Sounds About Right.

🌸💮I speak 4 languages and I managed to be dumb in all of them.💮🌸

[lokh1]

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

nobody:

half full water bottle left behind on the floor of a public bus: *rolls around*

[thejoanglebook-deactivated20210]

OP is an optimist

[liberalsarecool]

Worker solidarity is beautiful.

[gremlininho]

[rattling-bag-of-bones]

My lord I need you to make up your mind, where the fuck are we going

[mandalhoerian-deactivated202510]

my lord i think we're lost

[depresseddepot]

my lord????

[ozempicofficial]

[marimbles]

underrated tumblr feature is being able to catch up to yourself on your dash. so there is an END POINT. and you can say “ah, I have reached where I left off, there is no more to see! I’ll take my leave now and come back later when there are new posts.” instead of being stuck forever in a bottomless algorithm pit digging deeper and deeper till you have to summon monumental strength to climb out

[tunnaa-unnaa]

[coughloop]

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

[coughloop]

I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of... maybe everything actually

[segamascot]

not feeling very hundred emoji flame emoji today

[palmer]

well I am so 💯🔥💯🔥

[segamascot]

🧯💨

[palmer]

0️⃣🌫0️⃣🌫

[catchymemes]

[ntrider]

noncon friendship

[sonyvegas9-deactivated20241118]

Coworkers

[ryukisgod]

Your friend’s boyfriend

[catchymemes]

[thebibliosphere]

Babysitting my niece and nephew and my niece informed me I’m not real.

For context we were looking at a photo of her other aunt, and she said, “that’s my auntie” and I said “yeah, just like me,” and she thought about it for a while and said, “only sometimes.”

Upon further explanation, it turns out you can’t be a real if you’re a witch. Not a real auntie. Real.

My status as Aunt Spooky has officially been upgraded to cryptid.

[gabisart]

code: veronica 🐜

[asundergrowth]

[nyxiemeow]

[windoftime]

[theonion]

[theonion]