Polyester Bride

mare | 23 | vintage enthusiast |constantly working on it

[themaskedmarvel]

bleh.

[kafkasdiariies]

Still Life with Roses, Peonies and Lilac, 1848, Adriana Johanna Haanen

[saintdollyparton]

All y'all bitching about the ATLA live action Netflix series saying “Oh no not again!” like… this has never happened before? Idk what y'all are talking about… we’ve never had any kind of ATLA live action content and I’m excited but nervous to see what Bryan and Mike do because they’re our bros!

[bisexualmooncrawfish]

There is no M.Night Shyamalan in Ba Sing Se.

[satinyrose]

but imagine being in your favorite foreign city, living in a cute, cozy apartment with a lovely view, working at a small bookstore, spending your time at beautiful cofffee shops and libraries, taking long walks, meeting new people that make you feel good, being yourself, finding true love and actually feeling good & fullfilled with your life

[junkiechurch]

oh u haven’t heard?? it’s all gonna be ok

[thebluestrokes]

“So kids, like what your seeing?”

“Samantha, I noticed that your “fun-o-meter’ is stuck in the middle. Why is that?

“Well the robots are cool, but why aren’t there any girls?”

“Why couldn’t the long lost brother be a long lost sister?“

“And how are all their disparate technologies able to connect to each other?”

“Doesn’t like boys!”

“Doesn’t understand robots!”

“That’s”

“That’s not what I said!”

[bakafox]

Damn.

[ohshititsmama-deactivated201812]

Cartoon Network is getting too damn real

[shinosarna]

That’s pretty goddamn ironic from a network which cancelled a superhero show because it was watched by too many girls, due to belief that it’s impossible to market superhero merch to girls

[montypla]

I’m fairly sure that’s the joke.

[kateordie]

(Also the network doesn’t make the show - people may not realize that Cartoon Network isn’t a giant conglomerate cartoon factory and actually consists of tens of thousands of individual creators, many of whom spend a significant portion of their day wondering what can we sneak past Cartoon Network?)

At least that’s what I’m like when I write for them. Zing!!

[1los]

[gruetzneranne]

[pervocracy]

Proposition: when one person has to cover a shift that is normally done by two people, they get paid double.  This is both to compensate them for working twice as hard, and to remove any temptation for management to think “hey, actually that wasn’t so bad, maybe we should do this more often.”

[rite-of-darkness-deactivated201]

when you listen to music from the 70s and 80s

[llovinghome]

[mariposavenenosa]

eat her pussy with a passion

[unbotheredmuse]

[pettydavis]

this is a very fifth eye open galaxy brain mood

[raychillster]

word of advice:

we carry a little bit of everyone with us. the more time you spend with someone, the more habits you pick up from them. so always surround yourself with people who inspire you, motivate you, and who embody all the qualities you admire in a person.

[wnq-writers]

“Sometimes you pour your heart out and nothing comes back. Sometimes you pour your heart out and the world falls onto your lap. Keep trying.”

— N.M.Sanchez

[night-sky-hunter]

1 minute after midnight tonight

[yeezus-fish]

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool