Tall, Dark, Stressed, and Depressed

22 🖤They/Them 🖤Demisexual/Panromantic 🖤 Head in the clouds ☁️ Unofficial Analogical fusion 💜💙Vampire in disguise, Youtuber, Voice Actor, Singer, Artist, Lover~

[serenata-your-neighborhood-lefty]

[orange-marzipan]

[ID: An image of a brown dog looking towards the camera and holding a sign in its mouth. The sign reads: "No dogs please". Text at the top and bottom reads: "Become ungovernable". / End ID]

[sleepy-starling]

Smooch practice!

[jaubaius]

Vampire and werewolf dating

[stunningpicture]

[appraisedtiktoks]

[thebisexualbooknerd]

They have the RANGE

[maroononthemoon]

[osakaxkobe]

[gsjsnsnqkkwnw]

[6000c]

I eat, get horny, think about weird shit and days just go by

[deactivatednotdeleted]

Sanders Sides text post edits cause I Felt Like It

[tstwitterupdates]

TStweet 30/12/20 :

And finally... JANUS in a Sweater! Yes, he may, at times, be a Scrooge, but it is important to bundle up all our cold-blooded friends this time of year... 💛🐍

previous: light sides | remus

[fangirltothefullest]

Cold blooded confirmation hehehehehehehe

[averagefairy]

this is a message for everyone who is 22. if you’re 22 please stop worrying. take a deep breath eat a bagel maybe. everything that feels impossible is going to work itself out. have a great day

[lgbt-tiktoks]

[manymonsters]

What a KING he did that for us 😭😂😭😂😭

[consultingcriminalatyourservice]

LEGEND

[raise-me-up-take-me-up]

Transcription:

[A Tiktok of a buff POC lesbian wearing a tank top who holds the doorframe above her head. A slowed-down pop song plays. The text onscreen reads ‘Y’all like lesbians holding doorframes lately’]

[Cut to a teenage boy wearing a Slipknot shirt over a hoodie, chains, and half of his hair dyed blonde and the other black. The same pop song played at normal tempo is playing in the background. The text onscreen reads ‘how about a trans guy??’]

[He rubs his hands together in preparation, steps into the doorframe, sticks his hands up high, and leans forward. He is not tall enough to reach the doorframe and falls forward. We hear a ‘thump’ as he falls offscreen.]

[catsofinstagram]

[the-stickers]

[imyasart]

King Split Aesthetic

[imyasart]

good ol’ loceit content? maybe them reading books together or having a friendly debate, smthg like that

How about reading a book together and a friendly debate? Logan often reads interesting facts out loud to Janus, and Janus is often fascinated and sometimes bemused by them so much he just has to see it written with his own eyes, practically wrapping himself around Lo as he tries to peek into the book.

Logan finds it endlessly adorable (and admirable).

[euphrates75]

No harm to any religion. It’s just a lamp ads by an Australian company. However, it’s funny!

[katiekomics-deactivated20240416]

I’m going to cry 😂😂

[tienriu]

Ahaha, the reason why Mohammad is specifically mentioned as not being able to be there is because in Islam, portrayals and portraits of Mohammad are forbidden.  But they didn’t want to be seen as either hand waving him as at the table but not shown or as explicitly omitted.

Very smart move there advertising script writers.

[thathighclassbitch]

This is so wholesome

[indigobluerose]

was that last dude a frikkin Jedi

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

In Australia more than 70,000 people (0.37%) declared themselves members of the Jedi order in the 2001 census.  Now granted, many of them were taking the piss but that is if nothing else a lot of piss-takers.  An even greater percentage of the New Zealand population self-identified as Jedi in the 2001 census - 1.5%, which to put it in perspective is 0.3% more than said they were Buddhists.  We’re due for another census this year (the normal five year pattern got thrown off by the Canterbury earthquake in 2011 so the most recent one was 2013) and due to popular demand it appears that on the new forms, there will actually be a box you can mark for Jedi, rather than it being a write-in option.  (They’re also going to include things like identifying more denominations of Christianity and Judaism and more recently formed systems like Falun Gong, but obviously it’s the Jedi who make for a fun headline.)

So including a Jedi at the table of religious figures reflects an actual cultural (if not sincerely religious) phenomenon in this part of the world.

[micaxiii]

OP’s typo mislead me so hard, I was wondering when LAMPS where gonna get into the picture

[vorkmmo]

Barn Owl Extreme Cuteness (x)