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@thelinchpin-blog
“ watch it. ”
@sharpteethd / two word starters { accepting }
a slight smirk curled her lips upwards. she had wanted to test the redheads gift to see if the rumors of her gift were true. “ i was only testing your talents. ” she said with a slight shrug of her shoulders.
two word starters
“ don’t stop ”
“ please don’t ”
“ don’t shoot ”
“ give it ”
“ shut up ”
“ damn it! ”
“ stop it! ”
“ you’re crazy ”
“ that’s insane ”
“ get out! ”
“ don’t leave ”
“ i’m tired ”
“ that’s bad ”
“ be honest ”
“ be careful ”
“ be nice ”
“ you’re wrong ”
“ go home ”
“ watch it ”
“ fuck me ”
“ kiss me ”
“ we can’t… ”
“ we shouldn’t… ”
“ you’re perfect ”
“ that’s awful ”
haseverhad:
@thelinchpin ⧸⧸ ° • · 🌹 STARTER CALL.
SUN WAS SETTING BEYOND THE HORIZON , whatever was left of the greens darkened against the cold red sun , at the evening the atmosphere still radiated with warmth, but no more to remind them of their human incarnations, Aro’s skin was slightly glittering from the outside world ❝ how has everyone been treating you , mio caro ? ❞
her porcelain skin had glittered like diamonds shining underneath the sun. ancient, blood red eyes scanned the halls of the prestigious castle. a small smile curled her cherry tinted lips upwards as she stopped in front of her leader. ❝ they have been treating me well. ❞ she said her eyes meeting his.
darkncssconsume:
he’d been told to play nice. to be well mannered and behave, an occasional warning or scolding from aro himself. reprimanding him as if he were a child seemed to claw at his skin, but he would oblige ( for now at least ). lips curl into a saccharine smile, ivory teeth flashed as dark raven lashes sweep along his cheek bones. voice layered thickly with an optimistic tone as his brow arches. “ aro wishes to know if you need anything. felix and myself are to head into the square tonight and he made it clear that he doesn't wish for you to go without. “
@thelinchpin
the brunette always knew what was going inside of the walls of the castle. her ability to manipulate relationship caused her to know when bonds changed. she didn’t always know what caused them to change, but once they have she often tried to figure out why. she had been reading a book when the male stepped in front of her. she shut her book her hands falling to her sides. “ my dress got stained with blood yesterday. i need a new one to replace it. ” she said pausing slight. “ do you mind if i join you since i’m not sure of the experience you have with choosing dresses. ”
obscenely domestic starter sentences
❝ Stop man-handling the ice cream! ❞ ❝ Change the channel and I’ll kill you. ❞ ❝ You actual shit, you started without me!? ❞ ❝ Since I’m up, by default I will get your _____. ❞ ❝ Did you just throw a sock ball at me!? ❞ ❝ How about this, how about you fight the rest of the cereal by yourself and I’ll courageously make pancakes for those of us who want a little warmth in our mornings. ❞ ❝ Whiskey is a breakfast staple, anyone who says otherwise is fucking lying. ❞ ❝ My underwear are now bright pink because of you, thank you very much. ❞ ❝ Can you stop kicking me? ❞ ❝ I don’t go shopping I get and retrieve. I have a narrow focus, unlike some people. ❞ ❝ Did you walk the dog? ❞ ❝ You, me, PJ’s, pizza, bed. The PJ’s are optional. ❞ ❝ Only you could make the idea of beating up already dead meat sound attractive. ❞ ❝ I can feel you staring at me, why don’t you just come in? ❞ ❝ Good news; we have internet again! ❞ ❝ I don’t want to file taxes, why don’t you be the adult? ❞ ❝ You snuggling me over an open flame is an invitation for my nipples to disappear. ❞ ❝ I know you’re scared of my mother but contemplating arson isn’t the way to fix this. ❞ ❝ I installed a stripper pole while you were gone because it made me think of you. ❞ ❝ All I was doing was helping the barista learn to spell my name properly. The song and dance should NOT have gotten you that embarrassed. ❞ ❝ How about we just never mention this again? ❞ ❝ Have you seen my earrings/necklace/rings? ❞ ❝ You are literally the child we both want/neither of us want. ❞ ❝ Did you call the doctor about that? ❞ ❝ Let me pop it, just let me pop it, nothing bad will happen, I swear! ❞ ❝ You almost left me at the gas station! ❞ ❝ Alright look! Next time you want to barbecue with the hair dryer, just make sure I’m home! ❞ ❝ I didn’t think the sink had this much water inside of it. ❞ ❝ Don’t be mad, but _____. ❞
