Patron Saint Of Fuck Ups

23. Just trying to get by. Follow my instagram: notamandabrown

[ddrvbiblgigb]

[garfield-baybee]

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

[swolleneyeball-deactivated20170]

i fukcing hate this show

[sugarkillsall]

This is the best scene in the entirety of IZ imo it’s literally perfect

[partlysmith]

according to the staff commentary for this episode, the script actually called for heavy traffic to be rushing past Dib and Zim in this scene, which is why they’re shouting at each other, and you can even still sort of hear the sound effects but then, for whatever reason, in the finished episode they just forgot the cars

[2002-honda-crv]

[thehomebrood]

DM: I can’t make this shit up, guys.

Me: You literally did.

[satan249]

DM: Sorry, i dont make the rules

Players: yes you do thats like your whole job here

[cityelf]

I invite my closest friends and family to a gender reveal party, but when I open the box with maniacal flourish instead of pink or blue balloons, a television screen is revealed.

I dim the lights remotely as we hear Cate Blanchett say, “The world is changed. I feel it in the water.”

Too late, they realise.

The pregnancy? A scam.

The Lord of the Rings editions? Extended.

The doors? Locked.

[steveinaspeedo]

[wernher-von-brawny]

Capitalism.

[violet-tears]

The Story So Far - Upside Down (x)

[cruellesummer]

And in the end in wonderland we both went mad

[thewonderqueers]

Fences//Knuckle Puck

[showerthoughtspost]

Everyone talks about orange being a color and a fruit, but nobody talks about peach for the same reason.

[honeybooboothefool]

[jennthemusical]

[solange-lol]

mood of the day: 

[solange-lol]

but WAIT there MORE

@alabanda-highlights

[moonpaw]

its fake water season lads

[moonpaw]

forbidden water time

[loughnesstwo-deactivated2021101]

“Trick or Yeet!” I shout to the children when I open the door. “Yeet?” one says confusidly. I shrug. “Yeet it is.” I throw the child.

[technicallyoneofakind]

Not Halloween but, okay. 

[loughnesstwo-deactivated2021101]

okay you stick of unsalted butter i made this on halloween but everyone just likes to reblog it for some reason

[hookedonhemsworth]

[books-read-in-nooks]

Lizzie: *Roasts Mr Darcy*

Mr Darcy:

[keanujpg]

“So you’re part Hawaiian?”

“I’m Chinese-Hawaiian and English.”

[dicapito]

Can you all believe people still act like Keanu is a white man while disrespecting his name?

[timdalfthebrown]

truly an apt name, if anyone was a cool breeze over the mountains it’s him