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not-so-friendly reminder to unfollow me if:

u think autism is a disease or illness

u think autism needs to be “cured”

u support Autism Speaks or organizations like it

u “feel bad” for ppl with autism and their families

u think autistic children are a burden to their parents/guardians 

u don’t believe in getting children vaccinated because vaccines “cause autism”

[summoningspark]

allistic people reblogging this makes me happy

[skyeser-deactivated20180320]

• You use autistic as an insult

[spookyseinaka-remade-deactivate]

oh you can go to hell if you use autistic as an insult.

[catsnraincoats]

Oh, and even if you used “Well, I only feel bad for SEVERELY autistic people and their families.” You can still get the fuck out

[tasmanianstripes]

Also don’t follow me if you make fun of “weird” people, behaviours or interests. Your support and “autistic people are valid <3” bullshit are useless when you make fun of people’s interests and weird behaviours because guess what? A big chance is that they are autistic or otherwise nd.

[spidey-reids-2003-deactivated20]

I got 5 unfollows 

[strawberry-lemonade]

reblog if you think polyamory is valid

i need to prove about 10 thousand points to my parents

[that-one-enby-possum]

Everyone: Stop reblogging the same post

Me: Bitch I will reblog this every goddamn time I see it, fuck you

[levynite]

FUCK YOU DISNEY

Anyways, y’all better start saving your fave fanfics and fanart under the Disney labels cause it looks like they’re trying to curb fair use/fanworks and I’m sure there’s going to be mass panicked deletions even though it’s probably unnecessary cause AO3′s legal team will fight for us.

[dancinbutterfly]

You know that 400K yall were so fucking mad about OTW raising? Yeah, its gonna pay for the travel expenses and court costs that the legal team at AO3/OTW when they protect your shit from getting C&Ded. DO NOT DELETE YOUR STUFF! IF YOU GET CONTACTED BY DISNEY - GO TO THE ORGANIZATION OF TRANSFORMATIVE WORKS , CONTACT THEIR LEGAL ADVOCACY DEPARTMENT! ASK FOR HELP!! THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS *WHY* *THEY* *EXIST*

[elfwreck]

Note that Disney would have one Hell of a time serving C&Ds to authors at AO3 - because there is no “contact author” option other than leaving a comment.

They’d have to contact the SITE, which is to say, the Organization for Transformative Works, to deliver a C&D order or a DMCA takedown order.

And the OTW is not going to remove fics because someone sent a letter that says “actually those characters belong to me and you can’t use them that way.” The OTW was created to FIGHT that kind of claim. They are ready. 

Don’t delete your fics out of fear. WE OWN THE SERVERS. They can’t threaten the hosts into deleting anything.

And if Disney thought they had a strong legal case against fanfic, they’d’ve shut down the archive a decade ago, when it was penniless and unknown, instead of waiting until it had won several battles in Congress and got worldwide acclaim for a Hugo Award.

[living-force]

This is important!

[powerfulwizard]

i love in fantasy when its like “king galamir the mighty golden eagle and his most trusted advisor who would never betray him, gruelworm bloodeye the treacherous”

[feynites]

When my sister and I were kids we had this one action figure, who was actually a brutalized batman doll without his cape (the dog chewed half his head, too), who we dubbed ‘Evil Chancellor Traytor’. The idea was that in the fictional society of our toys, ‘chancellor’ just came with the word ‘evil’ in front of it, as a matter of ancient tradition. Like ‘grand’ or ‘high’ or something along those lines.

Anyway, the running gag was that the king (an old Power Rangers knock-off doll) had absolute and unwavering faith in Evil Chancellor Traytor, who basically comported himself like a mix between Grima Wormtongue and Jafar from the Aladdin movies. Everyone was always sure that Evil Chancellor Traytor had something to do with the nefarious scheme of the day. The dude even carried around a poisoned knife called ‘the kingslayer’.

The additional twist on the joke, though, was that he never was behind anything. The king was actually right. Evil Chancellor Traytor was the most devoted civil servant in the entire Action Figure Dystopia. He spent his nights working on writing up new legislature to ensure that broken toys had access to mobility devices, was always on the lookout to acquire new shoeboxes for expanding city infrastructure, and drafted a proposal that once got half the ‘settlement’ in my sister and I’s closet moved to the upper shelf so that vulnerable toys were less likely to be snatched up by the dog.

The knife, as it turned out, was as symbolic as the ‘evil’ in his name. See, Action Figure Dystopia had a long history of corrupted monarchs getting too big for their thrones and exploiting the underclasses. The job of the Evil Chancellor was to always remain vigilant, and loyally serve a good ruler - or, if the regent should became a despot, to slay them on behalf of the people.