Bonus for multi-lingual situations: ❝ Can you translate the news for me? None of this makes sense. ❞ ❝ What is the word for this? *points at ____* I keep wanting to say ‘printer’ but I feel that is wrong. ❞ ❝ Next time she calls you a ____ you just reply with _____. ❞ ❝ I’m sorry but my pronunciation must sound really bad to you. ❞ ❝ Shit! The government doesn’t have my alphabet, put this in a way I understand! ❞ ❝ Can you finger spell that for me, I’m not quite up to that level yet. ❞ ❝ That was said so horribly wrong but you sounded very cute while trying. A for effort. ❞
avengers academy starter memes pt. 2
dialogues by peggy carter, antman, hellcat, and jessica jones
❝some day i’ll be a big time superhero.❞ ❝this is way better than being on tv.❞ ❝i think captain america owes me a dance.❞ ❝if they’ve got dirt on ‘em, i’ll find it.❞ ❝fantastic.❞ ❝my series was rated g, no swearing.❞ ❝do you mind? i’m a bit busy.❞ ❝my greatest weakness? …. every once in awhile, i care.❞ ❝sure why not.❞ ❝i always wanted to be a superhero.❞ ❝oh please.❞ ❝there’s nothing i can’t handle.❞ ❝now you see me….❞ ❝i can be cheery and still kick butt.❞ ❝get your own coffee!.❞ ❝i’m not sure you’re worth saving.❞ ❝after this i’m going to an ant party.❞ ❝my mystical energy senses are tingling.❞ ❝did you forget the password?❞ ❝first person to call me jewel…gets their teeth kicked in.❞ ❝superheroes have the best stuff to steal.❞ ❝cheese and crackers.❞ ❝my grandmother has more life in her!❞ ❝how’d you like a facial reconstruction?!❞ ❝what’s in it for me?❞ ❝we can do it!❞ ❝somethings never change.❞ ❝i’m just telling it like it is.❞ ❝i didn’t do it.❞ ❝i thought hell’s kitchen was crazy!❞ ❝i’m no one’s secretary.❞ ❝i like myself more when i’m doing something good.❞ ❝i feel like everybody here looks down on me.❞ ❝turn around gentlepeople!❞ ❝oh how i miss the ssr.❞ ❝i don’t flirt i just say what i want.❞ ❝i’m doing okay for a child star.❞ ❝cheers!❞ ❝i’m on the case.❞ ❝time to summon my costume.❞ ❝anything else?❞ ❝need me to find something for you?❞
twd sentence starters ( season 7 episode 1.)
( also known as the meme that will destroy your soul. or as the meme where 98% is negan quotes.) !!! SPOILER ALERT !!! IF YOU HAVEN’T WATCHED FIRST EP OF SEASON 7 YET !!!
“ what? was the joke that bad?”
“ i’m gonna kill you.”
“ what? i didn’t quite catch that. you’re gonna have to speak up.”
“ not today. not tomorrow… but i’m gonna kill you.”
“ well, we can just turn these people inside out, won’t we? i mean, the one’s that are left.”
“ let’s go for a ride.”
“ wow, what a piece of shit!”
“ ‘i’m gonna kill you’ - are you kiddin’ me?”
“ did you see what just happened, what i just did?”
“ your best chance is to stand up, grab that ax, and drive it through the back of my head.”
“ keep actin’ tough.”
“ go ahead. grab the damn ax.”
“ drop it.”
“ don’t make me get up again.”
“ well, look at that. dawn is breakin’. it’s a brand-new day.”
“ i want you to think about what could’ve happened. think about what happened. and think about what can still happen.”
“ that remind you of anybody you know?”
“ you are mine.”
“ let’s be friends.”
“ no. doesn’t work like that, ___. not anymore.”
“ think about what happened.”
“ i simply cannot decide.”
“ i got an idea. eenie… meenie… miney….”
“ you can breathe. you can blink. you can cry. hell, you’re all gonna be doin’ that.”
