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Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa: Probably Phoenix. I can imagine him being in a hurry and not bothering to read the sign and then this nonsense happens.
Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them: I donât really see either of them doing this. Maybe Phoenix if they were in high school together.
Who starts the tickle fights: Totally Phoenix, though he mostly just threatens to start tickle fights and only sometimes actually starts them.
Who starts the pillow fights: Josh, usually in response to Phoenix being a little shit.
Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile: Phoenix does! And itâs goofy and adorable and Phoenix hates he gets this affectionate and sappy in the late hours of the night.
Who mistakes salt for sugar: itâs too early in the morning for Phoenix to be focusing on whatâs salt and whatâs sugar. Thank god Josh is more awake in the morning and is able to help Phoenix out with this.
Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning: Phoenix because Josh is a super heavy sleeper so who gives a fuck if the microwave beeps?
Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines: I canât really imagine either of them using cheesy pick up lines with each other. Maybe if they are joking around and teasing. In that case, Iâm leaning towards Josh with this one.
Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order: Josh is pretty organized, heâd probably rearrange the books and probably from time to time clears out the books that arenât being read a lot.
Who licks the spoon when theyâre baking brownies: Phoenix because heâs secretly twelve.Â
Who buys candles for dinners even though thereâs no special occasion: Josh. I imagine he likes doing these sorts of gestures every once in a while. Just small, cute gestures.
Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen: Why do we even trust Phoenix with anything anymore?
Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation: Josh. Like I donât imagine they buy a lot of souvenirs on trips but Josh wants at least a little something to show that they were there.
Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines: Josh. Like he occasionally flips through some of the magazines his kid sister gets and sees some of the quizzes and thinks it would be fun to answer some. And then he drags Phoenix into some of the quizzes.