But since killing the king would be a terrible crime, the Evil Chancellor had to be the kind of person who would willingly die to spare the people from the plight of a wicked leader; because the murder would be pinned on them, in order to keep the ‘machinery of politics’ working as smoothly as ever.

Anyway, Evil Chancellor Traytor had a diary, in which my sister I would take turns writing out the most over-the-top good shit he’d done behind the scenes. Usually after everyone else had finished talking shit about him. I don’t know why but we got the biggest kick out of being like:

Barbie With the Unfortunate Haircut: Oh that Evil Chancellor Traytor! Why can’t the king see how wicked he is?!

Charmander From the Vending Machine: Char!

Jurassic Park Toy of Jeff Goldblum With Disturbingly Realistic Face: At least if someone puts a knife in the king’s back, we’ll know where to look!

Evil Chancellor Traytor’s Diary: Today I was feeding ducks at the park when I noticed another legless action figure sitting by the benches. I put a hundred dollars into his bag while he wasn’t looking. I really need to increase budgeting to the medical treatment centers. If only we had enough glue, I think we would see far fewer toys trying to get by without limbs… *insert iconic evil laugh*

Anyway, Evil Chancellor Traytor eventually fell victim to one of my mom’s cleaning sprees, and she decided he was too busted up to keep and tossed him out. My littler brother, who tended to follow my sister and I’s games like he was watching a daily soap opera, cried so hard that we had to do a special ‘episode’ where one of the toys found the Evil Chancellor’s diary, and so he got a big huge memorial and the king threw himself into the empty grave and then ordered the toys driving the toy bulldozer to bury him so that ‘Traytor’s grave would have a body’ (this seemed very important for some reason).

And then we had the Quest For a New King. Somehow or another that ended up being a giant rubber snake called ‘Tyrant King Cobra’.

[callmebliss]

::closes tab, shuts off computer, and proceeds to have the best day ever just by knowing this exists::

[fierceawakening]

i will always reblog Evil Chancellor Traytor

[carnie-vorex]

tbh that’s some A-grade worldbuilding and use of tropes, these kids should be hired to direct movies instead of crusty idiots like Michael Bay 

[arrowofdodona-deactivated202005]

This has more plot development than anything else I have ever seen or read

[worstloki]

that story made more sense than the entirety of Endgame

[nimblesnotebook-blog]

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[nimblesnotebook-blog]

I thought I’d reblog this since the school year is starting for many of you.

[thedaniverse]

I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her

[thedaniverse]

Me: I’m a little high but –

Y'all rushing to that reblog button:

[chuckyzoopa]

It’s an awesome idea tho

[weareoracle]

Because I have a tag for pretty weaponry, some knives I’d accept as proposals follow:

[lianabrooks]

I said yes! 

(but, actually, hubby bought me a dive knife when we got married so this works…)

[aelin-lovelace]

I can 100% get behind this as a new tradition.

[honeybeejohn]

Ok but this is amazing becuase knives are dangerous and you can use them to hurt other people but when someone proposes with one it’s symbolic like “yes I love you and trust you so much I’m asking you a very vulnerable question with something you could hurt me with but I know you won’t”

[undrinkablesmoothie]

@kinglesbiancore

[panismightier]

@lady-redshield-writes this seems up your alley

[redshield-writes]

This isn’t just up my alley, it’s traveled all the way down the alley, through my front door, and is sitting on my couch. I love this so much.

[enigmaticpink]

Some pastel pride hearts

Like/reblog if using

[earendil-was-a-mariner]

“The sun rose. The hobbits rose rather later”

You guys can have your elves, and men,  and heroes, and wizards. I’ve found my people.

[lovethemfiercely]

Rising late, second breakfast, comfortable hobbit-holes, stocked pantries, unexpected sturdiness, occasional highly irregular bravery, love poetry and music, prefer to be barefoot, enjoy a well-aimed insult on occasion…yeah.  Yup.

[helly-watermelonsmellinfellon]

And weed. They had their own weed too, y’all.

[ethicalmemes]

That’s still a lot of trees #EthicalMemes

[grimthetransman]

Here is the link in case anyone wants to donate some trees!

https://teamtrees.org/

Help Us Plant 20 Million Trees - Join #TeamTrees

The official site of #TeamTrees. One dollar plants a tree...

