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whats cool about being trans is my parents are totally right. i did kill their beautiful son. im the thing that animates his corpse in an ever more convincing parody of a happy girl. i devoured him from the inside out and now there is nothing left of him and he is dead dead dead and there is only me, with my hollow eyes and dark eyeliner and long hair, and my big smile. my limp, effeminate gestures belie the marionetting of the boy they loved. my fagginess is his death. already his body becomes a fitter home for my parasitism in full; the tits, the hips, the thighs. sorry about your kid. thanks for the biomass <3

Alien sexist 😔

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

coughdropsandsoftspots

While making dinner tonight, I very very fleetingly, but very seriously and legitimately thought “I should watch Goncharov tonight”

And then I Remembered.

sunglassesbot

That it's no longer on poob?

hornytransgirljenni

niktheniknik

This is incomprehensible outside of tumblr, i love a well maintained closed ecosystem

morganaspendragonss

will you guys cancel me if i say that queer tragedy has a place in the creative arts and shouldn’t immediately be dismissed as bury your gays

rubynye

adding @glorious-spoon 's astute tags:

#bury your gays and women in refrigerators and the black guy dies first are all about treating marginalized people like props#to further the story of the (white straight male) protagonist#that's not the same thing as a tragedy! some stories are tragedies! whose story has weight and meaning - that's the question

epicsause-official

youtubers should do reverse sponsorships. just interrupt the narrative of the video to shit-talk some random company for 1-2 minutes.

#someone get this post to drew gooden

mariacallous

sprinkledsalt

I’d like to remind folks that part of Spanberger’s success is due to the Democratic majorities in Virginia’s state legislature, too. They couldn't pass any bills when the previous governor would just veto them because he was a Republican piece of shit (excuse the redundancy). This is what Democrats can do when voters give them power at both the executive and legislative level! You need to vote for your state representatives and state senators, too!

pyanj

when u go to a restaraunt regularly and order the same thing every time

pochowek

buqbite

one of the funniest things abt this white collar job so far is that i get to see how fucking long people take for the tiniest things. "please paste this text into a separate document and send it to me whenever you're able to this week" i mean shit, man, i know what it's like to take weeks for a 2 minute task, but that's wild even for my standards. like yeah i can probably find the time to press the copy and paste buttons sometime this week

buqbite

meanwhile when you do restaurant work one of the waiters will come in and go "okay we have 27 new orders, including three cakes made from scratch, 53 cups of coffee, 60 appetizers and an entire horse roasted on a stick. it'll need to be done within the next 7 minutes before the small town that rented out hall c for a wedding arrives" and you'll be like ah this christmas is so chill compared to last year

khanuckle-deactivated20250628

ace-trainer-alice

some youtuber released a new guide to how to "easily defeat" me with a "100% success rate" and now all the heroes are showing up with a glitched 120% immunity to corruption magic and it's so fucked up and mean to me.

ace-trainer-alice

nevermind the devs patched the exploit they were using but the video wasn't taken down so I'm basically just farming heroes that are totally convinced they're immune to all of my effects. plus they're getting hit by all the easiest to dodge ones, too. you get poofed into my loyalest maid and you get to think you've always been a helpless princess and you become my new evil knight through a really cool sequence. this is so awesome.