The Menial Epistler

I confine my life to the bounds of your imagination.

[babymagi]

Alibaba, waking up: Morning...

Judar: How'd you sleep last night?

Alibaba: WHAT THE HELL-?!?! What are you doing in my bed?! You were supposed to sleep on the air mattress on the floor!

Judar: I had a nightmare...

Alibaba: You had a NIGHTMARE?! What are you, five years old?!

Judar: Listen I needed to feel comfortable and I was getting this perverse power dynamic vibe from me sleeping on the ground and you sleeping up there.

Alibaba: Ah yes, how high and mighty I am up on my twin XL!

Judar: That is not what I meant-

Alibaba: Silence in the presence of your King, who sleeps a lofty twelve and a half inches above the ground!

Judar: Listen I'm not ashamed. I slept comfortably when I got up into your bed and I'm sure you did too.

Alibaba: Yeah, okay.

Judar: Y'know what, I wanna know. How'd you sleep?

Alibaba: ... that was the best I've slept in a while.

Judar: *gasp* The King sleep comfortably with a peasant in his bed!

Alibaba: I did not consent to this.

Judar: But my liege, our love is forbidden!

Alibaba, pulling out an imaginary phone: Hi, is this the front desk? Yeah, there's a bed bug in my room, he's five foot six with stupid black hair.

Judar: Ask them if they have one of those Do Not Disturb signs! I'll put it on the door next time we uh "do it" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Alibaba: OKAY! Um, I'm gonna go shower and wash all the you off of me.

Judar: Oh, maybe together we could-!

Alibaba: No.

Judar: Just to save water!

Alibaba: No! You don't even pay for the water!

Judar: That's true...

[macrolit]

“All sorrows are less with bread.”

— Don Quixote, Miguel de Cervantes (b. 29 September 1547)

[macrolit]

“Three films a day, three books a week and records of great music would be enough to make me happy to the day I die.”

— François Truffaut (1932-1984) French film director, screenwriter, producer, and film critic

[themenialepistler]

Slow… steady…. Strong

Drip drip and drip

It flowed without stop

A bleeding heart

Cupping, fluttering, prancing

Aching yet for a tender touch

To heal — embrace, regenerate

:

As nectar of life

Resuscitated life upon the quivering lip

[sicknare]

[darwishism]

“She says: When are we going to meet? I say: After a year and a war She says: When does the war end? I say: When we meet”

[themenialepistler]

Most happy she that most assured doth rest, but he most happy who such one loves best.

Edmund Spenser

[themenialepistler]

Amount to only so much in life, that you never have anything to lose.

[dojana-morshed]

عقل يرفض وقلب يريد

[themenialepistler]

[themenialepistler]

Sometimes I feel as if even this won’t work

[themenialepistler]

Upon exchange of the first words between us, I knew I had to decide whether you are an angel or the devil himself.

[themenialepistler]

My eyes might portray a threat, but my heart screams for your affection.

[themenialepistler]

“I’m an open book.” I told her. “Go on, read me.” But she simply tore away the pages.

[themenialepistler]

The next time you feel that you can't get out of bed, just think of how you would react if you were lying on the floor and there was a stampede headed your way.

[begratefultogod]

How beautiful would it be to find someone who’s in love with your mind.

(via nxvrv)

[themenialepistler]

If I loved her while being aware and conscious, what would I have done, were I inebriated?