I'm Trash; You May Be Too @punchingbakugodaily - Tumblr Blog

Art Fight Attack 10: Ms Lyzebel for @lyzebel! Was so fun to design a little outfit for her!

had a dream that people were posting real cash bounties for people's deaths on tumblr with the same amount of gravitas and dignity that actual callout posts on here have (none)

fatestayyuri

they just appended the bounty to the "offending" posts in question and 90% of the time the OP didn't notice because they had the post muted. it got immediately drowned out by an argument about pokemon. I only found out about it a week later because someone asked if I could disable reblogs, not because it had money out for my head, but so that they could get the last word in on said argument about pokemon.

fatestayyuri

artist's rendition

tv-opinion

i love ilya because he was texting shane shit like “can’t wait to be deep in your asshole💜” twirling his hair and blushing at his phone like he’s shakespeare

palarien

The elf, the myth(run), the legend… in succulent keychain form 🍴

alphacrone

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

fuckrozanov

goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day

datsderbunnyblog

This comment was left on a post about making the most of the Libby app. "Excessive use of generous lending policies" is the most absurd phrase I've ever seen anyone use to discuss libraries.

catboycommunist

evergreen

midnightinjapan

This tag deserves a spotlight

preydefiler

I don't get why everyone hates on necromancy. like... thems bones. everybody loves bones. bones are like, the coolest ever... ain't nobody hating on bones. so why the necromancer hate? no crime here. they wasn't using the bones anymore. they're dead. and dead is bones and bones. is cool

adayinthelesbianlife-deactivate

pisceanpharies

Download the pdf.

leonardcohenofficial

pdf link here

jeena-says-hi

Book Grace was ready to kill all of Earth to spite Stratt

t00thpasteface

being an effective educator is about yes-anding people so you can find unique connections between your material and their interests

derinthescarletpescatarian

I need to admit something to the US Tumblrinas. Philadelphia isn't a place to me. It's a cream cheese. You say "philadelphia" or "philly" and I immediately, and exclusively, think of the cream cheese. "Twelve people die in Philadelphia disaster" wow that must've been a Molasses Flood style event

derinthescarletpescatarian

No I trust the Americans, the cheese lovers, and the fans of the molasses flood to find this one on their own.

pingo1387

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

shower-thoughts-last-responder

Waking up from a nap and still having a headache is so unfair. You were supposed to save me.

noknowshame

I know we’re all like lawless nonconformists but you really can’t be texting and driving. that’s one of the ones you’ve gotta listen to for real

inner-muse

Not even at stoplights!!! I know it’s so so tempting to just glance at your phone when you’re stopped, but there’s actually something called “distraction hangover” where even once you put your phone down, your brain is still processing the interaction and isn’t fully paying attention to the road for up to 30 seconds afterwards. So it’s still really dangerous even if you’re stopped when you look at your phone. If you need to check something on your phone, pull over.

theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt

this especially applies to people with adhd. you know that symptom you may have heard of called “difficulty transitioning between tasks”? you don’t want piloting a ton or two of potential death to be the task you can’t mentally switch back to.