The Lottie Things

I've decided that staring at attractive people is socially acceptable when you simply consider them to be walking pieces of fine art.

[rigd]

[skelenabones]

i’m gonna print this out as a sticker

[pancakereport-deactivated201904]

Cute things to call your girlfriend

1: honey 2: sweetie 3: sugar 4: we’re 5: going 6: down 7: swinging

[snakedead]

[odinsblog]

[the-last-snow-elf]

The Moon and the Sun could eclipse a thousand times over and there still wouldn’t be enough shade to encompass how deep this went.

[llamaal]

In America our earning labels are tiny and hard to read… This made me laugh to see a pack being so honest and open about the risks of smoking it.

[goatfrog]

*australian laughter*

[harryfloorcorn]

[divertirme-deactivated20160620]

well its nothing

[h0rs3sh1t]

70 years of getting drunk

[noexistenoexistenoexiste]

fucking pussy money weed my motto

[jeffuwu]

who cares im grinding and shining

[juspect-deactivated20231206]

i have who cares im grinding and shining too lmfao

[princezane-deactivated20151205]

Who cares? I’m suffering.

[captainsnickerdoodle]

just regretting things

[paperplanesandtoyhearts-deactiv]

70 years of getting drunk. Nice.

[2014phan]

fucking being a boss. yup.

[internethowell]

1 thing: nothing

[redpooch]

Who cares? I’m dying inside

[thelottiethings]

A lifetime of turning my back on humanity. sounds about right

[dreamberks-deactivated20160209]

[poopybuttbrain]

Childhood movies taught me the most important thing of all: parents aren’t always right and they don’t always know what’s best for you.

[orbmanson7]

look how many notes this thing has

[queenkolour-blog]

I dont know how many times my mom has said things like that to me.

[notashleyfrangipane]

Ur mum wants u to fight dragons????

[sassyuchiha]

[acadia]

The Eddie Izzard Doctrine

[stuffed-christ-pizza]

I didn’t go to uni for history to not reblog this

[mockeryd-deactivated20201004]

Eddie Izzard makes a good point.

[mvgl]

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 2x09 - “Cased Up” (November 11, 1991)

[nice-wig-janis]

[georgeandursula]

[sighcology-deactivated20141130]

[swarnpert]

[traynors-blog]

you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months

[cartoonpolitics]

[durkin62]

We still haven’t even gotten past the 19th century yet around here. 

[pruningthisbranch-deactivated20]

[letmepetyourdogs]

HEYHEYHEY THIS IS FUCKING IMPORTANT