he still has maggots in his scrotum

just your friendly neighbourhood scrotum maggots!!!

[themaggotsingotswanasscrotum]

sort of random, but heres a cute family photo we got taken a bit ago! I'm at the front there, next to me is Grubseph, and the one curled up at the back is Magg-o-i, she can be quite camera-shy!

[themaggotsingotswanasscrotum]

um... well... I don't... I don't know about that... i'll uh... let me think it over!

[themaggotsingotswanasscrotum]

sort of random, but heres a cute family photo we got taken a bit ago! I'm at the front there, next to me is Grubseph, and the one curled up at the back is Magg-o-i, she can be quite camera-shy!

[doctor-gotswana]

It seems I have collected a white boy...

@elder-edenpark

And I have befriended the maggots in my scrotum??? Im very confused right now... @themaggotsingotswanasscrotum

[themaggotsingotswanasscrotum]

Well, I'm just glad that we can get along!! I don't like making enemies.. I'm so happy that we can settle our differences :)

[themaggotsingotswanasscrotum]

is being a maggot fun and is it like being a faggot

oh, you know, its so so haha. I find being an intelligent maggot it can be difficult to get some respect around here!! but for the most part the locals are understanding and nice :)

as for your other question... uhh..i don know :(

[themaggotsingotswanasscrotum]

[themaggotsingotswanasscrotum]

I wish I was in Gotswana too :(

thats... thats nice, honey.

[themaggotsingotswanasscrotum]

whats the economy like in there? bc honestly im looking for a place to move after highschool thats warm and im kinda broke

its definitely pretty hot down here!! its like a sauna :) all the time ;-;

honestly it sounds a lot better than up there!! The community is super positive and we rely on trading more than money most of the time. You can get a carton of ant eggs for only 2 breadcrumbs if you go to almagg! id recommend it!

(although I dont think gotswana will be too happy about new people being down here...)

[themaggotsingotswanasscrotum]

have you ever tried to get into anybody else’s balls…..???

no actually! I've never really had to, Gotswana's balls are honestly pretty stable. Good school zone too :) my kids get to learn all about medicine! (also, and dont tell Gotswana i'm telling you this, I've never really had an opportunity. He's sort of... You know... "Bitchless", as my kids would call it.)

[doctor-gotswana]

I love you

Yes yes I know,

I mean I dont blame you for loving me so, I am pretty great

Id be even better without these fucking maggots...

[themaggotsingotswanasscrotum]

:( we're sorry but we dont have anywhere else to go... housing prices these days amirite yeesh

[doctor-gotswana]

you....YOU GET OUTTA MY SCROTUM

MY BALLS ARE FOR ME AND ME ONLY!!!!!!!

(DUDE I audible gasped and laughed so hard when I saw this account 😭✌️)

[themaggotsingotswanasscrotum]

woah woah woah you cant just expect us to uproot our lives like this!! i understand that this is annoying but cant we come to some sort of agreement? its your balls or being out on the dirt and either frying or getting eaten.... i got kids you know!!!! :(

[doctor-gotswana]

I understand you have kids i have a daughter myself..

BUT YOU GUYS CAUSE ME SO MUCH IRRITATION!!!

And what agreement are you thinking of?? I don't see anything that I would consent to by the fact that, I DIDNT EVEN ORIGINALLY CONSENT TO YOU BEING ON MY SCROTUM IN THE FIRST PLACE

[themaggotsingotswanasscrotum]

hey hey hey okay okay. Parent to parent. I just want the best for my family and I dont see how you and your daughter being a human and us being maggots makes your safety and comfort any more important than mine!

About that agreement... did you know maggots actually have valid medical uses? We are really good for removing necrotic flesh which negates the risk of infection and we eat bacteria! If you just let us stay I feel like we could be really useful to your medical career...

[doctor-gotswana]

Your really pulling on my heart strings here..

FINE you can stay..FOR NOW

Just make yourselves as useful to me as you say you are...

[themaggotsingotswanasscrotum]

oh my gosh!! thank you so much!! I know its a big ask but you're really a lifesaver! literally!! :)

gubseph says thanks too. We're just relieved to have a stable place to bring up our children

[doctor-gotswana]

I love you

Yes yes I know,

I mean I dont blame you for loving me so, I am pretty great

Id be even better without these fucking maggots...

[themaggotsingotswanasscrotum]

:( we're sorry but we dont have anywhere else to go... housing prices these days amirite yeesh

[doctor-gotswana]

you....YOU GET OUTTA MY SCROTUM

MY BALLS ARE FOR ME AND ME ONLY!!!!!!!

(DUDE I audible gasped and laughed so hard when I saw this account 😭✌️)

[themaggotsingotswanasscrotum]

woah woah woah you cant just expect us to uproot our lives like this!! i understand that this is annoying but cant we come to some sort of agreement? its your balls or being out on the dirt and either frying or getting eaten.... i got kids you know!!!! :(

[doctor-gotswana]

I understand you have kids i have a daughter myself..

BUT YOU GUYS CAUSE ME SO MUCH IRRITATION!!!

And what agreement are you thinking of?? I don't see anything that I would consent to by the fact that, I DIDNT EVEN ORIGINALLY CONSENT TO YOU BEING ON MY SCROTUM IN THE FIRST PLACE

[themaggotsingotswanasscrotum]

hey hey hey okay okay. Parent to parent. I just want the best for my family and I dont see how you and your daughter being a human and us being maggots makes your safety and comfort any more important than mine!

About that agreement... did you know maggots actually have valid medical uses? We are really good for removing necrotic flesh which negates the risk of infection and we eat bacteria! If you just let us stay I feel like we could be really useful to your medical career...

[doctor-gotswana]

I love you

Yes yes I know,

I mean I dont blame you for loving me so, I am pretty great

Id be even better without these fucking maggots...

[themaggotsingotswanasscrotum]

:( we're sorry but we dont have anywhere else to go... housing prices these days amirite yeesh

[doctor-gotswana]

you....YOU GET OUTTA MY SCROTUM

MY BALLS ARE FOR ME AND ME ONLY!!!!!!!

(DUDE I audible gasped and laughed so hard when I saw this account 😭✌️)

[themaggotsingotswanasscrotum]

woah woah woah you cant just expect us to uproot our lives like this!! i understand that this is annoying but cant we come to some sort of agreement? its your balls or being out on the dirt and either frying or getting eaten.... i got kids you know!!!! :(

[themaggotsingotswanasscrotum]

soo... how's everyone's day been :) ?

My day was fine, but i was just cooking dinner and Gotswana decided to scratch his balls so that sorta got in the way... but it was okay in the end!!

[doctor-gotswana]

I love you

Yes yes I know,

I mean I dont blame you for loving me so, I am pretty great

Id be even better without these fucking maggots...

[themaggotsingotswanasscrotum]

:( we're sorry but we dont have anywhere else to go... housing prices these days amirite yeesh

[themaggotsingotswanasscrotum]

hey guys!!

I know youve heard a lot about us, @doctor-gotswana's elusive "scrotum maggots" haha. well seeing as gotswana created an askblog, we thought itd be a good idea to make one ourselves!!

i know youve already heard of Magg-o-ni... shes my eldest daughter. i also have a husband, his name is grubseph. my name is emmaggot, im the wife haha. we have.....several other children? ive honestly never really bothered counting them but im sure i could rile them all up if youre interested haha. welp, ask anything!!