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hey what's up this is where I'm gonna be posting fanfics mostly tordmatt WARNING somefanfics may include nsfw you have been warned

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Ok guys but

tord and tom fighting over matt

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Someone write a fanfic of this.

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I'm on it

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Crush 💚tomedd💙 {sfw}

Tom had the biggest crush Edd, ever since highschool...which was one of the reasons why he couldn't tell him, it was killing Tom though. All he wanted to do was love Edd and he couldn't. Tom let out a sigh and got out of bed, heading downstairs into the kitchen. "Morning Tom!" Edd cheerfully greeted. Tom looked down already blushing, "hey" he quietly greeted back taking a seat. "So how'd you sleep?" Edd asked taking a sleep across from him. "Uh... Ya know... Same as usually" Tom responded blankly. "Oh..." In case you didn't know Edd and tom haven't been talking as much as they used to, and Edd noticed it. It was silent... And they were both looking down... Edd got up to leave before it got too awkward. "Hey Edd!" Tom called. Edd turned his head "what?" Edd asked. "I-I love you!" Tom blurted his cheeks a bright red. Edd placed a hand on heart and let out an aw. "I love you to Tom!" "You do!?" Tom asked surprised. "Of course- Edd ruffled Tom's hair -you're one of my best friends" Tom's heart sake, clearly Edd meant the different kind of love. "N-no Edd I mean... Like ya know hugs and kisses kind of love" Tom admitted blushing. "O-oh...well I love you like that to Tom" Edd admitted his face heating up. "Uh well I'm gonna go watch Tv!" Edd blurted and left the kitchen. Tom slammed his face onto the table his face still a bright red.

Sorry it's short

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Spooky kisses tordmatt (sfw)

Since @the-milk-was-expired was so thirsty for this fic I decided to post it here also I would've posted it sooner but tumblr was being a bitch

Matt was in the bathroom applying red lipstick for his Marilyn Monroe costume, Edd was showing off his cat costume to Tom (who was dressed as a skeleton). Tord was still in his room putting on his costume, which was of course tuxedo mask. Tord soon had his costume on and headed toward the living room, which was getting set up for a Halloween party...well not really a party just four losers eating food and playing games ment for 12 year old slumber parties...anyway Tord couldn't help see Matt angrily reapplying his lipstick as he walked past the bathroom. Tord just stood there admiring Matt in that iconic white dress, his bare legs sticking out. Tord just stared well until Matt noticed, "uh can I help you Tord?" Matt asked a tint of pink on his cheeks. Tord blinked blankly snapping back into reality. "Oh uh I just really like you're costume! Uh who are you supposed to be?" Tord asked obviously already knowing the answer. "Oh I'm that famous american actor...uh Marilyn Monhoe!" Matt exclaimed "You mean Monroe?" Tord corrected. "Uh yeah! Anyway what do you think about my costume?" Matt asked turning completely toward Tord, his dress twirling slightly. Tord could feel the blood rush to his face, "Y-yeah you look great, but doesn't she have blond hair?" Matt gasped "you expect me to hide this beautiful natural ginger hair! Never!" "I was just- "Hey guys are you ready yet the party is about to start!" Edd yelled across the house. "Yeah we're coming!" Matt yelled back walking to the living room, Tord followed. "Sorry I took so long makeup was a nightmare" Matt chuckled. "What are we going to be doing tonight anyway?" Tord asked. "Oh I figured we'd play some games then watch a movie!" Edd explained. "What kind of games?" Matt asked. "Since Tom let me borrow his smirnoff bottle I'd figure we'd play spin the bottle!" "Ew edd that's gross...and gay" Tom groaned. "Yeah and I what if I got tom!?! There's no way I'm kissing that thing" Tord rudely remarked pointing to Tom. Edd scoffed "fine we won't play it but we can still play seven minutes in heaven!" "Isn't that worse?!" Tom asked slight worry in his tone. "No all you have to do is stay in a closet for seven minutes....it's up to you what you do in there" Edd wiggled his eyebrows as he said that last part. After a pause of silence everyone sat down in a circle, Matt across from Tord, and Tom across from Edd, with Matt sitting next to Edd and Tom and Tord sitting next to eachother. "Alright who should spin?" Tord spoke breaking the silence. "You should!" Edd answered quickly "Why me?!?" "Cause you asked" Tord sighed and grabbed the bottle placing it in the middle of the circle and spinning it. The brunette could feel heart pounding as he nervously watched the bottle spin rapidly around and around, till slowly slowing down then finallg stopping on.... ....Matt Tord could feel his face heat up under his mask. "OK IN THE CLOSET" Edd yelled opening the coats closet. "W-wait!- Tord managed to stutter before Tom shoved him and Matt the closet and slamming the door. Tord was now basically touching touching noses, so close they could feel each other's breathing. After what seemed like an entirety of slience Matt finally spoke "T-tord can I kiss you?" Tord could feel his entire face heat up, he nodded unable to speak. Matt reached and took Tord's mask off revealing Tord's red face and wide grey eyes. Matt dropped the mask and grabbed Tord's face gently pressing his lips against Tord's. Tord kissed back feeling lipstick stain his lips.

