Evil? EVIL!

[themadscientistofthebigeviltower]

I accidentally injected my automaton with too much liquid life-force; its metal is turning into flesh.

[themadscientistofthebigeviltower]

I just created a device that can make any fictional character real by replacing and erasing someone with the character. Someone just stole it from my lab. If you find it please bring it back to me.

[themadscientistofthebigeviltower]

The process of being replaced is very painful. Replaced limb by limb, neuron by neuron, cell by cell.

[themadscientistofthebigeviltower]

I just created a device that can make any fictional character real by replacing and erasing someone with the character. Someone just stole it from my lab. If you find it please bring it back to me.

[themadscientistofthebigeviltower]

For April Fools of this year, I will do my most dastardly scheme yet. I will spray this animal shelter with my Furry Serum...

(My phone rings)

Hello?... What do you mean it's not april? i swore it was april 1st 2026! ... IT'S STILL 2025!! it has to be lime november or something... no, It's only june. Holy shit.

(Phone call ends)

Henchmen! Just release the serum!

[themadscientistofthebigeviltower]

Due to recent developments, all usage of frequencies below 300GHz have had to cease. All usage of these frequencies are forbidden within 20km of my tower.

Thank you for your coöperation.

[themadscientistofthebigeviltower]

The experement to breed ravens with human intelegence is going very well.

[themadscientistofthebigeviltower]

Proper disposal of chemicals is important as you don't know what will happen to them after you dispose of them. What I am trying to say is that I accedentaly gave most of the animals around my evil tower human cognition.

[themadscientistofthebigeviltower]

Evil Science and the Dark Arts are not mutually exclusive.

[themadscientistofthebigeviltower]

Shit, One of my evil vats of serum have exploded. My henchmen, turned to beasts.

[raptor-goblin]

Are we still ya little goons boss

[themadscientistofthebigeviltower]

Yes, but never call yourselves that again

[themadscientistofthebigeviltower]

Shit, One of my evil vats of serum have exploded. My henchmen, turned to beasts.

[themadscientistofthebigeviltower]

one is just orange juice

one turns you into a creature

one is pure poison

Take one (you don't know which concotion is which.)

pick

bottle with the words "good time" on it

clear liquid with no lable

black bubbling tar like stuff in a clay pot with the eye of ra on it

Voting ended onJan 2, 2025

[themadscientistofthebigeviltower]

Assistant drank blue liquid

I need new accistant to contain old assistant

[themadscientistofthebigeviltower]

Who up evilin they sciences

[themadscientistofthebigeviltower]

fuck it werewolf serum i honestly don't have any evil plans, fuck.

[themadscientistofthebigeviltower]

No no no. I slipped and fell and my devices just so happened to come together in a way that it creates an anthro reindeer transformation ray. No no. It wasn't intentional just an accident.

[themadscientistofthebigeviltower]

Fuck, i have so many evil plans i want to do but ot wouldn't be seasonal to do them. Guess I will have to wait 4 more months.

[themadscientistofthebigeviltower]

No, you can not drink the fur serum unless you want to of course.