Royalmelon

[themelonthatisroyal]

"Wait. How does this work again?"

Yoo 😁 I'm Royalmelon or just Melon for short. Decided to check this app out I hope it's fun. Can't wait to talk to people

I like anime, genshin, listening to music sometimes...I think that's all? I also live with Royalpear if that's interesting to say

Worked for The Boss a while ago! Idk if he's also here (hope not)

Use code pear

About the account:

This is a roleplay blog! Kinda my first one lol, just hoping to have some fun :] my main is @onetravellertortle, the pfp art is also made by me

Tags:

#askmelon - for when replying to asks

#royalmelon - the critter !!

#melonrambles - for non-asks

#ooc - in case I need to make any announcements that aren't in character ^^

[reasons-to-not-end-it]

REASON TO NOT END IT:

"mountain dew baja blast from taco bell"

-anonymous

#704

[themelonthatisroyal]

I found a dog outside and it kept following me and its in the house now what do i do????????? I dont think pear is gonna like this

[znackbug]

baja blast pie snak

[shorts-wars-confessions]

I miss Shorts Wars/Toon Turf roleplay blogs

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[themelonthatisroyal]

Preston, do you like jambalaya? im eating jambalaya rn. its really good. you cant have any. purple loser. man behind the slaughter looking ass. gay ass. ourple.

- Sarah, who is enjoying a wonderful bowl of jambalaya

IVE NEVER HAD JAMBALAYA. I WILL STEAL IT FROM YOU! NEVER CALL ME THOSE NAMES AGAIN

[themelonthatisroyal]

what's your favorite math equation and/or crayon you've ever owned

What

I DONT LIKE MATH. AND I DONT OWN ANY CRAYONS..MAYBE I COULD GET CRAYONS

[themelonthatisroyal]

Preston do you think we can turn Melon into a smoothie.. tasty smoothieee.....

-Sarah, the evil smoothie drinker (i dont like the flavor of melons. what am I on about.)

YES. PUT HIM IN A BLENDER AND TURN HIM INTO A MELON SMOOTHIE

[themelonthatisroyal]

preston what was your opinion on the wedding dress. did you like looking like a pretty princess in it

Pff NO IM NOT A PRETTY PRINCESS!!!

[themelonthatisroyal]

i mean. i guess you can. i was just hoping to talk to Melon. and not...you.

of all the god damn things to happen..

- @darkdanno-real-notfake

Dd im doing this thing called april fools. I think cdot is doing the same but he acts like the boss a bit too well 😅

[themelonthatisroyal]

Have you try the baja blast yet

NO I DONT DRINK BAJA BLAST

[wannabewebsite]

what kind of [$&!#] is cdot posting- I CANT SWEAR? [@&$!#] [...] [^&%$@!$]

...worst blog of all my lackeys. by far.

[themelonthatisroyal]

HI BOSS

[wannabewebsite]

preston figure out how to disable the censorship on this blog.

[themelonthatisroyal]

I uh. um. IM NOT SURE HOW TO DO THAT

[wannabewebsite]

..???

WELL START FIGURING IT OUT

[themelonthatisroyal]

OKAY sorry

[wannabewebsite]

what kind of [$&!#] is cdot posting- I CANT SWEAR? [@&$!#] [...] [^&%$@!$]

...worst blog of all my lackeys. by far.

[themelonthatisroyal]

HI BOSS

[wannabewebsite]

preston figure out how to disable the censorship on this blog.

[themelonthatisroyal]

I uh. um. IM NOT SURE HOW TO DO THAT

[themelonthatisroyal]

waow...

the real preston...

preston... man.....

preston so awesome

/platonic

YES IM THE REAL PRESTON. THANK YOU IM LITERALLY THE more? MOST AWESOME EVER

[themelonthatisroyal]

hey, Melon, im back agai-

oh. oh hi, i guess. hi. preston.

..why are you here?

- @darkdanno-real-notfake

DD—hi dd CAN I NOT BE HERE?

[themelonthatisroyal]

btw mod. mod do you mind... would thou mind if i was a taaaad evillll and sent some d.d. asks...... tee hee :))

-mike! wait i forogt! no! i have news! not mike!

im Sarah! mike lowkey fused with another sysmate soooo im like Mike 2.0.. just know any Sarah sign offs are just Mike but new :))

I dont mind at all^_^ get evil!! You dont gotta ask for perm each time either

Also nice to meet you sarah! I hope yall are doing okay:)

[themelonthatisroyal]

PRESTON IM GOING TO PUT YOU IN A BOX INSIDE A BOX INSIDE AN EVEN BIGGER BOX WITH A REALLY LOUD FLY IN IT THAT YOU CANT KILL. FREAK YOU BUDDY!!!

- mike

TOO MANY BOXES! TOO BAD FOR YOU I CAN...TELEPORT! YES!