All Hail Your Pro Lord of Crastination

Started out as a blog about my IB high school life and then turned into my college shitpost side blog. Exposing how dumb academia really is. Motto: IB therefore I BS, bitch.

[iamthecutestofborg]

College is so annoying it's always like 'Oh if you want to do XYZ go talk to the Department of Vague But Important Policies located in the Coconut Building' and then you go there and they are like 'sorry actually we can't help you with that you need to talk to the Executive Director of Confusing Paperwork Joe Balogna over at Saint Broccoli Memorial Tower his office hours are 12-2pm every other Monday and Thursday.'

[kineticpenguin]

“Don’t wait until the last minute to do your assignments!”

listen. I don’t. But I am always trapped in a vicious cycle.

And the only thing that breaks this cycle is the dread of an imminent deadline

[tevruden]

Very ADHD

[vet-nrse-studys]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[adhd-vibes]

[studentlifeproblems]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[windwardstar]

My best/favorite teacher would literally take off the points for a question that the majority of the class got wrong from the total on the test and then hold a lesson on the topic because she realized if 90% of her students didn’t know the answer then she hadn’t done a good job teaching it.

[randaness]

I hate it when teachers take pride in having a large percentage of students get bad grades in their classes. It just means that students aren’t learning from you

[fourdrinkamy]

university is just. it's you, your laptop and your water bottle against the world

[botanize]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[toastbutteregg]

[studentlifeproblems]

[srsfunny]

It be like that all the time

[memesandlaughs]

[memesandlaughs]