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"All those times I said 'Fuck work, I want to do crimes!' but not like this... not like this."- Chris Karl

[theveryworstthing]

it’s bat appreciation day so here’s some zubats. we got a battle friend, some wary hatchlings that were probably found in someone’s attic, and a fancy undiscovered regional variant.

[bloodsisters-deactivated2023013]

Walking home in 6th grade with enough textbooks in your bag to constitute an osha violation

[dankmemeuniversity]

[cringe-sonicoc]

[gengarshade]

I remember finding out that the person was going “is this allowed” to the girl bc the ‘guy’ in the photo is actually a realistic sex doll called a “sinthetic” that she was on a date with. They cost thousands of dollars.

That fucked me up

[nobodylikesasecret-deactivated2]

i did not need to know that

[helloitsbees]

[necessarybeing]

@spelviin why would u hide this in the tags lol

[transmedicalism-saves-lives]

I found the listing for him if y’all want, he’s the Gabriel model from Sinthetics.

[gay-4-space]

Good News! He’s a real human. A highschool student would not have a thousand dollar sex doll and the creator of the vine has confirmed that he was infact a real person.

https://mobile.twitter.com/caitlinwoah/status/1090632731078418434

[leatherleaves]

The epitome of that post that’s like “love when a posts presents information and immediately gets refuted in the next reblog, net zero information <3”

[guooey]

Nothing more joyous than this...

[femgirlfriend-moved]

[strawberry-crocodile]

For anyone confused; they're in a skate park in the lights off, he's not actually falling he's just sliding down a ramp

[abandonrun]

one of the biggest tells that i used to read homestuck is how i instinctively draw dogs :/

[abandonrun]

[babysealmilk]

[prokopetz]

Given that evidence suggests all extant forms of cartomancy began as card games and were only later adapted as tools for divination, doing readings with your Pokémon cards is really just respecting the history and traditions of the practice.

[prokopetz]

#alright we got an inverted mr mime here. either there’s something you’re not letting yourself see for what it is #or a milf lies in your future (via @zeroblogshere)

[reallycoolsoup]

Y'all are so worried about being submissive and breedable you forget to make your assignments submitted and readable

[tikkety-tok]

Real lawyer plays Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney

[xphilosoraptorx]

Japanese law doesn't require evidence to be presented for review by both parties. "SURPRISE!!! I have facts you weren't aware of!" is very much a thing there.

[nonenosome]

The entire game was written to show how messed up the Justice System is there.

[villainous-queer-deactivated202]

[sindri42]

Japanese courts have a 99% conviction rate. In essence, if you are accused of a crime you are already considered to be guilty and it is up to you to prove otherwise if you can. Remember in the end of Persona 5, where the person who falsely accused you of assaulting them confessed to everything on national television but you were still in prison until your friends tracked down every witness and got them all the recant their testimonies individually? That was in no way exaggerated.

Also Japanese police have a 90+% rate of successfully arresting a “suspect” for every crime they investigate. At first this sounds really impressive, how they always track down the criminal, until you realize that they do it through a combination of refusing to investigate crimes which seem hard to solve or are likely to involve organizes crime or politicians (lots of “suicides” and “accidents” which are very blatant murder), and any time they do open a case but fail to figure everything out in the first day or two they just grab a convenient scapegoat (usually poor, frequently an immigrant or ethnic minority).

There are also very few restrictions on how long you can be “interrogated” for after arrest, or what they can do to you during the interrogation. Almost all the accused confess to everything... eventually. Regardless of whether they were actually anywhere near the incident in question.

[magicspotatolover]

[lazorsandparadox]

Yeah no, death note was also about how fuck up japanese police are. The reason the death note causes people to have heart attacks if you dont put a cause of death is because thats the go to excuse cops use if they dont want to investigate a case or cant solve it fast enough. And giving the death note to the police chiefs son and then exposing that son to be a fuckin freak and mass murderer was very much extremely intentional. The japanese justice system is extremely fucked up

[archangel-zadkiel]

Ok I know this has been said but

[tikkety-tok]

those bonding hormones are strong

[anarchocunt]

[memewhore]

[youngalientype]

[lesbianrey]

is that………..what i think it is

[lesbianrey]

[toxictiktoks]

[kaelang12]

[an-alarming-number-of-bees]

Obsessed with this

[notkatniss]

On top of the Yankees field cat there was a praying mantis on top of the nationals players hat tonight. Huge night in baseball

[heinousactszx]

He was keeping the mantis updated on the number of outs, too

[catgirlthighhighs]

Ratatouille

[beartnie]

There’s a quote from Bert where he says he‘s “known big bird since he was a little bird” and the thought of it makes my heart cry so here’s that

[penstab]

i have a horrible misogynist rooster who only likes blonde hens so i always have to make sure i have 2-3 yellow hens around so he doesn't run anyone ragged. i didn't know this was a problem someone could have but i've had macklemore for eight slutty, slutty years and he's been overly obsessed with the blondness level of his lady friends for the entire time with no sign of slowing down so, like. props to him for sticking to his guns.

SIR, PLEASE,

[penstab]

YOU CANT JUST CASUALLY LEAVE THIS IN THE REPLIES AS IF THIS ISNT A CRUCIAL ELEMENT OF THIS HARROWING STORY

SIR!!!!!!