Heck.

Enby gaming expert who’s a big fan of trees.

[aropride]

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

[bladespark]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[atwotonedbird]

This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.

[depsidase]

[charlesoberonn]

Servant: Your highness, a party of adventurers has answered your call for help.

King: Excellent. What are they like?

Servant: One of them is a dragon-lady.

King: Interesting. Those are rare around these parts.

Servant: Another is a goblin paladin.

King: Not a role you usually see goblins in.

Servant: A third is a purple-skinned tiefling.

King: I didn't even know they come in that color.

Servant: The last one is a sapient gelatinous cube.

King: What. How did these four even meet?

Servant: They met in a tavern two hours ago, apparently.

[charlesoberonn]

Queen: My love, please return to bed.

King: *pacing* Why would a gelatinous cube come to a tavern? Can it even get drunk? How did it fit through the doors?

[depsidase]

[psuedofolio]

"Something's weird with my copy of Smash Bros..."

[mysharona1987]

[mysharona1987]

[coelii]

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

[kinkykinard]

[mckitterick]

[rip-quizilla]

[thingstrumperssay]

Gang of violent murderers has a fear of people defending themselves against their attempts to murder them.

Of course "defending themselves" to them means "killing anybody who looks at you funny," so they're of course afraid of people killing them for doing nothing in particular.

[beardedmrbean]

We got you buddy

[aniki-price]

When people say "crab bucket mentality" I always think "buckets don't occur in nature" and then things like this.

[snazzy-hats-and-adhd]

"Buckets don't occur in nature"

actually goes hard as fuck.

[demaparbat-hp]

He's never happy

[atlaheritageposts]

atla heritage post

[gjjuddmk2]

[hihogandalfaway]

(from @ruffboijuliaburnsides)

[enki2]

[underscrore]

[albertserra]

Trump announced the US’s desire for Venezuelan oil very openly and there’s still imperialist zealots claiming that’s a conspiracy theory and the US is just trying to free the Venezuelan people

[albertserra]

It’s trite to be quoting 1984 I know but like something something reject the evidence of your eyes and ears

[mysharona1987]

[mysharona1987]

Of course Star Wars makes the best political point ever.

[reaper-of-phobos]

the reaper has come.