Ask Zacharie the Merchant!

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[littllelionman]

dis is ONLY for my beef. dont touch hoes

the knight is a big ol cutie 🥺 @themerchantlovesyou

[themerchantlovesyou]

// admin note: WAAAAHHHHHHHHHH KISSES U KISSES U A MILLION TIMES U R THA BEST......... i wuv u 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[themerchantlovesyou]

so you both used to have wings? what happened to them?

The Knight: ...

Zacharie: ...

The Knight: Stop talking. What happened to us is none of your concern, and frankly, I just don't have the energy to care enough to tell you. Just… drop it.

Zacharie: …

[The Knight is angry.] [Zacharie is anxious.]

[thegoatmerchant]

Someone bought a bunch of ceramic eggs and is just having a blast painting them

Some gift eggs for some very lovely people:

@themerchantlovesyou (did he cry while making them? maybe. did it take him literal hours finding the right dyed horse hair for the ponytail? possibly. lmao)

@dinosaur-laser-fight (i like to think he snuck into her office and just hid it somewhere so she's have a nice surprise >:3c)

@the-bastardos (awwwww. baby goat is trying to get over his fear of The Batters by befriending one! :'3)

@brosif40 (these are probably the only eggs that are edible. They're just chocolate eggs with a decorated wrapper. Fortune even made the chocolate himself! Pink's filled with a strawberry cream, while Green's filled with a hazelnut creme!)

[themerchantlovesyou]

MAX IM KISSING U RN U ARE THE BEST!!!!!! MWAH MWAH MWAH!!! also the knight would cry receiving his egg its so cute.... <:'3

[themerchantlovesyou]

@max-arioni and i did a tiny drawpile, and i ended up staying to draw the knights timeline!! :3

also animal crossing zacharie is cursed and i hate him!

[themerchantlovesyou]

@max-arioni and i did a tiny drawpile, and i ended up staying to draw the knights timeline!! :3

also animal crossing zacharie is cursed and i hate him!

[themerchantlovesyou]

How did Zacharie and the Knight meet?

The Merchant: Ah! Hi! Greetings!

Zacharie: Hm… perhaps it’s a more in-depth story for another time.

The Knight: Probably… Sorry, guys.

[themerchantlovesyou]

stuff from the drawpile!! :3 @max-arioni and i had a lot of fun!! hopefully more people will join next time hehe!!!

[themerchantlovesyou]

So, um, pardon me asking, but where even is the batter right now??

[themerchantlovesyou]

A question for The Knight: Why do your eyes look like that? (They look cool! I'm just curious.)

[thegoatmerchant]

Doodle dump: Featuring a couple of my favorite OFF ocs!

admin speaks: The oc in the first picture is Dr.Cyanide. You can discover more about her over on @dinosaur-laser-fight (I highly recommend it :3c)

And the oc in the third picture is The Knight. You can find him over on @themerchantlovesyou (please go on over there if you haven't already! It's what inspired me to make this blog and it's really cool ^w^!!)

[themerchantlovesyou]

admin note: WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH WAAAAHHHHH IM SO HAPPY YOU LIKE MY STUPID LITTLE BLOG....... im also so glad that it inspired you to make your own thats so so cool and that makes me so proud

[themerchantlovesyou]

A question for The Knight: What were you doing before you joined this ask blog? (if you don't mind answering)

The Knight: Oh, oh! I can explain that one! Hugo assigns me tasks as The Knight, and I go on missions every now and then to better the lives of everyone in the kingdom! That last one was my first ever mission, so it was pretty exciting for me, hehe. It was simple, but it took about a week.

The Knight: I hope the big guy wasn’t missing me too much…?

Zacharie: Oh, I was in anguish. Positively inconsolable.

The Knight: Aw…

[themerchantlovesyou]

I must say Zacharie, I find it really impressive that you make all of your masks yourself! It must take a lot of time and effort to make them so well, and it really shows! As soon as I gather up good amount of credits I'm gonna have to ask you to make me one! lol (I'm kinda thinking about maybe something cat-like? Maybe something more close to a lion, if you can.)

Zacharie: I’m pleased that someone appreciates my craft! You’re much too sweet for me. And don’t worry about your mask, I’ll get to designing it as soon as I can, dear anon!

[themerchantlovesyou]

I hope you don’t mind if I give you one more peice of fan art, ‘cause you’re epic ✌️😊

admin note: MAX IM GONNA LOSE MY MIND YOUR EPIC.,….. you got everyone correct here lol, especially the knight, he’d have one black pair for goth fits, one for housewear, and one thats just decorated with charms bc hes just like that!!! also i love your off oc so much he is so so cute!!!!!!!!!! manlet……. this made me laugh so much and it helped me get out of a bad mood thank u so so much!!! <:3

[themerchantlovesyou]

you know i've been wondering Zacharie, but where do you get your merchandise from? or is that a secret?

Zacharie: Well, I can’t very well tell you my exact sources, can I? That would defeat the purpose of me being the helpful Mr. Merchant! I can disclose, however, that I have significant deals and agreements with particular Elsen and other people with attachments to the system. That’s all I am capable and willing of sharing, I’m afraid.

[themerchantlovesyou]

Hey zach how much to get a raccoon mask? I'm trying to become a merchant myself

Zacharie: Oh, a little one after my own heart, I see. Or, rather, is it after my craft? No matter - I’d say the type of mask you speak of would go for about 4,000 credits, if you’ve got it. If you’re short on paper, I’m happy to barter, as well.

[themerchantlovesyou]

So, I drew The Knight if he were an Animal Crossing character! I hope you like it ^w^

admin note: OH MY FUCK…………….. OH GOD……. IM LOSING YM DAMN MIND i love him and you LOOK AT HIM!!!!!! YOU EVEN MADE HIM A CAT THATS SO AMAZING!!! this is so so so cute i can barely contain mysel f im just. (starts sobbing) THANK YOU SO MUCH i will literally never shut up about this lol

[themerchantlovesyou]

pwease mistew knight.....jus one lil kiss.......

The Knight: Aw, that’s sweet… Maybe not right now, OK? I’m not feeling tip-top.