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A random dork who is obsessed with Rooster Teeth/Achievement Hunter

[merriecabal]

Haven’t you ever desired a crown?

AH Kingdoms is an Achievement Hunter Kings AU Minecraft server.  Be a part of our family!

Will you choose to live in Mogar’s Keep, and wield a sword?  Or join The Jesterlands, and play pranks on your fellow citizens?  Kingdoms each based on the Achievement Hunter Let’s Plays.  We use McMMO, and other plugins that make your playing a lot easier.  

In addition, we have Weekly Let’s Play nights, where the whole server gets together and competes for the Tower of Pimps!

Send an ask here, or check us out at the RT Group Page or our own website at AHKingdoms.  Come play Minecraft with us.  Who knows?  The crown may one day lie on your head.

[the-fake-fake-ah-crew]

What did you guys used to look like/ dress like back in the day?

My teenage years I wore quite some dull, yet “fashionable” things with my curls a bit more unruly. I have to say I’m quite happy with how I look now in my adult years. -J

My hair was a lot longer and my skin was bare like the ass of a gay man in assless chaps. I wore plain tshirts and jeans. Nothing special.-G

[themadqueenalex]

What have I created

[themadqueenalex]

R & R connection icons :P

[themadqueenalex]

Oops, I made more..

[themadqueenalex]

Um…. I did a thing…

[themadqueenalex]

When I hear police sirens getting closer

Me, a homebody who never does anything illegal: They found me.

[sexybaldwin]

When you watch something with your friends and can’t hide that the villain is your fave

[themadqueenalex]

I sent this to my friend when she was being an asshole to me 😂😂

[ironinkpen]

my sense of humor:

suggesting “kill them” as punishment for an extremely disproportionate crime  (”he stole my eraser” “kill him”)

staring at an object that has fallen over for a prolonged amount of time and with inordinate disappointment

*points at a garbage can* “that’s me”

zooming really far into someone’s face on snapchat

*something minorly inconveniencing happens* “@god what did I ever do to you”

“what are you doing” “my best”

shortening words that are already shorter versions of other words (ex: thank, congrat, welc)

“Bees?”

[themadqueenalex]

This took me about 3 days to make but I'm proud of it, I normally don't paint but it's pretty good. I just wish the mouth was closed on it :/

[chaoticlivi]

Reasons I relate to cats

don’t touch me

wait, no, come back, i need snuggles

that’s enough snuggles

i want to be near you, please don’t leave me alone

tch, it’s not like i happen to be in the same room as you all the time because i miss you

“i got wet. this is the worst thing that’s ever happened”

“why is this door closed? this door doesn’t need to be closed”

“i need a nap.” “didn’t you just wake up 2 hours ago?” “yes but i could sleep for a week”

(hisses)

“i want food”

“but not this food”

(wanders around)

[angelshawke]

i honestly love the camera work after ryan smashed beer out of lindsay’s hand and how you can see everyone’s reaction to it

lindsay & michael being done

ryan 

kovic

and gavin, who left for a moment, because he was laughing so hard

[themadqueenalex]

Achievement Hunter Zodiacs 2/10

Name: Sleepover part 2

Word count: 168

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Once everyone had calmed down, they decided to stay up for the rest of the night. “Let’s go egg some houses!” Ash exclaimed excitedly, “What the fuck Ash you’re gonna get us all arrested” Miles says as he leaned back against the couch. Gavin smiled happily, “I agree with Ash, let’s pull some prankssss!” Jordan cuddled up on the couch, “I don’t know, I kinda just want to watch a movie” “BOOORINGG! Let’s do karaoke” Michael says loudly as he stood up. “Omg Michael no” Ray tried to stifle a giggle, Caleb sat up, “Oooo, I know!! Let’s play spin the bottle!” Momoka cuddled up in her blankets, “God, all of you need to shut up..” Ryan muttered incoherently beside her. Jack raised an eyebrow at Ryan and looked back at everyone else, “You guys killed Ryan-” “OHMYGOD DID YOU SEE THAT FLASH OF LIGHT OUTSIDE. THAT WAS A UFO. THE ALIENS HAVE COME AT LAST!” April immediately yells. “I think a movie sounds nice….” Kerry says quietly

[themadqueenalex]

Achievement Hunter Zodiacs 1/10

Name: Sleepover part 1

Word count: 270

A/N: This is what happens when I’m really bored lol, I got this idea when I was looking at zodiac sign scenarios. Ash, April, Jordan, and Momoka are my OC’s.

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“I’M SO EXCITED!” April yells as she walked with her friends. Jordan rolled her eyes at April, “Calm down woman.” “It’s kinda hard to calm down when you’re gonna be having a sleepover with your bestest friends.” April chuckles. Jackie snickered as they arrived at her sister’s house.

“Well, here we are.” Jackie says smiling as she unlocked the door and went in. The guys smiled as they walked in. “You guys have fun. I’m gonna go upstairs.” Jackie says, walking up the stairs. “See ya.” Ash says and everyone headed down to the basement.

At around 1:00 AM everyone was asleep, except for one. “IS ANYONE awake.” Ryan half yells. Ray sat up and glared at Ryan, “Yes, thanks a lot.” Caleb grabbed a pillow and put it over his face, “SHH I need at least 10 hours of my beauty sleep.” April sat up and looked up at the ceiling, “What is the meaning of life?” She says trying not to laugh. Jack looked at April, “Dude, shut up.” Jordan growled slightly and sat up. “You guys, please be quiet, my sister’s gonna hear us.” She whisper yells.

“Turn the lights on, I can’t find Gavin!” Kerry says looking around. Gavin laughed, “I am under the bed.” Michael held a wtf face, “What the actual f-” “That sounds fun!” Ash says as she crawled under the same bed Gavin was under.

“Okay, but can we go back to sleep?” Miles groans as he tried to go back to sleep. Momoka snickered as she peeped through the window, grinning like a maniac. “Be silent.” She whispers to herself.

[fortunefavorsthebrave-dude]

little achievement hunter things i love:

- ryan’s “nihhhh” noise when he’s trying to evade/dodge something

- gav yelling away from the mic (esp. WEAK)

- gav saying things up close in the mic (ex. “ooh. olympics.”)

- geoff sing-songing taunts (ex. “where aaaaare youuuu”)

- michael laughing to where he almost sounds like he’s coughing (ex. the scorpion prank)

- ryan laughing so hard he sounds breathless and manic

- jack starting to go “hoooo hoooo” when he’s laughing a lot about something he’s fucked up

- LI-TTLE JJJJJJJ

- honestly anything about jeremy speaking in the third person

- the collective “oooooooh” when someone burns someone else

- “SOD OFF. SOD IT!”

and most of all:

- ryan flubbing words and getting immediately called on it

[elysewillerns-blog]

can u just imagine being in the grocery store and seeing this