The Mad Dress Maker

**Call me Zaki** Leo/Gryffindor/21/CJ Major I'm empty inside

[evilmara]

*sweating profusely*

[acolytics]

never let it be said i dont treat my miis right

[gaycop]

tiramisu

[rylandsgrace]

#Merry crisis

[beguilingcorpse]

AITA? my (24F) dangerous crow boyfriend (2500M) destroyed all of my plastic clothing so i replaced my wardrobe with natural fabrics and now he won’t pay attention to me?

[awoo-ga]

Halloween couples costume idea: Girl in A Forbidden Plastic Dress and Dangerous Crow Boy whose Job it is to Destroy Plastic

[beastliness]

liking your post in an ambiguous and vaguely disquieting way

[segamascott]

[slitherpunk]

is it even ethical to flavor blast a goldfish

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

(in the universe where capitalism never happened and we're in the sun eating fruit topless all day long) fuck i wish i had a credit score

[huffylemon]

[librarian-raichu]

Information Wall (with Hat)

[nitrosplicer]

a wasp made this post

[larval-tear]

Apple Bottomjeans is a beautiful gname for a gnome

[irischroma]

Boots Witherfur is a joyful gname for this gnome’s friend

[inthefallofasparrow]

Baggysweat Pants and Reebok Switherstraps are the two orcs that are hunting them

[cher3pakhi]

just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before

[wiisagi-maiingan]

If you insist on referring to other cultures' spirits and folklore figures as fairies, demons, angels, etc even when you're told that those terms aren't accurate or that those spirits have their own names, then I really just want you to think about why you're only able to conceptualize spirituality and culture through a European and Christian lens.

[noodle-the-queen]

Ao3 does not need an algorithm, you're just lazy

Ao3 does not need a 1-5 star rating system, you just want to bring down authors writing for FREE

Ao3 does not need automatic censorship, it is an archive, therefore anything can be posted

Writing or reading about something illegal does not mean the author nor the reader condones it, if that were true, you could never read a story involving anything negative

Purity culture is ruining fan culture and you all are fucking annoying

[weirdness-is-good]

[sighinastorm]

This is a painting to me.

[depsidase]

[rickmctumbleface]

missed connections are so sad and romantic...

[pangur-and-grim]

alright so Pangur got her claw stuck while rolling over in bed, and then just GAVE UP, which led to her being horizontally flattened in a way that gives her impossible girth and...... I'll share, but just know that it's an optical illusion. please. I swear to god she's a healthy weight. I mean, a little chubby, but not like this.

[pangur-and-grim]

here

[pangur-and-grim]

so for some reason you have all crucified her

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