Hmm

Sugar water cyanide

[mrsterlingeverything]

[swarnpert]

i just got jumped by brockhampton

[aflo]

[crowcaws]

Incredible events unfolding on reddit

[crowcaws]

[crowcaws]

I would die for Tessa. I would find her 200 toothbrushes.

[crowcaws]

So it looks like Tessa has been using these veggietales toothbrushes for ages, but has misplaced the stash.

[animentality]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

you fools. pepe le pew is quebecois.

[tygermama]

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[merlinsbeard4332]

Description of a skunk written by a Jesuit Missionary, published 1634 (via Wikipedia):

The [skunk] is a low animal, about the size of a little dog or cat. I mention it here, not on account of its excellence, but to make of it a symbol of sin. I have seen three or four of them. It has black fur, quite beautiful and shining; and has upon its back two perfectly white stripes, which join near the neck and tail, making an oval that adds greatly to their grace. The tail is bushy and well furnished with hair, like the tail of a Fox; it carries it curled back like that of a Squirrel. It is more white than black; and, at the first glance, you would say, especially when it walks, that it ought to be called Jupiter's little dog. But it is so stinking and casts so foul an odor, that it is unworthy of being called the dog of Pluto. No sewer ever smelled so bad. I would not have believed it if I had not smelled it myself. Your heart almost fails you when you approach the animal; two have been killed in our court, and several days afterward there was such a dreadful odor throughout our house that we could not endure it. I believe the sin smelled by Saint Catherine de Sienne must have had the same vile odor.

[only-cat-memes]

[feldfrog]

I went on a date recently and she was like, “Did you know that Emily Dickinson only became famous after she died?” And I was like, “Oh word? That's the same for dinosaurs”

[contemptible-scoundrel]

ADVENTURE IS CALLING...

DO YOU PICK UP THA PHONE

[dogpuppy]

[valtsv]

one of the most frustrating ways i've found you can be misunderstood is when people think you're horny about the things you're just weirdly fascinated by and weirdly fascinated by the things you're horny about

[valtsv]

"omg is this like a fetish for you or something 😅🤣" NOT EVERYTHING IS A FETISH!!! "you have such interesting hobbies" no uh . that one is a fetish actually.

[longseasons]

what's the worst part of sex?

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

climate change

[seancodydotcom]

[spiderpanic]

[tonysaintborgi]

my mutuals are doing this to me

[problematic-woman-lover]

[sergal]

everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters

[sergal]

Oh My God Damn

[thickness-protection-program]

[gay--dog]

i wish shapes were like bugs and you could just get like a circle infestation in your house or something. fuck ive got bed triangles fuuuck. this could solve everything

[my-dailydreams]

[no-one-offical]

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[queer-as-city-folk]

I miss the Chicago Hole...

[american-catboys-campaign]

the what

[queer-as-city-folk]

The Chicago hole, it's like the coolest looking foundation of a building

[nessa007]

Quinta Brunson and Hannah Einbinder's reaction to Keke Palmer bringing up the infamous 2 Girls, 1 Cup video during the Comedy Actress Roundtable for The Hollywood Reporter (May 2026)