Who Even Knows Anymore

[siickangel]

[mvbxr-deactivated20211002]

[mywhisperedcolors]

[abevigoda-deactivated20171012]

[sickpage]

[gownegirl]

Must be the season of the witch… MALEFICENT: MISTRESS OF EVIL (2019) dir. by Joachim Rønning

[oigitsev]

[ruinedchildhood]

[ellepleur]

*June 18th, 1972*

Peggy: wow some men were caught breaking into the DNC at Watergate. Who could be behind this?

Steve:

[dropthemicandrun]

July 20th, 1969:

Peggy: wow, I can’t believe we actually sent a person to the MOON!!

Steve:

[thejakelikesonions]

Ye Olde Passworde

[chessys]

i need 2 nourish my body so when i die i can contribute maximum nutrients to the trees

[homunculus-argument]

Story idea: The most wanted woman in town has announced that she’ll only marry the one who can open her front door with the key around her cat’s neck. Many men try to hunt the cat down, chase and trap it, but to no avail, the cat is simply too quick, smart and clever, and always finds a way to evade and avoid them.

 You are the first one to figure out the obvious: Do not chase the cat. The cat is befriendable. Get the cat to trust you, to genuinely enjoy your company, and you can hang out with the cat. You may eventually be allowed to touch the cat. The cat will freely let you take the key.

 Secondary plot twist: The woman is a shapeshifter. She is the cat.

[browntiger15-deactivated2020110]

That’s some legit fairy tale level shit right there.

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via vsco.co

[obamasnow]

today some guy very confidently ordered a “Busted Nut Parfait” on drive thru without hesitation and i had to ask if he meant a peanut buster parfait without crying

[obamasnow]

update: today someone asked for a peanut buster parfait with “light syrup and heavy nut” and i laughed from the ice cream machine and he heard me

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[sunflowergif]

me: yeah im really tough

me: [gets scared by text notifications when they’re too loud]

me: [easily startled when people tap me on the shoulder]

me: [cries under any sort of pressure ever]

me: [cries when anyone raises their voice higher than their average volume]

me: so tough

[imanes]

studies show that I literally did not ask

[gaypussyretard3]

[notjerrybeans]

Fellas I’m really not trying to sound like that kinda guy but I’m literally gonna lose it

[jupitermami]

don’t date someone who doesn’t put the grocery cart back in the cart return

[somesleeze-deactivated20151013]

It’s called creating jobs

[fwizard]

actually its called ‘not being rude and making someone’s job easier’

[fortooate]

*pours box of cornflakes directly onto the floor of Aisle 7* it’s called creating jobs sweetie ;)

[yugirimistwalker]

wingull becomes exponentially better when you remove the wings

[grossgiirl-deactivated20170723]

no beak

[squiddy-fresh-deactivated202109]

meow

[iguanamouth]

we can rebuild them……

[bonersniper]

This is how digimon works

[zuzu-the-clown]

WIN   IS BA GULL     BA