The ginger pulled back only to plant kisses all over the Norwegian's face. "M-matt stop you're getting lipstick everywhere" Tord weakly spoke, Matt didn't acknowledge him though he just kept giving small kisses making the smaller male groan and squeak in embarrassment. Soon seven minutes have past, of course Matt and Tord wouldn't know because they were too busy smooching. Edd unknowingly opened the door, "alright guys time to- woah" Edd blushed. Matt and Tord stared back both clearly embarrassed. "If we left them in there any longer they'd be fucking" Tom chuckled. After Edd and Tom made fun of Matt and Tord for a good solid ten minutes they went on with the night, ignoring all the lipstick stains on Tord's face.

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Can't help falling in love with you

Tord laid there next to Matt both of them laying underneath Tord's sheets. Tord was wide awake staring at Matt. He let out a sigh. "I shouldn't be doing this" He thought. "We rushed this" he thought as he stroked Matt's hair. He let out a sigh a small grin appearing on his face. "But I'm glad we did" Tord whispered as he continued petting Matt's hair. "I shouldn't love you, you dont deserve me...but I can't help it" Tord thought feeling defeated. "Those freckles that are speckled across his face, those eyes, one the color of the clear blue sky the other a beautiful lime green, his squeaky voice, his perky personality. He's so innecent and pure." Tord rambled in his mind. "And yeah he's not the smartest...in fact he's probably the least smartest person I've met...but he really does have the best intentions...unlike me. Which is good enough for me...I'd rather have a good heart over a good brain any day" Tord continued to think. Tord gripped Matt's face with his hand and began to peck all of Matt's face. Matt scowled and scrunched his nose. "Tordie I'm sleeeepy" Matt whined. "Pfft I don't care" Tord chuckled. "I'm bored" he added. Matt finally opened his eyes and turned to face Tord. "You're a jerk" Matt stated. "I know" Tord replied. "I hate you" Matt added still scowling. "Pfft no you don't" Tord denied. Tord wrapped his arms around Matt. "Admit it you wouldn't trade me for anything in the world babe" Tord teased. "I'd trade you for a half eaten sandwich" Matt growled. "Oh hush you can't help loving me" Tord continued to tease. Matt scowled and turned facing away from Tord. Tord chuckled "you're such a child". Matt remained silent his arms crossed. Tord wrapped his arms around Matt, "you're so precious" Tord complimented. "Shut up! I'm suposed to hate you" Matt blurted. "How am I suppose to do that when you keep saying nice things to me" Matt added. "I knew you loved me" Tord said pecking Matt's cheek. Matt growled trying his hardest not to smile. It couldn't be helped Matt began to smirk and chuckle like crazy. Tord continued to peck Matt's cheek, and gently pecked his neck. Matt continued to laugh and blush a little, his face a light pink tint. "Hey Tord" Matt blurred still softly laughing. "What?" Tord asked. Matt turned around and gently pecked Tord's lips making his face a bright red. "I love you" Matt answered resting his head on Tord's chest. "Aww I love you to" Tord replied.

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Opposite au (sfw)

Au belongs to @ask-opposite-day-eddsworld Tord was a quiet and shy boy that usually kept to him self. He was walking home when he accidentally bumped into a stranger. Tord moved his bangs out of his face and looked up. It was a man with a in an unzipped purple hoodie with the Hood over his head, some Ginger hair showing.

Tord blushed “o-oh I’m so terribly sorry!” Tord stammered. “You wouldn’t have to say sorry if you just watched where you were going” the man hissed. Tord frowned he began tearing up he didn’t want to have a gross break down in front of a stranger, but he couldn’t help it.

The taller man immediately felt bad, “hey I’m sorry… Please don’t cry” I begged. “Hey how about I get you a cup of coffee!” The stranger suggested smiling a bit.

“Oh uh ok” Tord agreed quietly Matt took his hood off revealing more of his bright orange hair. “I’m matt” Matt held his hand out for Tord to shake.

Tord placed his tiny hand into Matt’s larger one, “I-I’m Tord” Tord mumbled. “Huh Tord that’s an unusual name” Matt rudely pointed out. Tord frowned again already tearing up. “Which is a good thing! it makes you original! Anyway let’s get that coffee!” Matt said grabbing Tord’s hand.

Tord blushed but was too shy to say anything, he just let Matt drag him to the café. When they entered the café everyone looked at them. Matt blushed and let go of Tord’s hand, everyone must’ve thought they were a couple.

They both and walked up to the counter. “Here you order I’ll go find us a seat” Matt said, “what do you want?” Tord asked quietly. “Just a normal coffee” Matt answered before leaving.

“Um a vanilla latte and a coffee please” Tord mumbled hiding his face. “Ok coming right up… Also- The employee behind the counter bent down. ”-so uh how long have you two been together?“ They asked.

“Uh p-pardon?” Tord asked his face heating up. “Look I seen you guys holding hands it’s ok” “N-no that was just a misunderstanding ” Tord explained burring his face in his turtle neck.

“What a bummer” the employee blurted frowning. The employee’s face soon lit up “hey you should ask him out!” They suggested. “U-uh i dont know” tord muttered.

