Plum Pie Recipe - With Jack Horner #Fanfic #Scenario #Recipe
Mr. Jack today will teach you the recipe for your famous plum pies in your factory! The very will be teaching you graciously and delightfully the step by step of this recipe with all the details. Enjoy!
(When "Minion" appears in the dialogue, it is one of Jack's henchmen interacting. And when "the voice of hell" appears, it's Jack asking questions to himself, indicating the audience with doubts.)
Minion: So... Mr Horner. Look at the camera and----
Jack: I KNOW. You've explained this to me a million times. Keep in touch, speak legible and la-di-da blah! Come out and let me shine.
Jack: Uhm* Recipe with Jack Horner will be a beautiful and soft plum pie crust.
Jack: The ones you consume in the Pie Co.
Jack: I'm someone generous, kind and talented, I'll be teaching you how to do it! If you're as skilled and smart as I am.
Jack: In the food processor, a cup of flour for all purposes and we are adding a quarter of cornmeal.
Voice of hell: I don't have cornmeal like that---
Jack: A half teaspoon of salt. Easy, in the salt, if not our pie will be salted, okay?
Jack: And a tablespoon of granulated sugar.
Jack: The dry ingredients now.
Jack: Added butter inside the processor. A whole tablet cut into cubes.
Voice of hell: Hot butter, cold or room temperature?
Jack: Cold. How all the pie crust make it cold. So obvious, man---
Jack: Draining this into the pulsating add two tablespoons of ice water with an egg.
Voice from hell: But I'm vegan.
Jack: Use ripe bananas, your duh!
Voice of hell: I don't like bananas-
Jack: Haha. Cool. It's fermentation.
Jack: Separate your egg from the white. Save the white one.
Jack: Two tablespoons of ice water in egg and mix for a perfect crust. Attention to detail.
Jack: Gradually place the egg mixture in the processor at pulse.
Jack: No disgust, take the dough in your hand. If you press and be firm, stop there. Your mass is on point.
Jack: If you're not on point... bad luck! Hah.
Jack: So store it on plastic paper and now you gather your dough in this plastic film.
Jack: Turn it into a flat disk and then basically flatten and cool for at least an hour and until night.
Jack: Sweet dreams, crust. Good night.
Jack: Good morning creatures of the day.
Jack: Now for the stuffing. Dear plums.
Voice of Hell: Can I use another fruit?
Jack: Yes. You can. Strawberries, oranges, blueberries, pomegranates, pumpkin, mango and their MOTHER---
Minion: ... (Do not interfere)
Jack: Uh* Cut a quarter of the plums. Your plums go into a small bowl.
Jack: Added a quarter of a cup of sugar.
Jack: Don't get in the way of the artist. It is necessary to be delicate to handle these fruits.
Voice of Hell: You have big hands, how delicate are you?
Jack: Oh, WOW. For your information, I was a ballet dancer as a teenager, shut up.
Jack: And add some cornstarch.
Jack: Cornstarch will thicken the juices of these juicy plums. Two tablespoons.
Jack: Mix and mix. Added a vanilla in the bowl.
Minion: Wow... so hungry ~
Jack: Take the crust dough and be ready to cast our galley crust.
Jack: This we want to be about 12 inches in diameter.
Jack: Take it if you roll it on your pin like that. And then how easy it is to unroll directly on your baking sheet covered in parchment.
Jack: Add your plums right in the center. Use all the juice.
Jack: Now, the part that might be difficult for you, but not for me, Horner. Hah!
Jack: You start bending the edge over the fruit.
Jack: Use some brown sugar.
Voice of hell: What if I don't want to put it on?
Jack: DON'T PUT it on, bitch.
Jack: Go straight to the fridge to cool for about an hour before putting it in the oven.
Jack: An egg mixed with a teaspoon of water. That's your glaze.
Voice of hell: Repeat. I'm vegan---
Jack: Yes. I know, use melted vegetable butter or melted sugar.
Jack: Brush only on the dough.
Jack: Your oven is preheated to 375 degrees and this will take approximately 35 minutes or more or 40 minutes to bake.
Voice of hell: I have no oven---
Jack: BAKE ON FIREWOOD--- oh, seriously... You're stupid.
Jack: And then serve these beautiful wedges.
Jack: So spectacular. You won't see another pie as beautiful as Big Jack Horner's.
Voice of hell: My grandmother---
Jack: Now enjoy your delicious plum pie. See you later!
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