Michael James

Queer as fuck 031016 T 020518 Hysto 072718 Top Surgery

[bodyglitter]

me: protect the bees!!!

bee: [comes near me]

me:

[afloweroutofstone]

Oh fuck yes Twitter is bringing back the 1970’s Maoist approach to gayness

[oysters-aint-for-me]

ok but hear me out- what if we just let them fix the economy and then stay gay

[thenerdycupcake]

[aidashakur]

PLEASE communicate to me when i’ve done something that bothers you or you don’t understand. let me apologize and learn

[intricatecakes]

✨crop top comes off✨

[highassi]

by the time I remember to text back it's too disrespectful to even do it

[catchymemes]

[slowboren-deactivated20210605]

[teofuckingdied-deactivated20211]

!

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

LITTLE ALGAE BOYS

[theramblingsoldier]

Mmmmmm, Minty Capybaras

[1010ll]

[veeraeeweed]

[quagmath]

Damn. dammit. God fucking D amn it

[bambietta666-deactivated2015090]

Person: “Why are you wearing sweatpants?”

Me:

[fairycosmos]

loneliness really does advance and strengthen like once it makes a home in you it's so hard to feel like your place is with others and it's so easy to get out of practice at sharing who you are because by that point being on your own is an integral aspect of your existence and there's just no way to explain that to anybody

[baawri]

Britney Spears on Sabrina the Teenage Witch

[skysworn-deactivated20190803]

[caittherunnerr]

What state do you live in?

constant stress

[thelostmadman]

Finally took my baby home for the first time since i’ve had her in 6years to meet the whole fam. She took my Uncle& cousin who are terrified of dogs into these melting pots for her.

[thelostmadman]

it’s been 339 days but, i’m back, for good. 😎

[meme-theft]

[65-percent-puns]

PLEASE TURN YOUR SOUND ON

[kinkshaming-butler]

MOTHER LET ME FIGHT

[anachronic-cobra]

I’ve never seen the long version of this video before

[mothmanismyuncle]

mother i wish to throw hands. mother. moTHER—

[cipheramnesia]

1 800 R U SLAPPIN

[comeandtouch-deactivated2026021]