Lesbian Pigeon

Naseem/they them//SF  

[jedie-archive-deactivated201707]

YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL!

[hotboyproblems]

under 6 months until 2015 and if that doesnt scare you then idk what does

[small-chekov]

if ur hands are cold it’s just ur ghost boyfriend holding ur hand

[mhevet]

my f

[mhevet]

my feet are cold

[mhevet]

[knowtherealcost]

Some of these pictures are of lava rock, and others are of smokers’ lungs—can you tell us how many of each? Even if you can’t, one thing is for certain. Cigarette smoking can harm nearly every organ in your body.

[eunnieboo]

so a few days ago i sat down for dinner and my mom handed me the camera with a strange look on her face. all she said was “you need to see this” and i was like ?? okay

but then

that is my dad with a pigeon on his head.

SO OF COURSE MY REACTION WAS JUST “WHAT?! HOW??? HOW” and APPARENTLY when my dad was outside gardening, he saw it land on the roof of our house. and then it just. flew down. and landed on his head

BUT NOW IT WON’T LEAVE

like the other morning i stepped outside to call my dad in for lunch and the pigeon was just sitting on the front porch watching him work

best friends forever

[despazito]

the posture of a man

[dudeholdmybeer-deactivated20180]

he wears. a t shirt

[hongrie]

time-lapse sun-cats ひまわり猫窓  

[myrrhdotcom]

good night. sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite. tonight. imma fight. till we see the sunlight. tik tok. on the clock. but the party don’t stop.

[hotboyproblems]

under 6 months until 2015 and if that doesnt scare you then idk what does

[i-have-no-gender-only-rage]

weird children’s books

[isilverandcold]

*a wild new meme that I don’t get appears*

me, not up to date, understanding nothing: I guess I must have that short dick energy, this is very sad, Alison play desperado

[panace-at-the-disco]

Champagne

Cocaine

Gasoline

Hey Look Ma, I Made It // Don’t Threaten Me With A Good Time

[mapsontheweb]

If Cape Cod built a subway system based on Starbucks locations

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

not sure what I’m supposed to do with this information

[sexhaver]

let them speak

[distinguishedbaloney]

[30minutememes]

[xxxtictacion]

Hey uh op…. where’s your url…

[thyrell]

there’s no url because god sent this post down to us

[dreamsgatherhere]

[andreauxminyard]

my femme girlfriend: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

me: [throwing on shorts and a tank top] okay baby i love you and you look so pretty

[wrook]

My overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

My femme girlfriend: [throwing on a sundress and head scarf] okay baby I love you and you look so handsome

[piscesenergy]

Me: [after spending 6 hours on my hair and makeup] Babe I’m ready to head out now

My femme wife: [who has also taken 6 hours] Okay babe I love you I’m ready and your highlight is poppin severely but you need to blend that contour in a little bit

Me: [fixing her eyebrows] I love you

[amant-lesbienne]

my overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok love im ready to leave the house 

my equally overdressed femme girlfriend: [also hour and a half later] okay baby i love you we’re both so pretty

[gay-possum-rights]

Me: [10 minutes and a tank top later] ok babe let’s go

My equally lazy butch girlfriend: [also 10 minutes and a tank top later] I love you honey but we gotta stop taking each other’s tank tops

[ubelyptus]

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