doin my best

26, they/he

[kimiko24]

I fucking love this video

[achillesinhighheels]

“Babel” by Cildo Meireles (2001)

[process-them-all-1989]

Tags courtesy of @a-kind-of-merry-war that really explain this artwork!

[haarute]

[fluentisonus]

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

[minovskyy]

"can you take care of this" i already did. an hour ago. i'm the fastest secretary in the west. i am the swiftest gazelle sprinting on the field of schedules and phone calls and emails. secretariat? the triple crown record holder? that was me too. seabiscuit get fucked. turning you to glue. i redid your dumbass filing system while i was at it. fuck with me

[chipthekeeper]

I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things like “oh it’s such a small town, only 35,000 people” like bitch my town has 200 people, you need to pick a new adjective 

[thegoldengals]

According to Wikipedia, a small town is 1,000-20,000 people. So although you are correct in stating that 35,000 people is not a small town (it is a large town), you are incorrect in thinking that you live in a town. You live in a village. You are a villager.

[chipthekeeper]

I…… don’t know what to do with that information……a villager…

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[yellow-cat]

sorry i came back wrong do you still wanna hit it

[mossycakes]

dude i told my knight no snuggles because i had to sign a treaty and he slammed his visor down in a huff and now he wont talk to me 🤦🤦 oooomgggg bro🤦🤦🤦

[probuccalfat]

mid day nap in the summer isn’t even a choice you make it’s a thing that happens to you

[vee-dmsr]

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

this is one of the best posts ever

[hisuizorua]

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

[yehudah]

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

[they-were-a-skater-gay]

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

[yehudah]

:/

[schizm-deactivated]

this is so fucking funny

[specialstarfish]

update:

[fortooate]

we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

[the-dao-of-the-zerg]

[ineedatumblrforthisshit]

In like 1998 my very femme lesbian friend went to Pride in London and was all excited at the “teddy bears picnic” happening in one of the city parks. She took along a picnic hamper and her cuddly teddy bear. Needless to say, the large hairy gay men all thought she was adorable and she had a great time

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[handsomeboymodelingschool]

Hey, Im the train. I decided it would be fun to stop moving for an undisclosed amount of time just before we arrive at the station. My idea..

[luisonte]

Inventacos

[something-truly-evil]

me and my friends at the thingamabob and doohickey convention