“C'mon you guys are already on a sorta date I bet you could get his number!” “Y-you really think so?” Tord asked. “Of course!” “W-wow thanks… Say what’s your name?” Tord asked. “It’s Tom!” The employee answered. “Oh and your orders ready!- Tom went to get Tord’s coffees and handed them to him.

Before tord left Tom gave him a thumbs up -good luck!” Tord walked over to where Matt was sitting and sat across from him.

Matt took his coffee and sipped from it. “So what were you and the employee talking about?” Matt asked raising a brow. Tord’s face heated up again, “uh nothing we were just… Chatting”.

“Oh… You don’t talk much do you?” Matt asked. Tord shook his head quietly sipping his coffee. Soon Matt finished and got up, “well I gotta get going”. Tord wanted to ask for his number but he was just too shy and nervous. “C'mon just ask to hang out again… Just open your mouth!” Tord screamed inside his head.

“Oh by the way here’s my number” Matt handed Tord a small piece of paper with a phone number written on it. “You better call~” Matt winked. Matt left the café. Tord starred at the small piece of paper and let out a small squeal of excitement.

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Can't help falling in love with you (sfw)

Tord laid there next to Matt both of them laying underneath Tord's sheets. Tord was wide awake staring at Matt. He let out a sigh. "I shouldn't be doing this" He thought. "We rushed this" he thought as he stroked Matt's hair. He let out a sigh a small grin appearing on his face. "But I'm glad we did" Tord whispered as he continued petting Matt's hair. "I shouldn't love you, you dont deserve me...but I can't help it" Tord thought feeling defeated. "Those freckles that are speckled across his face, those eyes, one the color of the clear blue sky the other a beautiful lime green, his squeaky voice, his perky personality. He's so innecent and pure." Tord rambled in his mind. "And yeah he's not the smartest...in fact he's probably the least smartest person I've met...but he really does have the best intentions...unlike me. Which is good enough for me...I'd rather have a good heart over a good brain any day" Tord continued to think. Tord gripped Matt's face with his hand and began to peck all of Matt's face. Matt scowled and scrunched his nose. "Tordie I'm sleeeepy" Matt whined. "Pfft I don't care" Tord chuckled. "I'm bored" he added. Matt finally opened his eyes and turned to face Tord. "You're a jerk" Matt stated. "I know" Tord replied. "I hate you" Matt added still scowling. "Pfft no you don't" Tord denied. Tord wrapped his arms around Matt. "Admit it you wouldn't trade me for anything in the world babe" Tord teased. "I'd trade you for a half eaten sandwich" Matt growled. "Oh hush you can't help loving me" Tord continued to tease. Matt scowled and turned facing away from Tord. Tord chuckled "you're such a child". Matt remained silent his arms crossed. Tord wrapped his arms around Matt, "you're so precious" Tord complimented. "Shut up! I'm suposed to hate you" Matt blurted. "How am I suppose to do that when you keep saying nice things to me" Matt added. "I knew you loved me" Tord said pecking Matt's cheek. Matt growled trying his hardest not to smile. It couldn't be helped Matt began to smirk and chuckle like crazy. Tord continued to peck Matt's cheek, and gently pecked his neck. Matt continued to laugh and blush a little, his face a light pink tint. "Hey Tord" Matt blurred still softly laughing. "What?" Tord asked. Matt turned around and gently pecked Tord's lips making his face a bright red. "I love you" Matt answered resting his head on Tord's chest. "Aww I love you to" Tord replied.

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Battle wounds (sfw)

(Takes place in the future) Matt was in the middle of battle and was desperate for shelter, he had a shot wound in his arm, blood gushing out of it. "H-hey uh could you help me with this?" A familiar voice asked from behind him. Matt turned his head and saw Tord holding his arm blood staining his hand. "Uh yeah" Matt accepted without even thinking. Matt wrapped Tord's arm around his neck and carried him to a shelter. "Uh so where are your wounds?" Matt asked. "One on my arm and another on my leg" Tord explained. Matt rolled up Tord's sleeve to reveal a bleeding bullet hole, which made Matt wrinkle his nose in disgust, even though Matt was an assassin he still didn't like the sight of blood, it just grossed him out. Matt took out some gauze and wrapped up the wound to prevent any more bleeding. "Ok now just the leg" Matt thought, but before he even got the chance to look at it Matt's face was jerked to face Tord's. Matt could feel Tord's cold metal hand pressed against his cheek making him blush lightly. "Uh tord what are you doing?" Matt asked averting his eyes. Tord blushed and slowly removed his hand. "Oh sorry it's just been so long since I've seen your face" Tord answered now averting his eyes. "I missed you..." Tord admitted leaning closer, making Matt blush deeper. "I uh missed you to" Matt admitted right before Tord gently pecked Matt's lips. Matt tilted his head to deepen the kiss and Tord wrapped his arm around Matt's waist and pulled him closer. They sat there uninterrupted...well until Edd found them. "Matt what the hell are you doing!?!" Edd asked. "Uh... Seducing the enemy?" Matt lied blushing.