MelodeeArtz

she/they Helo :0

[guerrillatech]

[glitchedcatto]

i think the joke is that it sounds like "we're sucking dick" to people who don't know german

[takaraphoenix]

oh gods but that’s such a fucking stretch like 1. someone who doesn’t know German has to hear it and 2. someone who doesn’t know German has to say it. You’d have to be the most ignorant native English speaker to pronounce it that way, because not even by a stretch does that sound even just similar if the person saying it tries even... a little bit... to pronounce words the way they are supposed to be pronounced...

[daisukoth]

germans when you call it a “toilet” instead of “the poopenfarten”

[thunderbottle]

my personal techno and michael headcanon is that from the moment they meet they start a deep, brutal feud. michael has the advantage bc he's a toddler and can get away with great evil and techno can't do anything about it bc punting ranboo "richest man on the server" _beloved's son is a Bad Idea. techno supervillain-monologues to phil about it constantly.

[nachosforfree]

these bitches non-human!

[2007-08-17]

[keyblack-hl]

@scienced​

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

honestly we hate on tumblr a lot but at least you can be a cunt without getting your account deactivated. on tiktok you have to censor words like killing but on tumblr I can post "someone please brutally murder jeff bezos" and no one can stop me

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

honestly we hate on tumblr a lot but at least you can be a cunt without getting your account deactivated. on tiktok you have to censor words like killing but on tumblr I can post "someone please brutally murder jeff bezos" and no one can stop me

[lasagoofs]

How

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

I forced myself at a young age to always smile when I’m in public even when I’m alone so “I would look friendlier” before I realized that’s probably more off-putting than friendly and it apparently never went away because last year of college a guy came up to me and said “you’re always smiling even during lecture for no reason. you must be a very happy person” when I thought I had a completely neutral face and I’m small as fuck too now I just think I always look like this

[just-shower-thoughts]

The child of a Mermaid and a Centaur has a 1 in four chance of being a normal human.

[squided]

and a 1 in 4 chance of being a seahorse

[geeneelee]

I’m glad we remember our Punnett squares.

[lightbenderlin]

This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever made

[thestrawberrydreams]

Inclusive language is for everyone!!

[shittycryptids]

A glass that pushes cat off of counters

[draws-memes]

[roguishpixiedreamgirl]

This is it. Peak humor

[jenny-jinya]

CW: animal death

People have asked for more interactions between Life and Death. Life is bringing so much color into my comics haha <3

[littlegreenplasticsoldier]

Who was it who said that grief is love with nowhere to go

[knowledge-and-power]

“Grief, I’ve learned, is really just love. It’s all the love you want to give, but cannot. All that unspent love gathers up in the corners of your eyes, the lump in your throat, and in that hollow part of your chest. Grief is just love with no place to go.”

Jamie Anderson

[just-shower-thoughts]

Scooby Doo was a show to teach kids that the only monsters are people

[xbuster]

[bodyglitter]

remember when guys genuinely got mad at girls for using the dog filter on snap and called them hoes

[gordonm99]

They are

[bodyglitter]

ik ur not talking with an anime icon

These are skdhusjauxusn

[gojurt]

i was looking at it on mobile and was extremely confused because i was reading that he had an anime profile picture but i couldnt tell what anime it was that would have this guy in it because to me the profile picture looked a bit like this

[bigwizardhat]

[tamamita]

socks

[hungwy]

Wish there were sweaters but like,for feet

[tamamita]

socks

[hungwy]

make your own post

[karzahnii]

a story about tumblr’s collective ability to fact check