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Dollzone Neveu for sale! With company faceup minus the lashes, they fell off unfortionatly... Will come with wig and random glass eyes, box

problematicparrot

Finally, a sane celebrity who doesn’t bend the knee to feminist bullshit.

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ren-of-rationality

My god I love her.

mango-thot-deactivated20190520

I know people are gonna get salty af about this but by God she’s RIGHT.

When Brad Pitt did Fight Club, he was cutting weight for every single scene to maintain his physique at 155. I’ve you’ve ever cut weight, you know how horrible that must have been. He did it because they needed a “look”.

Changing Tatum said his Magic Mike body doesn’t last for more than five days. He starved down and dehydrated his already fit physique for a “look”.

The male soldiers on Spartacus: Blood and Sand were eating pretty much chicken and veggies for every meal to maintain a “look”.

Why is this such a big deal? Because all these characters are considered physical goals for men. These are actual unobtainable physical standards for men. Male body image issues get swept under the rug so often that some people don’t even think they exist.

da-boy-o-kultur

You want proof? Just check out that scene in Captain America: First Avenger where Cap just transformed into that beautiful beefcake of a man. Agent Carter’s actress just HAD to touch them muscles, it was completely unscripted.

eric-coldfire

Chris Evans had to wear shirts so small they physically hurt, and he dislocated a shoulder during the helicopter scene in Civil War. But who cares, girls got to wet their panties watching Captain America flex.

guyveranimefan87-blog

If we are talking about unrealistic physical standards of male fitness given to us by movies, I would like to mention Hugh “Wolverine” Jackman here.

Yeah, he is ripped, isn’t he?

Well, it is true, but to get that kind of definition, he went through 36 hour period of dehydration, which caused him to temporarily lose 10 pounds of “water weight”.

Thus during the fight scene he was filming, he was a hair breadth from blacking out whole time, just to look unrealistically muscular.

As he said during interview with Steven Colbert, “If You go three days without water, You will die. Then, when You are halfway there they shout ‘Roll it!”

It’s the same with professional bodybuilders who get into periods of extreme fasting and dehydration to lower their fat-to-muscle ratio to inhuman levels, all in hopes of making their muscle definition a bit better.

According to experts, healthy body fat percentage for a healthy male ranges from 8% to 20%, depending on height, lifestyle and numerous other variables.

Fitness model and professional bodybuilder Helmut Strebl also known as “World’s Most Shredded Man” as he supposedly managed to get his body fat percentage below 5%…

… But only when he partakes in competitions, since it is not humanly possible to live with such low fat percentage of one’s body for longer periods of time.

I mean, yeah, he keeps a draconian training regime, as well as a very strict diet even off-season, but looks much more human then…

There are documented cases of incredibly fit and muscular bodybuilders fainting on the stage in the middle of their flexing routines, as well as several who outright died, because of cardiac arrest caused by their blood becoming too thick, due to long dehydration…

And let’s not forget about Muscle Dysmorphia, colloquially known as “Megarexia” or “Bigarexia”.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muscle_dysmorphia

Yeah, it’s a thing, but it’s barely talked about, since it’s apparently not manly to admit to having problems like that, which also creates problems with researching this particular disorder…

So… Thanks Hollywood?

fierceawakening

I had no idea that most people who looked like this are dehydrated until I read posts like this.

brunhiddensmusings

dehydrated to the point theyre about a day away from actual organ failure okay so chris hemsworth is a absolute god of a man, but hollywood says ‘thats not good enough’ and for the thor movie he has to spend several days having the juice squeezed from his body untill he looses about a gallon of whats supposed to be him so that he can do 2 days of shooting scenes without his shirt, after which he has to have recovery time before he is hospitalized because i am not joking about ‘one day away from organ failure’ thats the benchmark- look at chris hemsworth and process that he is told he isnt suitable for a shirtless scene without prepping for three days and nearly fainting

shipperwolf1

real feminism acknowledges the unhealthy standards that men are held to. radfems brush them off as non-existent

guys, feminism is for you, too. it’s for all of us.

gdchans

Michael Sheen: No one except those from Wales can pronounce this

David Tennant: Hold my whisky

gutatrix

71st Emmy Awards Nominee - Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama Series: Gwendoline Christie as Brienne of Tarth, Game of Thrones.

sufficientlylargen

Every time I see a post about updog I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help the poster complete their joke.

tommyeatseaton-blog

okay but what’s updog ?

jaiwithanadult

Updog is a long sausage in a bun often served with ketchup, mustard, onion e, and/or relish.

yumantimatter

No, that’s a hotdog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released

defectivealtruist

You’re thinking of update. Updog is when you end a sentence with a rising intonation.

ghostpalmtechnique

No, that’s uptalk. You’re thinking of the fourth-largest city in Sweden.

argumate

surely that’s Uppsala, whereas Updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

regexkind

That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs

another-normal-anomaly

You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined

no that’s an updraft

updog isn’t a noun at all, it’s a verb; it basically means to chew someone out, or harshly lecture them

identicaltomyself

No, that’s upbraid. An updog is a small dog that likes cuddling on people’s laps.

speakertoyesterday

No that’s a puppydog. An updog is when the Mets win.

mistbornthefinal

No that’s an upset. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

yumantimatter

What’s a henway?

eversolewd-deactivated20250517

Oh, about 5 pounds.

d1rtnbl00d

GOTTEM

asterythm

this post pushed me down the stairs and stole my firstborn child

innocencelives

shoutout to people with simultaneously great and terrible memories. like oh yeah i remember in perfect detail that random story you told about the banana costume from a year ago but all of novemeber? completely blank.

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zoreta

This is an actual, legit problem in Russia.

Kronotsky Nature Reserve, like most nature reserves, is pretty remote and relies on gas generators for electricity, and keeps jet fuel around in case a rescue copter is needed.

Thing is, these gas drums are just out in the open. And then the bears found them, and discovered that huffing the fumes got them high to the point of passing out. So now there are all these bears addicted to huffing jet fuel, and they’re teaching it to each other.

One one hand, nobody wants bears addicted to huffing highly flammable, toxic crap. It’s not healthy or safe for the bears to just pass out.

On the other, remove the jet fuel… and you have a population of bears going through drug withdrawal, and a bunch of nature reserve workers stuck with them in the middle of nowhere. Additionally, bears have started seeking alternate sources, like trailing behind a helicopter in hopes of fuel leaks, so taking away their source might be… ill advised.

michaelpoe

This one of the most Russian things I’ve ever read.

pennypeabody

marisbugs

This is officially the best response and a big ass mood right there

evilwriter37

At all the people in the notes saying: “Unless it’s this” and “Certain types of shippers need to die” this is fucking targeted at you.

jenroses

To be fair, Catholics vs Protestants historically was a fandom faction war.

glumshoe

Why do you hate the word “pants”?

It’s a bad word. When you’re describing an impossibly majestic outfit belonging to the supreme ruler of Space and you give him rich brocade doublers and tunics and pearl trim and shimmering fabric and then you get to his lower body and you have to say the word “pants” you might as well throw yourself out the airlock and die with dignity.

liberalsarecool

These migrant parents are committing a misdemeanor at worst. Would you separate a child from their parents over unpaid traffic tickets?

Crossing the border without papers [this does not include seeking asylum which is legal] and parking tickets are the same legal classification. That’s how much racism is involved. Republicans have created concentration camps for parents who commit misdemeanors, and separate their children to possibly give them away for US adoption. It’s kidnapping and child-trafficking.

Republicans would NEVER do this to white immigrants from Europe who are here without papers/Visa.