your local cryptid, the second

I am an artist, methinks! // Gryphon // They/He // I lov u, probably

[handswaps]

beast monster thing (love isn't love enough) - car seat headrest / nobody is ever going to want me - giles corey / post by @hivemindz / you're a dog - gilla band / dog - charlie parr / we should fight - ezra furman

[velvetacademia-deactivated20210]

BEE DAGGER !!

[helloitsbees]

[hellonheelz93]

John Bauer ~ illustration for Swedish folk tale, Agnes and the Sea King.

[thirddoctor]

50 YEARS OF THE MASTER

[veralorraine]

[hexblooded]

[pietriarchy]

everyone loves to shit on david cage for making his games so heavily prompt based but let me tell you it’s the prompts specifically that elevate his work to the level of modern masterpieces

[loremerchant]

[taragrimface]

wheres the one where the player fails every prompt in a chase scene and it turns a dramatic pursuit into a mr bean movie

[sapiosexualmcride]

this the video you’re talking about?

[s-y-l-g-deactivated20201207]

That was beautiful

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

The himbo to end all himbos is Brendan Fraser in George of the Jungle. That was the pinnacle of nonthreatening idiot beefcake. He was a hunk of endearingly stupid lean beef and tbh Fraser’s performance was great, it felt sincere. That was classical himbo

[missdanielleclick]

Disney Princesses In Accurate Period Costume.

[wizzardhat]

sheltymops:

SLEEPING BEAUTY (1485).

POCAHONTAS (17TH CENTURY POWAHTAN). 

CINDERELLA (MID 1860’S)

JASMINE (PRE-ISLAMIC MIDDLE EAST)

SNOW WHITE (16TH CENTURY GERMANY).

ARIEL (1890’S)

BELLE (1770’S FRENCH COURT FASHION).

CLARIE HUMMEL

Megara (Ancient Greece)

Mulan (Ancient China)

Tiana (1920’s)

Rapunzel (18th Century)

[yunagyaru-deactivated20211230]

I’ve reblogged this 6 times probably

[toxicphox]

You all always forget her excellent Maid Marian

[ink-the-artist]

[thelocalcryptid2]

So long, farewell, alvidazien, good night.

Goodbye tumblr, I gotta go,,, exist elsewhere

[iamdinomartins]

The Sound of Music (1965) dir. Robert Wise

[sirfrogsworth]

[possiblythreefourthspeahen]

I can just see Jake giving Holt a “gag” card with a popup heart for father’s day… Holt doesn’t appear to change expression except for the slightest smile but it cuts to him showing the card to Kevin over dinner and he says, “You should have seen me, Kevin. I was a blubbering mess over a simple card, it was quite unbecoming of me. I intend to put it up on the mantel.”

[dancinbutterfly]

I don’t care if that never happens. It’s canon for me.

[gastrictank]

i drew this little friend and i dont know what he is but i love him

[nolanthebiggestnerd-deactivated]

[lozchic3]

Don’t worry, friends. Little guy is ok.

[michaelmamaril-deactivated20171]

he doesnt have arms to drink that tea that is a threat in disguise

[nolanthebiggestnerd-deactivated]

goodbye small fucker

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

LEAVE HIM ALONE

[killjillvt]

I’m going to help train our friend, I won’t stand to see him take this abuse any longer

We’re taking it a bit slow because he’s still recovering, but his training is coming along nicely! You can do it, little guy!

[serpyra-archive]

looks like all that training is starting to pay off

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

[xeppeli]

I will resurrect many time with more strangth.

[marcosclopezblog]

Revenge is sweet.

[serperoir]

goodbye small fucker

[iamanelemelon]

I always love these because you get to see so many different art styles but holy fuck guys someone needs to get him a spikey hat or knights armour covered in razor blades

[thecrystalfems]

I love how every time I see this there’s a new addition

The saga continues

[askyourbestnightmare]

…You IDIOTS.

[kittymewmyu]

The only version I will ever reblog is this one

[xxkaibutsukoxx]

Flowey no

[redandblacktac]

no mercy small fucker

[malyfl0res]

After all this time fighting, the little guy and his enemy realized that it was all pointless. Since the beginning, the hate for each other had only make them stronger but by accepting their differences and learning to respect each other, they realized that they don’t have to keep being rivals, but perhaps something else.

even if their relationship may have started badly, the strong bond between them will last forever, by helping each others with what they lack and learning to accept that even if people have difference it would only make a world a more interesting place to be c:

[stardustgalaxy]

Just the happy ending I needed

[a-very-real-human-deactivated20]

I FINALLY FOUND IT

[fishiest-fish]

Enemies to lovers, slowburn, 50k words

[cutepetplanet]

The most handsome sheep I’ve ever seen

[mediated-by-images-deactivated2]

Unlimited power

[hmssavior]

Welcome, one and all, to the HMS Savior

In the great year of 1805, the great ship set sail. A 5th rate Great Frigate with 28 guns and captained by Quince Irwin. Its construction was commissioned after the sinking of the HMS Valentine in a skirmish.

This blog is entirely for Roleplay and Aesthetics that I, @thelocalcryptid2​ and my dear friend @hurimwilla​  have made for our ship, the aforementioned HMS Savior. This is set in the early 1800s, with many characters aboard! And please note this is entirely fictional. I hope there are more posts to come!

[thelocalcryptid2]

please support mine and my friend @hurimwilla ‘s original content!!

[thelocalcryptid2]

i hate lapis

as a previous abuse victim, she’s just

bleck

awful. 

shes so flat! so boring! she is awful to everyone! And even with trauma people aren’t assholes. She doesn’t value her friends, she is a w f u l to peridot and so one note to steven. I hate it. She’s toxic and you can’t use her trauma as an excuse.

“I’m done being everyone’s prisoner! now you’re my prisoner! And I’m never letting you go!”

thats not her ‘saving’ the Crystal Gems. That’s her being a fucking hypocrite and abusing jasper back.