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EURONYMOUS / ØYSTEIN AARSETH: NSFW ALPHABET

note: first post on this page despite having created it many a moon ago, hello mayhem gang!

tags and warnings; mostly gender neutral reader, mentions of darker kinks but outside of that we're kinda good, real euronymous in mind, but it's ambiguous enough to fit the roy culkin guy too.

this work contains RPF or REAL PERSON FICTION, if this type of work makes you uncomfortable, please block, do not report or harass, thank you.

MINORS DO NOT INTERACT.

Aftercare

I imagine Oystein being pretty decent at aftercare, he'll give you a wet rag to wipe yourself off with and probably give you a glass of water if you ask, but he's more than likely to pull you into his arms and cuddle with you, talking about whatever comes to mind, and listens when you do the same.

Body Part

Oystein is proud of his long, black hair, he cherishes it, he might even let you braid it and put it into ponytails (he won't leave the house with them though to save himself the embarrassment), in a sexual context he does like his hair being pulled but not to much!

Whether you're feminine or masculine, he'll have a fixation on your chest, doesn't matter if it's big or small, he'll caress and touch all over them with both his hands and mouth, and you will be left with marks.

Cum

He prefers to cum outside of you to avoid being a parent in the future, so he'll cum on your stomach, back or chest, if you're giving head he loves cumming on your face.

Something tells me his cum either wouldn't have much of a taste or it wouldn't be good (... well i imagine all cum is a bit icky, y'know?).

Dirty Secret

He'd let you peg him or he at some point wants to be the bottom, all you gotta do is ask, for fem readers, he's got a strap on and lube somewhere deep in his closet, and you can do anything you want to him, he'd probably like it rougher than you would.

Experience

Oystein was not the most experienced, he might've had a couple partners here or there, but i'm a virgin euronymous truther so you'll be his first partner, yay! :D

Favorite Position

His absolute favorites are ones where he can see your face because he loves the expressions you make as he's deep inside of you, he'll also do doggy style as well.

Goofy

Due to his shyness and inexperience, he might crack a joke here and there and giggle, pretty lighthearted.

Hair

He's got a bush i'm afraid... either that or he's just straight up not bald period, I don't imagine him as the type to care that much about pubic hair and trimming it or whatever.

Intimacy

He can be pretty intimate at times, especially if that's what you prefer, and he'll grow the cherish the intimate, loving sex you two have.

Jack Off

He's a guy, of course he's done it at least more than once, mostly to porn mags he's got stashed somewhere or to the nudes he takes of you.

Kink

He's grown to like the following; Knife and Gunplay, Predator vs Prey, possible daddy/mommy kink, Blood play, and Pain play.

Location

At first he preferred to do it in the comfort of his apartment, but once he got a taste of doing it in public (out in the woods) it was like something awakened in him.

Motivation

Honestly, you just gotta get him in the mood, like touching him and whatnot, a make out session between you two can get him going.

No

He's possessive in the sense of not wanting a threesome, man or woman, so that's out the window.

Oral

Selfish I know, but he prefers to receive, it's just the way you're on your knees beneath him as his cock thrusts in and out of your mouth, and once he's finished, he cums deep in your throat, or he pulls out and you're hit with warm splatters, covering your face.

But this doesn't mean he doesn't like to give either (it was definitely partially because he's nervous lol), the type to not know where the clit is at first hashtag sorry :( , but once you tell him what you like he's almost a pro!

Pace

I'd say he's in the middle, they're not rough enough to cause pain but they're deep enough to hit the spot good enough to make you.

Quickie

Imagine a quickie before he goes off to preform on stage... mmm.. I do imagine he'd be a fan.

Risk

He's a risk taker through and through, anything you offer up, he'll try it at least once!

Stamina

I think he can go a couple rounds before tapping out, the most he's ever did was like... 4 i guess.

Toys

He's open to toys! Vibrators, straps, dildos, all of them! Both of you will use them just so you know. :P

Unfair

A teaser through and through, he loves the way you squirm and whine when he's not giving you what you want or he's just messing with you, even in a non sexual context, he's just playful like that.

Volume

You'll hear some grunts and soft moans when he's close to your ear.

Wild Card

He's got so many pictures and recordings of you guys doing the nasty but they're lost to history!

X-Ray

I'd say he's slightly above average, probably a little over 5 inches or so, and he's uncut, but imagine varg killing him because he found out he had no foreskin #PleaseGetMyReference.

Yearning

I little lower than average, but this doesn't mean he won't turn you down if you asked.

Zzz

Not instantly, you're more likely to fall asleep first.

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