I”m tallented!
S: Maybe you should start with covers or duets, or maybe learn how to play guitar first.
A: Ok, I”ll try! *starts playing again*
A: Guys, take a break, watch the commercials ot go to toilet, and then come back! Soon you”ll see how will our duet sound like!
S: Nobody said it would be our duet...
COMMERCIAL BREAK
*playing guitar & triangle*
S: And I am here, against my will...
A: And I am here, cause you draged me in...
AS: Not to be Alone, not to be Alone, Not to be Alone, cause I”m scared of loneliness.
A: That was good!
S: Kinda...
A: Selena, thanks for the melody, lyrics were never a problem to me...
S: Kinda
*Albus finds a big Picture of him and Selena and writes something on it*
A: Everyone, go and check your iTunes to find our new duet “Scared of loneliness”. Buy it, listen to it and call me later for some autographs.
*Shows a big Cover photo*
A: Well, now we know what is your next single like!
S: If you wanna shoot a Video....
A: Of course, I need a killer video, to show it to everyone, and then we”ll see whos”s lauging.
S: Have you ever had some problems in your childhood?
A: No, why?
S: Naaaaah, you just kinda act like a cild who has been bullied for years.
A: But, I”m not.Listen, I made a playlist of my favourite songs from you, so are you interested in hearing it?
S: Of course, play it!
*This is the list: Killing, Have you ever stole money, Angry Eyes, Scared of loneliness...*
S: Have you got any song from my actual album?
A: Yes, but I like theese more, I mean, who doesn”t like them...
S: Ok, it”s official, you can”t be serious.
A: Of course, I”m Albus!
S: You”re doing it again...
A: What?
S: Joking, you”re always joking!
A: And that”s why everyone loves me, even you! Tell me you love me!
S: Yeaaaah (*discuisted again*)
A: I mean as a friend...
S: I Love You (*Selena joking* *The crowd laughing*)
A; Ooooh, come on, you sounded like a guy from Home Alone 2.
S: You”re kidding again, I don”t sound like a man.
A: No, but he didn”t sound like a man eather!
S: Hahahahahahah!
A: Selena, are you, ready for the Albus wood world show quiz?
S: As ready as can be!
A: Ok, take a deep breath, it”s gonna be hard...
S: Perfect (*sarcasticly*)
A: Guys, stay tuned, take a break, and after the commercials we”ll se how will Selena pass the Wood World Quiz!