“ oh! look at that! taking it like a CHAMP!”
“ suck. my. nuts.”
“ did you hear that?”
“ oh, my goodness! look at this!”
“ sweetheart, lay your eyes on this.”
“ oh damn… were you– were you together?”
“ that sucks.”
“ you should know, there was a reason for all this.”
“ he just took one, or six or seven for the team!”
“ so take a damn look.”
“ take a damn look!”
“ that? oh, my! that. that is a no-no.”
“ that whole thing, not one bit of that shit flies here.”
“ do you want me to do it?”
“ no, you don’t kill them… not until you try a little.”
“ that’s not how it works.”
“ now, i already told you, first one’s free, then – what’d i say?”
“ i said i would shut that shit down! no exceptions.”
“ now, i don’t know what kind of lying assholes you’ve been dealing with, but i’m a man of my word.”
“ first impressions are important.”
“ i need you to know me.”
“ buddy, you still there?”
“ i just don’t know. it seems like you’re trying to speak, but you just took a hell of a hit!”
“ -and it is gross as shit!”
“ oh… oh, hell, i can see this is hard on you.”
“ i am sorry. i truly am. but i did say it; no exceptions!”
“ you bunch of pussies. i’m just gettin’ started.”
“ she is a vampire bat.”
“ people died, ___. it’s what happened. doesn’t mean the rest of ’em have to.”
“ i thought you were the guy, ___. maybe you’re not.”
“ we’ll give it one more go. now i really want you to try this time.”
“ last chance.”
“ clock is ticking, ___! think about what could still happen.”
“ we’re here, prick.”
“ this must be hard for you, right?”
“ i mean, you have been king shit for so long.”
“ that is some screwed up shit!”
“ you were in charge. hell, you were probably addicted to it.”
“ you can still lead a nice, productive life, producing for me.”
“ i think you’re gonna need it. i just got a feelin’. so take it.”
“ speak when you’re spoken to!”
“ the way that you looked at me, i wanted to change that.”
“ i wanted you to understand. but you’re still looking at me the same damn way.”
“ do i give you another chance?”
“ and here it is, the grand-prize game.”
“ what you do next will decide whether you crap day becomes everyone’s last crap day, or just another crap day.”
“ you a south-paw?”
“ am i a what?”
“ that hurt? should. it’s supposed to.”
“ get down on the ground. spread them wings!”
“ you got a pen?”
“ sorry, kid.”
“ please, please. please don’t.”
“ please don’t.”
“ me? i ain’t doin’ shit.”
“ now, i know- i know, you’re gonna have to process that for a second. still though, i’m gonna need you to do it, or all these people are gonna die.”
“ i’m gonna keep you breathing for a few years, just so you can stew on it.”
“ you- you don’t have to do this.”
“ now, i know this is a screwed-up thing to ask.”
“ it can- it can- it can be me. it can be me. y-you can do it to me.”
“ i c- i can go with- with you.”
“ no. this is the only way.”
“ not making a decision is a BIG decision.”
“ you really want to see all these people die? you will. you will see every. ugly. thing.”
“ oh, my god. are you gonna make me count?”
“ okay, you win. i am counting. three!”
“ please! please! it can be me! please!”
“ please, don’t do- ah… ahhh!”
“ just do it.”
“ you answer to me. you provide for me. you belong to me. right?”
“ that is the look i wanted to see.”
“ we did it. all of us, together. even the dead guys on the ground. hell, they get the spirit award, for sure!”
“ today was a productive damn day!”
“ now, i hope, for all your sake, that you get it now… that you understand how things work.”
“ things have changed.”
“ whatever you had going for you, that is over now.”
“ he’s got guts. not a little bitch like someone i know.”
“ i like him. he’s mine now.”
“ but you still wanna try something, i will cut pieces off of… hell’s his name?”
“ wow, that actually sounds right.”
“ i will cut pieces off of ___ and put them on your doorstep - or better yet, i will bring ___ to you and have you do it for me.”
“ welcome to a brand-new beginning, you sorry shits!”
“ you need to sit down.”
“ you need to go get ready. to fight them.”
“ we would die, all of us.”
“ go home. take everybody with you. i can get there by myself.”
“ you can barely stand up.”
“ you were out– out here for me.”
“ i can make it now, i need you to go back, i can’t have you out here.”
