Themeguy's Blog

Where I reblog all the funny stuff that shows up on my dashboard with some occasional OC.

[sandandglass]

The Muppets s01e01

[le-sad-demiurge]

Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Happy Pride Month

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Ten years later, this bit still slaps. They made a great pun and realized they could be nice/inclusive with it too.

[pocketss]

blockhead gets mogged

[tvguts]

something about Toy Story toys is so strange to me. versions of animated characters based on real world toys, turned back into toys that are slightly different than the actual toys. slinky dog with a rubber spiral instead of a classic metal slinky. the porcelain bo peep and cloth woody turned into jointed plastic action figures. when toy story 4 came out and i saw a $30 talking action figure of forky, a character made out of a spork and a pipe cleaner, i stood in the walmart toy aisle staring at it like cameron from ferris bueller's day off staring at that painting in the art museum

[jerryterry]

Something I think about is my nephew's Buzz Lightyear toy. When I was a little kid, I had a Buzz of my own. It had spring-loaded pop-out wings, articulated fingers, a light-up LED wrist-laser. The buttons could be pressed, it spoke the exact same voice clips the toy himself would say in the movie. This toy, for the most part, was a near-perfect simulacrum of the movie character.

I bought my nephew a Buzz for his last birthday. Solid, permanently-open hands. 'Buttons' now a part of the mold, wrist-laser a mere printed sticker. No wings. Voice lines sound like a different person altogether.

In Toy Story 1, Buzz has to reckon with being a toy. In 2, he sees a whole store aisle lined with his identical clones. But I have to wonder, would it be worse if he could see each new generation of clones become something less and less like him? You were already an abstraction of a spaceman, and now these toys are an abstraction of a toy, a copy of a copy, speaking in a weak imitation of your own voice.

[transfemininomenon]

dark souls 3 is ten years old ????

[transfemininomenon]

this isn't the gif i thought it would be .

[okdannycragg]

VOLUME 1 ⭐ itch.io ⭐ gumroad 20+ pages sketchbook circa 2014 VOLUME 2 ⭐ itch.io ⭐gumroad 40+ pages!!! circa fall of 2014-2015

both are free to download!!!! (i am moving in a few weeks, tho, so signal boosts and donations appreciated.)

[beesmygod]

theres a guy who got permabanned from the elden ring subreddit for self promotion for posting too many videos of him no-hit parrying various enemies and bosses but after every successful parry he turns and looks at the camera. and bc hes always wearing the albinauric mask its like:

⚔️ BWOOM

👽

⚔️ BWOOM

thank you downtown_drink1594. i thought it was funny

[glowwormcentral-deactivated2021]

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

[hellenhighwater]

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

[toontwink]

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

[dummy-dot-exe]

[estrogenpatchnotes]

My job? I’m the bat enemy in 2D games that flies at you from a diagonal angle you can’t shoot in, it’s an under appreciated role but really serves to test the player’s understanding of the mechanics leading up to harder challenges. I also receive an intense smug satisfaction when they can’t hit me.

[estrogenpatchnotes]

I am learning that many of you are not accustomed to controlling your character in such a way to precisely align your vertical axis with another target at the same time your slightly delayed ranged attack reaches its apex, a skill important to platformers I exist to teach. Also kyeheheheheh~

[jerryterry]

smoking on that shit that put Steve in Speelburg ❌ wait no, no, uh... smoking on that shit that put Steve in Universe? ❌ ughhh GOD ok hold on...

hmm ok wait

smoking on that shit that turned Steven Strait ✅✅✅

[neatotito]

Ragatha, please...

[jerryterry]

Had my second ever "Tumblr Dream" (evidence I am not doing well), in which I saw a post I really wanted to reblog but it had an ornate wooden frame around it that was too bulky to fit on my blog, so I'd have to either take off the frame or remove some words from the post to make it smaller. But I was worried that people would be super mad at me for modifying the post.

In the end I removed a superfluous sentence and reblogged it, but then realized now it's ON my blog I could squeeze the sentence back in, so I edited it back in. The post looked identical to the original, but somehow there was still evidence that it'd been tampered with in some way, and I was getting flooded with angry asks like "WHAT DID YOU DO TO IT?", and the OP was like "what the FUCK have you done to my POST????"

[exurd]

funny you should say that

[jerryterry]

what the FUCK have you done to my POST????

[kuropin]

Jax and Kinger

[wonderful-wiz]

WOOBBLE DRIFTING ALONG!!!! PLEASE WATCH IT ON YOUTUBE AND NEW-GROUNDS!

NEWGROUNDS LINK

[jerryterry]

I'm so sick of irresponsible pet owners insisting on getting these unhealthy designer crossbreeds. Just this morning I saw a woman walking her Damn Chungus, one look at the poor thing and I could see it was practically BULGING out of its White Vans. It's no way to live. These people should be in prison.

[shencomix]

[mevil]