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THE JUNGLE BOOK

Good people of Louvie! Welcome welcome welcome, come on in, put your tootsies up and have a read of this, The Louvie Review of new live action but sort of not live action cos the animals and jungle are done with ‘puters movie film 'The Jungle Book’.

Starring such actorists as Scarlett Johansson, Christopher Walkenson, Billiam Murrayson and Idris Elbason as well as introducing us to new super kid actorist, Neel Sethi…..son.

This review is easy peasy because this film is so fucking beautiful, brilliant, magical and wonderful and has Bill Murray as Baloo in it so what else do you want? Huh? What’s your problem?!

A baddie that’ll scare the shit out of you? This has three. Christopher Walken’s 'King Louie’ ain’t here for fun time folks, hell no he ain’t and Idris Elba’s 'Shere Khan’ is proper scarred up tiger poopy pants chilling. Scarlett Johansson’s Kaa disturbs and mesmerises.

What else? A charming lead who absolutely bosses the difficulty of having to do a lot of green screen work, Neel Sethi is perfect as Mowgli, he moves and looks exactly like the original drawing version and brings such an innocence and bravery to our favourite jungle boy. It's a genuine star turn for such a young chap. His compadres Bagheera (beautifully voiced by Sir Ben Kingsley) and Bill Murray’s fantastic Baloo are perfect foils. Funny, parental and caring. So the good guys are reaaaallly good. Tick the box.

Technically it’s a wonder to behold, director Jon Favreau has balanced this all perfectly, it zips along and has bundles of charm, energy and peril to behold.

The music is stunning, the design and detail is eye popping, everything looks so real yet somewhat other worldly.

I loved it, I borrowed my best friends little girl for a viewing and she absolutely loved it but a word of warning folks, the scary moments are genuinely rather scary so you might want to give this a viewing first if your little dudes and dudettes are a tad on the sensitive side. Here’s the thing, Disney has always had bad ass baddies and that’s what makes the Disney universe all the more magical and thrilling.

I loved it and would highly recommend it but you know what? More importantly Evie-Grace (6 going on 16) bloody loved it and she rules all so what you waiting for?

Get it done.

End of review.

P.S the end credit book sequence is jaw droppingly gorgeous.

P.P.S plot? It’s the Jungle Book by Rudyard Kipling! Where you been man?! Boys Dad get deaded by bad shit tiger, black panther dude Bagheera takes boy to be raised by wolves. Other stuff happens….it’s awesome.

Just go will you?!?!

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CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR Hello you sexy lot and a warm welcome to a very unique moment, a review of a movie film that has comic book characters in it (I know, madness, comic book films? So rare these days). It's called 'Captain America: Civil War' and it stars everyone from every film, ever. The basic premise is that because The Avengers end up having to smash things to bits a lot when they're trying to save us normal earthlings from bad space shits and human bad shits and because sometimes people get deaded and stuff when these punch ups occur the United Nations and countries around the free world want some kind of legal assurance of accountability in place, one that you need to sign with a pen (remember pens?). This political interference causes a divide amongst our gifted heroes with Captain 'perfect teeth' America heading up one side and Robert Iron Jnr the other. Both recruit from the already well established Marvel universe to gain the upper hand and with a back drop of political tension, moral dilemma and a manipulative bad guy pulling the strings it's testament to the script writers and fantastic film making that this stays right on track throughout and ends up as one hell of a ride! The Russo brothers are back at the helm for this one following the rather excellent 'Winter Soldier' instalment and they may well have crafted the finest superhero film of the lot with this one. So many characters are on show here and the balance is beautifully handled, the action sequences and fight scenes are grounded and thrilling, very Bourne-esque actually which is quite an achievement considering the extraordinary powers some of these characters have. Chris Evans' 'Cap' is excellent as usual, Downey Jnr really reigns in the sometimes irritating 'Tony Stark' again which he seems to do when it's not in the standalone Iron Man franchise and it's a fine performance from him, Paul Bettany gets some well deserved and often amusing screen time as 'Vision' and there are solid turns throughout the cast. The highlights for me though in terms of casting were the introduction of Chadwick Boseman's 'Black Panther', Paul Rudd giving his brilliant 'Ant-Man' and Tom Holland's young, charismatic and hilarious 'Spider-Man'. Holland is a 19 year old Brit who crackles with charisma on screen, his scene with the iconic Downey Junior is a peak point which is one hell of a achievement in a film with such excellent action sequences. Two actors in top form with a pin sharp script and unteachable comic timing is often hard to beat. So there we go people. Just go and see it, it's fucking outstanding! Go more than once, go to big screens and feast on it all. If not just to wipe the memory of Batman vs Superman from your minds (man I wish I could do that). That film was so shit it hurt. Comic book movie films? This is how it's done! End review.