I Gave Her My Heart, She Gave Me A Pen

27//musician//leftist//queer//chronically ill//she/they//fandoms at @imwithspooky

[loserforever]

oh you’re yanking my chain? yank harder

[targetedknowledge]

[assiraphales]

I kind of miss the impulsivity that certain spaces used to allow. oh you want a hair cut today? hairdresser in the corner can fit you in before her 2 o’clock. tattoo of a cobra… sure leg or arm? even concerts, back when you could go to the box office thirty mins before any show. not saying these things don’t exist at all, but everything feels booked five months in advance and 10x more expensive

[mildmayfoxe]

1) any stretching is better than no stretching

2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable

3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are

[pissmamiii]

too lovey dovey for this world i’m afraid

[achillesinhighheels]

[jeniferprince]

historians say they were friendly neighbors 👀

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[anjomecanico]

Start commenting "not all men" in posts saying something positive about men

[jesterlesbian]

hey anyone figured out another way out but through. i’d love to not go through

[persbaderse]

my dog: doesn't want to hang out

me: is it because im irredeemable

[jame7t]

it’s fun to stay at the Y

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[yahenni]

M

*smacks the side of my boom box to get the cd to stop skipping*

[capt-mal-reynolds]

C

[edgarallanpoultry]

YOUNG MAN

[shark-tranny]

A

[irishfry]

THERES NO

[gamergal-ds]

It’s fun to stayy at the Y

[transfeminine-anarcho-post-egg]

UONG MAN

[lordhavemercyyyyy-deactivated20]

MOTHMAN

STEAL A MAN OFF THE GROUND I SAID MOTHMAN

[visceralvermin]

[b0nkcreat]

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[dogwise]

PRACTICE URGE SURFING

[dogwise]

[teumessianandlaelaps]

Huh, didn't know there was a term for it. This explains why I haven't been drinking as much lately.

[justlikebullets]

[loveridden1999]

i get mean when i'm nervous like a bad dog

[heavensghost]

Accidentally put my whole fucking heart into something that wasnt fucking meant for me again fucking hell