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mrsfitzgerald

that tiny smile ♥︎

tomb-mold

im listening to this little thing called Music

melonsnek--evildoer

well im listening to this "little thing" called Women

tomb-mold

#Real

robin-hood-for-freedom

The key to understanding history and geopolitics is to remember: just because one side is bad, doesn't mean the other side is good

thepartyponies

Just because an official narrative is suspect doesn’t mean the most popular counter narrative is automatically true

watasnak

what the fuck are my mutuals doing

aflo

Settlers of catan

dragongirlsnout

Have you ever considered that Sisyphus might've just been in for the love of the game? My bus driver hits the same curb every morning

mutinsfromthemoon

“hollzy not coming?” wyatt asks when ilya finally approaches and ilya answers “oh, no. you know how my shane is when it’s practice day he sometimes overworks himself, my little hockey obsessed boy” he explained and the guys nodded in agreement and one of the rookies says “aw man i wanted to talk to hollander”. shane is actually passed out in bed after being edged for hours by his husband cus shane checked ilya a little too hard in the practice and they exchanged stares and ilya mouthed “you’re paying for that later”

freegiftjones

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

chicknparm

ilyasmole

hollanov never getting housework done because ilya always gets too horny from shane doing something Regular that he just has to fuck him right then and there. tasks go unfinished often in their household.

ilyasmole

@shanehollandered thakn you

pronouncingitwang

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

yokowan

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

le-jardin-inculte

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

shithowdy

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

whitachi

at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.

araceil

At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.

berlynn-wohl

Me in 2006: I’m still bitter about that

Me in 2016: I’m still salty about that

Me in 2026, probably: I’m still umami about that

allaark

Well, are you?. We’re waiting.

berlynn-wohl

There’s a lot to be umami about these days.

mutinsfromthemoon

shane coming up with a question “do you think we would be together in high school?” and ilya looked at shane’s direction and replied “we kinda did” and shane’s like “oh my god we are high school sweethearts” and ilya looked right into shane’s eyes and asked “what the fuck is high school sweethearts?”