Urzmatok Is Real And He Is My Friend

Lotto/ She/Her/ Ambiguous 30’s/Sweden Art blog is CannibalHarpy . #1 Urzmatok fan, the best orc of Strixhaven, our love is real and he also is real. He is my patron saint of locking in

[bed-bath-and-bazinga]

Hello! I am Lotto, this is where I reblog shitposts. I don’t anything too seriously here, but my casual art blog where I post dnd art (mostly sketches and shitpost comics) is @cannibalharpy

I am sosososososo normal about drow, dunmer, and orcs. Specifically orcs from the dnd Strixhaven campaign. Specifically Urzmatok, who is real and is my husband. PLEASE ping me if you made fanart of him during your own Strixhaven campaign, so I can print it out and eat it (lovingly)

Current Urzmatok collection:

Honor Troll cards: 48

Statues: 1

Keychains: 3

That said, my preferred content is Elder Scrolls, Dungeons and Dragons, and Magic the Gathering. I love all things dark elf and dark elf adjacent.

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[serenity-bitty]

reminds me of

the shellfish allergy NO NO FUCKING S HRIMP OR HE D IE post

[p1netre3s]

reminded me of this

[beemovieerotica]

[allonsybadwolf]

my disservice dog is trying to lick the salt off my mall pretzel

[allonsybadwolf]

so my favorite boba tea kiosk in the mall was completely gone just a patch of empty floor which is very sad BUT I got this adorable pokemon stationary at a store that just opened up in the old joanns so I think we can call this a successful outing

[bigbluelemon]

OP sorry to crash your post but was your favourite boba kiosk the boba yaga thing???

[bigbluelemon]

As in, from this post that's been going around?

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[allonsybadwolf]

yeah so fun fact when I saw that post last week(?) I went ha ha what if that's my local mall. what if that's my favorite boba place at my local mall. sure looks like mall floor. but that's silly because all mall floor looks like mall floor! there's so many malls! there's no way it's my mall!

turns out

it was definitely my favorite boba place at my favorite mall. I sent op an ask with this photo when I was leaving the mall earlier (I don't think they've seen it yet but I was astounded)

you guys would all have loved my (not on tumblr) spouses reaction when he went "oh no the kiosk is gone" and I immediately said LOST JOB FROM TUMBLR?!?

we went to a different tea place by the new store in the old joanns building and I read him the whole saga aloud while we sat and had our drinks

[konoko]

[freakinasheet]

[tagfer]

direct action

[thyrell]

against what

[pointnclick]

kirby

[pokemonheritageposts]

Kirby Heritage Post

[kirbyheritageposts]

Kirby Heritage Post…?

[sleepygaymerdisease]

[prokopetz]

Reading the dev notes for Mina the Hollower has been a pretty stark reminder to consider the practical reasons for creative decisions. I was all "okay, but what are we really saying by making the protagonist a mouse", and then the devs are like "yeah, the main reason she's a mouse is because GBC-style sprites are tiny and her bigass ears make it easy for the player to tell which direction she's facing".

[silkwhim]

fun phenomenon

[epicsause-official]

on sharing one's opinons

[memory-is-treachery]

u heard him ladies

[plentyblush]

They churned me, Jerry

[stupidestasshole]

THE TRUTH: art is inherently manipulative and artists are wicked evildoers who like to power trip off of controlling other people's emotions

[tim-official]

imagine you're a draenei with a foot fetish but everyone around you only has hooves. what a miserable life. but then you crash land on a planet near some elves. you'd probably be pretty happy you found a place where people have feet. wouldn't that be an interesting character arc? #wowlore

[weaver-z]

It's hilarious to me that Al Capone was an amazing tipper. I get why it took so long to catch him.

[weaver-z]

Me and the other caddies watching Al Capone beat a guy to death with a golf club after he gave each of us the 2022 equivalent of $1600

[crabmail-remade]

[mahgck]

me when im feeling male vs me when im feeling female

[digital-magus]

[daco-showman]

why are you as a man keeping your eyes fully open? to see more men?

[obligatorymorningfart]

comic about chainsmoker cat…2!