Grand Cheese Wizard

He/They ▪︎ ° ○ • Magical ◇ Shenanigans • ○ ° ▪︎ I'm bored, ask me something

[themagnificentcheeselord]

Necromancers are pussys.

Go fight the king yourself loser.

[themagnificentcheeselord]

Cheese Blorbs

[themagnificentcheeselord]

I CAST ᛏᛆᚢᛒᚱą

(I have no goddamn clue what this does)

[themagnificentcheeselord]

Anybody know the most effective way to annoy a lich?

I need to screw over that bastard for touching my chest of cool rocks

[isthereaduck]

Ducks.

[themagnificentcheeselord]

Perfect.

[themagnificentcheeselord]

Anybody know the most effective way to annoy a lich?

I need to screw over that bastard for touching my chest of cool rocks

[dragon-hotels]

Purple

[themagnificentcheeselord]

Green

[themagnificentcheeselord]

SHUT UP loser

ɩ̇𝖻 𝗎᷇𝚘 ɩ᪴ỿ́ ỿ́ɩ᪴ϻ̇ɰ 𝗁̇ሪ 𝗎᷇𝚘 λ᪴ɒ́ ꞃ᷇ɩ᷇ ꬺ̉ʖ ꞃ̇ꬺ́ ɩ᷇ⅿ 𝗎᷇𝚘𝗇 λ᪴ϻⳋ

Get FUCKED

*500 FIREBALLS*

[themagnificentcheeselord]

Pro-tip for novice mages: carry a fully loaded revolver at all times in case of emergency

Fireball is expected from a wizard, "Yeehaw kablow" is not

[themagnificentcheeselord]

Eatin midnigt mac n chees

[themagnificentcheeselord]

Sometimes I conjure a lit molotov instead of casting fireball

You gotta spice things up every once in a while

[themagnificentcheeselord]

Wizrd

[themagnificentcheeselord]

I cast GO TO BED

It is 3 IN THE MORNING

[themagnificentcheeselord]

My wards went off this morning, so I went to see what tripped them...

It was a goblin, it isn't anymore. I forgot to set a severity rating for my wards so all of them went off at once, poor thing died so fast it didn't even have time to process what happened

[themagnificentcheeselord]

I must make haste on the progress of my new spell for the winds of time wait for no one.

Except Bob.

He's chill like that.

[themagnificentcheeselord]

By the winds of the ether

And the gust of tomorrow

I shan't ever give back what I borrowed!

[themagnificentcheeselord]

Small creature,

I cast yoink upon thee

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[blackcatgodess]

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

[anayely420]

🙏🏼

[sonsfantasies]

Worth a try lol

[theblizzardsix]

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

[pantspooplover]

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

[itaachiyama-moved]

Okii then!

[blastlight]

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

[cuappatea-deactivated20200216]

wait but whats happening with the bagel tho

[toca144]

Giv news

[maiskinny]

This bagel better do me and my skinnies some wonders.

[st0nedsk1nnygrl]

im passed my drivers test🙏🏽

[becoming-a-flame]

pls

[notjoyfulanymore]

Oh hope this works, i need some good news in my life lmao

[airm0ld]

plz bagel plssss 🙏

[fiftyshadesofthinspi]

BLESS US ALL OH HOLY FIRE BAGEL

[kissmycoldlips]

Bagel, pls

[cari-cry]

bagel please i need this thank you

[prick-o]

pls bagel

[karls-writing-space]

Bagel please

[t0rsly]

I beg of you sir bagel

[cocosstories]

Please, I need this so bad

[wandaromanova]

bagel gods, bring me some amazing news please <3

[adhd-chaos-queen]

I don’t believe in this kinda stuff, but i really hope to get some news about my fav show getting saved after it got cancelled, so i’m not taking any chances

[sips-tea-cutely]

bagel bagel

[chaeey-deactivated20231103]

Bagel

[space-ghost-with-the-most]

Bagel!

[blubird513]

Im supersttious! Let’s gooooo!

Edit: It worked for me!

I received wonderful news about my health not even a day after, and was able to see my friends again after not being able to hug or high-five them for a month.

We ate crepes and had a good time. :)

[blubird513]

OKAY!

I am in desperate need of luck, my insta got hacked and I am in “superstitious mode” rn while trying everything to get it back. SO!!

MAGIC BAGEL!!!

BLESS MEEEE!!!

Please ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

[artpepkin]

Mannnn I really need this job, dont let me down tumblr good luck bagel

Edit: I GOT THE JOB 30 MINS LATER SKXBBD

[lilicmoonlight]

Fuck it might as well

[hypotheticallya1e]

kinda need this chat

[thecosmicjellyfish]

Holy shit I saw this on pinterest, honestly never thought I’d see the actual post on here

[omegastar]

Alright bagel, let’s see how well you do with stress about an exam grade