BEWARE THE AUTUMN PEOPLE

Heather. 23. Where do they come from? The dust. Where do they go? The grave. Does blood stir their veins? No: the night wind. What hears from their ear? The abyss between the stars. They sift the human storm for souls, eat flesh of reason, fill tombs with sinners. They frenzy fourth. Such are the autumn people. Beware of them. Background by @dappermouth

[doctor-doodleman]

I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should-

[kosmogrl]

I never got over anything. I miss everyone and everything. nostalgia and grief kill me every day. oh and I also love going on walks.

[bintro]

[ponyboyfaceshopping]

feeling like the health inspector

[ponyboyfaceshopping]

[antimony-ore]

[carnage-cathedral]

my partner said something that kinda rocked my world

[fairycosmos]

you would think acting normal about women's bodies is like climbing 1 billion mountains with the way people just utterly refuse to do it

[loveridden1999]

hopefully may will be kinder to me

[4444444444]

oh the dreaddddddd the dread everybody the dread? you know the dread?

[ruinedchildhood]

[animatedtext]

[entitty]

overstimulated in the club tonight

[entitty]

understimulated in the home tonight

[entitty]

at peace in the abandoned grain silo

[beardedmrbean]

[funnytwittertweets]

[invaderxan]

Tumblr burned down years ago, and now a tranquil meadow has grown from its ruins

[lgbt-tiktoks]

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

I laughed so hard at this I accidentally exited the Tumblr app and when I reopened, Tumblr had bolted back to the top of the feed, so I just rage scrolled through every single thing both posted in the last hour and that I scrolled past in the last hour to find to present this incredible tiktok to you, my dear followers. Esp @ritterssport

[chirabella]

Cats are so great. Just a weird little guy with a definite-but-incomprensible Agenda, who lives in your home.

[penandinkprincess]

oH MAN I COMPLETELY FORGOT TO SHARE

I FINALLY GOT TO USE THE ‘well i don’t trust the government’ AGAINST AN ANTI-MASKER THIS WEEKEND

i was buying wood at the camp ground and the store clerk pitched a bitch fit about not being able to understand me through the mask and then rolled her eyes and informed me we don’t have to wear those anymore bc the mandate’s already been lifted

AND THE LOOK ON HER FACE

WHEN I LOOKED HER STRAIGHT IN THE EYE

AND SAID

“oh, well I don’t trust what the government says. I’d rather make up my own mind.”

UNO REVERSE MOTHERFUCKER

[obnoxiouslyobsessive]

ID: tweet from @ShotgunWife with text reading “just some ideas” followed by a meme image of a generic, black mask overlayed with the following text.

keeping wearing a mask because it’s fun…

use these lines when asked “why are you wearing that?”

“it’s a free country, I ain’t no sheep, no government gonna tell me when I can wear a mask, my body my choice, it’s for religious reasons, I’m just ugly fuck off.”

The last line of text in the image reads by “now it’s our turn”.

/End ID

[haru-n-harkel]

responded to a customer with a southern accent why I still wear one with “‘Cause I look like the wrong end of a dead donkey.” using the smallest bit of a twang in my voice, and he stopped, blinked a few times, and went “A'ight. fair ‘nuff.”, nodded, and then I helped him pick out a leaf blower while he self consciously put his hand over his mouth.

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

[ID: Post by @greelin “like I’m ever going to let some absolute godless pervert see the bottom half of my face again. in a TARGET, no less”]

[tzikeh]

[chaoticgouda]

“actually op was lying for notes SO” so what? do you think i come to tumblr, a casual blogging website on the internet, to listen to board tested & reviewed personal stories? do you think I sit there patiently, tapping a merry little tune, as the op gets cross-examined by the tumblr jury to ensure they aren’t lying under oath? do you think your blorbos and bleebees will be tarnished if they exist on the same dash as a tall tale?

[chaoticgouda]

[roach-works]

i've started believing things based on whether or not i think they're funny and i gotta say this has measurably improved my life