can you believe after so many years of using french’s “c'est la vie” because the nuance doesn’t translate, we’ve finally obtained a flawless translation with “that’s just the way it is on this bitch of an earth"
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can you believe after so many years of using french’s “c'est la vie” because the nuance doesn’t translate, we’ve finally obtained a flawless translation with “that’s just the way it is on this bitch of an earth"
Today I was rehearsing with the guitarist from the show I’m doing and I was coughing up a lung bc I’m sick and I was just kidding but I told him he needed to bring me a lemon for me to slice up and put in a cup of tea and so I show up to the show tonight to get ready and he sets down a big ass lemon on my dressing room table and then brings out like 5 boxes of Halloween Oreos and for those of you who pay attention to my posts you know what a big fucking deal that is and so long story short I now have a lemon and more Oreos than I know what to do with
update: tonight he brought me 2 lemons and a bag of cough drops. i’m running out of room in my fruit drawer in the fridge because i have so many damn lemons.
LIFE IS GIVING U LEMONS, MAKE SO LEMONADE !!!!!
okay but it wasn’t life it was a guy named howard
Update: tonight there were 3 lemons
Update: 4 lemons
Another update: I have 10 lemons and a date for Friday night
update: lemon boy carved pumpkins to ask me to be his lemon girl so lemon boy is now lemon boyfriend
update: lemon boyfriend and lemon girlfriend are very happy
update: lemon boyfriend and lemon girlfriend took a trip to the mountains this summer and decided that once they’ve graduated & are successfully pretending to be grown ups they will become lemon husband and lemon wife
hey guys guess what it’s been 2 years since the pumpkins and
we’re still each other’s biggest fans
Omg this is the cutest story 😍
THE TAG ON THE FIRST POST SAID HER ROOMMATE HAD A HUGE thing for him what HAPPENED!!!!
my roommate the time had a serious boyfriend of a few years and tried to tell me i couldn’t date howard. turns out she wasn’t the greatest friend and i didn’t need that kind of negativity in my life. so i got a new roommate. Howard.
that’s what happened
make me choose: → anonymous asked favorite character development (b99) : jake peralta
this is stomp dog it shows up to stomp away sadness
“When you lose someone… when you lose someone suddenly, and unexpectedly, it hurts… differently. I had a tooth that got infected once. Woke me from the dead of sleep, middle of the night. It was this dull, throbbing, excruciating pain, it was awful. But then, the pain changed. It became sharper. Like sudden, direct bursts of pain that came out of nowhere. Boom, boom, like a lightning strike. That’s what unexpected loss is like.”
and if you can’t be strong then you need to take a walk around the block until you can.
justin t*mberlake is performing at the super bowl again and I’m sorry but I just can’t stop thinking about the fact that janet jackson was literally blacklisted from the music industry, the tv industry, the superbowl, and was publicly shamed/humiliated all over a wardrobe malfunction that happened over 10 years ago….. all over a covered nipple that was shown for 0.5 seconds….all over an action JUSTIN made……..not to mention t*mberlake’s music career skyrocketed and was continuously praised for his performance…..,, the hatred towards black women and a woman’s body was and is real af and that’s just not something I can stomach during this year’s super bowl performance
Reasons you could watch B99
Two canon queer POC who both came out in different ways!!!!!!!
Comedy without playing into racist or homophobic stereotypes
Healthy heterosexual relationship without ever making Jake give any signs of being sick of his wife-to-be, they’re just happy dorks in love supporting one another. They didn’t get together through an argument and they didn’t hate one another going in takes notes CW!
Those are just a few simple reasons but let’s look at some of the characters in more depth!
Raymond Holt
The captain of the 99 precinct,
Normally always stoic and has the best poker face
His husband’s name is Kevin and they are a match made in heaven
Thinks Barbara Streisand counts as Rock Music
Owns a Corgi named Cheddar
BONE???!!!!!!!!!!
Really protective over his staff
Super competitive and stubborn
Jake Peralta
Is a huge movie nerd
He’s Jewish and his family life wasn’t always stable
Starts off really stubborn and unwilling to follow rules but grows as a person and a team player aka some of the best character development in tv today!
Loves all of the squad and always tries to motivate people to do their best
NOICE!!!!!!!!
Playful and competitive
Is supportive of his girlfriend’s goals and strengths, never belittles her or makes her feel like she has to choose between him and her work
Rosa Diaz
Canon bisexual woc
Has a knife collection
Is Rosa even her name???? Who knows?!