“ we’re not letting you go, okay?”
“ it’s not gonna happen.”
“ i’m not giving you a choice.”
“ i need to do this, please.”
“ i got it.”
“ pl- pl- please let us.”
“ he- he’s out family t- he’s our family, too.”
sadisticwiitch:
even after more than TWELVE - HUNDRED years upon this earth, more than a millennia of days blurring into weeks which blurred into months and years, she had grown ACCUSTOMED to the inability to d i e. for all of that time, she did not fear D E A T H because she had previously been so UNTOUCHABLE by anyone who might seek to destroy her. the only thing she ever feared was the terrifying possibility of ever losing her brother, her other half, and her mate. but now, with such a big possibility of DESTRUCTION weighing heavy upon their shoulders, self-preservation was oft on her mind. she would do whatever necessary to protect and PRESERVE her life as well as her brother’s … but what that would mean exactly was vastly unknown, and she preferred to push those thoughts from her mind in case master aro should grow curious about what might be FESTERING in the confines of her thoughts.
idle, C R I M S O N eyes looked out at the city below, the scent of variously tempting humans wafting upward, but she had been alive and DISCIPLINED for far too long for the smell of blood to distract and drive her into a FRENZY. ❛ no, she is not entirely UNTOUCHABLE, ❜ she murmured in return. ❛ if it comes to a fight, we will simply have to get rid of her first. without her, we will be just as POWERFUL as we once were, and balance will be restored. ❜
with the threat of the cullens she knew that all of their lives were threatened. after being alive for so long she found it strange that suddenly her eternal existence was in doubt. she knew that if this became a fight not everyone would be able to get out of the fight alive. she lived for the longest time seeing the rise and fall of empires, the rise and fall of legends. she witnessed the destruction of myths and the start of new ones. she believed that she would always have this ability. she would be able to make it through to the next day. she would do anything to make sure that afton would be able to spend eternity with her. she couldn’t live without her mate.
she followed behind jane stopping near the outlook of the city. for centuries she had seen this view day in and day out. she had become accustomed to the familiar sights. no one was ever untouchable. everyone had their weaknesses, and all they had to do was find it and exploit it. ❛ and will prove once again that we cannot be taken apart. ❜
icynatured:
❛❛ I’m Oliver –– and what’s it to you? Im just here to talk to Aro then I’ll leave. ❜❜
Honestly, he’s not here to see Aro, he’s just here to enjoy the scenery, but it wouldn’t be a true vacation if he didn’t talk to the Volturi.
❛❛ I’m a part of the Volturi it’s part of my job to know who is in the city, and why. ❜❜
She stepped towards him her brows raised. She wondered why he was in Volterra.
though my soul may set in darkness, it will RISE in perfect light; i have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night.
( independent irina denali from the twilight saga. written by neptune. )
lowkey died when i saw @meddlingheels follows me
‘ we are but stars: some dead, some dying, and a rare few who shine. ’
icynatured:
Oliver leaned against the wall of this grand cathedral. he was in Volturi,Italy once again. This time however he’s not being asked to join them. Instead he came here for vacation. Idly standing, someone crosses his path. ❛❛ Well do I own the pleasure ––– who might you be, you’re definitely not Aro… ❜❜
The Volturi made it their business to know who was in their city, especially if it was another vampire. She had decided to go out, and see who had made their way to Italy for no known reason.
❛❛ No, I’m not Aro. I’m Chelsea. Who are you? ❜❜
abgrvnd:
⊰ @thelinchpin ⊱
⟢ ⟢ ⟢ ❝𝐖hen you t i e people together, do you have to actually,❞ he m i m i c k e d tying a knot, ❝tie them together? Or is that just a m e t a p h o r?❞ ⟣ ⟣ ⟣
An amused smile curled her lips upward. ❝ It’s more of a metaphor. ❞ Her hands reached up to her temple tapping on it. ❝ It all happens in here. ❞
I want to be the queen.
The swordplay in Casanova is beautiful. I’m actually disappointed that there isn’t more, I suppose I’m quite violent. I took a stage combat class at school and developed quite a sword collection.
… my mother’s voice, flapping in my blood: If you need to run, run.
Eugenia Leigh, from “The Morning I Abandoned My Father, Angels,” Blood, Sparrows and Sparrows (via lifeinpoetry)