[kedreeva]

They’re only about 1.2 million away, and a couple of weeks ago they were 4 million away. There’s a good chance that with a bit of noise made about this, they could rally for that home stretch. This would be a good time to tell your family, friends, co-workers about the project, as there are many people interested in donating to charities at this time of the year. Once you choose a donation amount, you can also select that it is a gift for someone else, if you’re interested in gift ideas.

If nothing else, please help pass on the news here!

[damalseer]

It’s dec 17 3:33 am we can still do this

[citrusgroves]

super close!!

[i-will-help-you-swim]

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

[cmoon-rabbit4-blog]

Reblog if your blog is a safe place for asexuals.

[wanderingnelipot]

As an asexual, this is so personal to me. If you don't agree with this then get tf off my blog!

[theabyssmeowsback]

hey trans friends

if you need binders/breast forms/makeup/etc but don’t want your parents to know, now is the best time to get it. 

you can order whatever it is online and when the package comes in if the ask what it is you can say something like “it’s a secret!” or even just sssh them. they’ll assume it’s a present for whatever holiday you celebrate and probably won’t press the issue.

[lunarecord]

oh my god this is amazing

[mypoorfaves]

I normally don’t reblog stuff like this but this is a very important life hack!

[inexplicably-gaining-followers]

make sure you actually buy a present though or else this is all going to fall apart. it doesn’t have to be expensive, e.g. a “best dad” mug, socks, a bath bomb, multi-tool variations of everyday objects, soap, tea, a candle, et cetera.

[trans-advice]

November/December, Happy Holidays

[askagenderfluidandgenderflux]

bringing this back!

[thunderheadfred]

A new bachelor has moved to Pelican Town! Meet  Aziraphale, the angelic dessert-loving doctor!

Features:

Play as four gender-variable Farmer Crowley presets - or romance Aziraphale with your own custom character. You decide! 

Live ineffably-ever-after when you date and marry a literal angel. You can even make an Effort and raise children together.

Aziraphale has his own unique dialogue, gift tastes, disposition, and schedule. Even better: he’s made out of genuine husband material.

The clinic has a new tartan look.

No star-crossed apocalyptic mayhem to worry about! Framed as mortal AU Omens, Aziraphale’s events and cut scenes are sure to please anyone who appreciates fluff and happy endings.

More to love: Aziraphale has seasonal outfits AND an adorably embarrassing aerobics ensemble.

Requirements:

Stardew Valley - 1.3 for PC, Mac, Linux, or Android

SMAPI - 2.11.3

Content Patcher - 1.9.2

Kisekae - 2.1.2

If you’ve never modded Stardew Valley before, don’t worry! It’s easy. For detailed help, visit the wiki here. 

Please check the readme installation instructions in order to enable all the features of this mod. While the majority of features will work automatically, a few files need to be manually placed in order for your gameplay experience to be as ineffable as possible!

Note: This mod swaps out Doctor Harvey for Aziraphale, but fear not, Harvey fans! By default, Harvey will still be available in all non-Crowley save files.

Lastly, if you enjoy this mod, please consider slinging a coffee my way on ko-fi, and HAVE FUN <3

Download Stardew Omens on NexusMods!

[thunderheadfred]

I’ve uploaded an alternate version of the mod that does not use Kisekae. 

Hopefully this means it is now Android compatible, but I can’t make any hard promises since there’s no way for me to test it myself.

Hopefully it works! <3

[vowel-in-thug]

everyone: writing fanfiction is a great way to explore your various sexual fantasies 

me, through clenched teeth: what if they lived in a TINY house and took NAPS all the time

[vowel-in-thug]

I truly had no idea this would pick up so much traction but i’m glad to know we’re all in the same boat of living out unrealistic fantasy scenarios re: intimacy and home ownership

[ms-demeanor]

me, sobbing: And they had game night with friends and everyone took turns hosting and everyone was okay.

[chasingstarlightz]

Guess I’m not seeing this movie because what the fuck!!!!

sources here and here

[fred-erick-frankenstein]

If I wasn’t already planning to NOT watch this movie, here would be another good reason not to!!

[riwaspencer]

[sneggleblech]

Seriously, what the fuck!

[kfloresdraws]

Asexual Awareness Week is here!! Time to celebrate each and every one of you wonderful aces <3 Thank you for being you! Enjoy!!

[898-deactivated20210515]

:)

[theybby-deactivated20231001]

Someone unfollowed me and sent me hate because I reblogged this post. My job here is done

[hillaryisaboss]

[somewhereinthedetails217]

WAKE. UP.

[astrond]

Never Again is right now!  Wake up and fight back!