Wears leather like a boss
Is really tough and sarcastic but cares deeply about the things and the people who matter to her
Always has people’s backs
Her happy place is picturing herself beating up people she hates
Insults and teases people to show affection
Amy Santiago
Self proclaimed teacher’s pet
Books and Binders are her best friends
Terrible cook
The hardest worker you shall ever see
Super nerdy and organised
Gets excited really easily
She doesn’t always get social cues but tries her best
Establishes herself as her own person and not just “Jake’s girlfriend” or “Holt’s lackey”
Brought a blanket to a sport’s game in July
Charles Boyle
Had a crush on a coworker and after finding out she didn’t feel the same immediately backed off, moved on and became one of her closest friends.
Has “foot-in-mouth disease”
Supportive of his friends especially his best buddy Jake
Is obsessed with cooking
Holds a grudge against a horse
Overly invested in Jake and Amy’s relationship, probably has an otp scrapbook for them
Has dozens of hobbies like yoga and sewing things that aren’t traditionally “masculine”
Terry Jeffords
Terry x Yogurt are the true otp
Is a very strong, well built man who could bench press 3 grown men and is such a loving and gentle father
Isn’t afraid to call out the Captain when he’s being unfair to the squad
Carries angry squad members over his shoulder
Got a bouncy castle because Amy and Rosa were stressed
Refers to himself in the third person a lot
There’s Hitchcock and Scully who’s life goal is to eat and sit in a chair and honestly mood.
and then GINA MOTHERF*CKING LINETTI
This show tackles really problematic issues and completes stamps on them. Ever wonder where the “cool motive, still murder” meme is from?! They have tackled racial profiling, racism, homophobia, transphobia, sexism, bullying. The list goes on and on.
It has canon lgbt characters who are well developed and their sexuality isn’t the main factor of their personality. The “will they, won’t they” relationship is developed naturally and both parties did not fall for one another at the same time.
This show is so good and I would highly recommend watching it, I can assure you that you won’t regret it!
Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.
Of fucking course
What sick bastard doesn’t
“You’d be surprised”, said Xaldien, who just lost four followers and received a lovely “men can’t be raped” anon shortly after reblogging this the first time.
Yowch, disgusting.
If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.
Always reblog this
If you Dont reblog this if u see it then i cant call u my friend
IF ANYONE TELLS ME THAT MEN CAN’T BE VICTIMS OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AND RAPE, I AM SICKENED BY THEIR MERE PRESENCE ON MY BLOG.
If you disagree with me, unfollow my blog, block me and never look at my blog again.
If you want to debate about this or send anon’s about this, I will reply but your actions have consequences.
Out of 19000+ followers I have, only one of you actually reblogged about this issue, yet a lot of you have reblogged and liked a picture by playboy about catcalling and that how men should never do it.
Additionally, I have received abuse in my ask box (which I will be answering when I can) and threats. In particular death threats and rape threats.
I can see the real problem here already. Male domestic violence and rape is just invisible in our society because we don’t want to talk about this because it just damages the status quo of this fucking website.
I’m a male victim of child sexual abuse. We matter. Please, reblog this.
Please never forget male victims are real and it can happen to everyone/anyone
Make sure the romance is there on both sides people
Reblogging this again.
i think the reason i get so irritated with tumblr now is because everyone’s always so angry and everything has to be a debate and i’m just? too old? like go play in your salt mines children and leave grandma alone
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy
Why’re you being mean to my mum?
goddamn it
Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances
This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it
1.4 almost ps not risking it
Fuck this post
Seriously? I ain’t risking SHIT!
Would never risk my mom
Mom I love chu
My mama just walked out the door like I’m going to risk this
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
SHE IS ALL I HAVE, TUMBLR! STOP THIS!
DUH
has this been done? vol2
Zac Efron (2008) | Zac Efron (2017)
my my my was the bop we wanted but the good side was the ballad we deserved
dancing around your room to music is one of the ultimate forms of self care
your girl gets to see an early screening of love, simon!
the jonas brothers paved the way for other boy bands. the jonas brothers got rid of the whole idea that choreographed dancing makes a boy band. they played REAL instruments. gave us hit after hit. when you look me in the eyes made every girl age 7-87 swoon. burnin up not only was a summer hit but also started the iconic niley/nelena love triangle. lovebug made every girl from age 7-87 swoon AGAIN. fly with me made us all nick stans for a month. they werent just musicians tho, they were ACTORS, PERFORMERS, and SONGWRITERS as well. gave us camp rock, camp rock 2, jonas, and jonas l.a. their 3D concer experience was a moment in time no one can recreate. nick doing a backhand spring during the instrumental break during Goodnight and Goodbye? bringing big rob out for his verse in burnin up? bringing out water guns and soaking the crowd? they knew how to put on a SHOW. not only did they write their own music from the START but also wrote on demi lovatos debut album. they were the biggest boy band of our generation and it is time for EVERYONE to recognize that.