no way in no way out no way in no way out no way in no way out

The vast and the buried.

[peacozy]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[wedarkacademia]

[irregodless]

yall are a little too good at replicating the old tumblr fandom posts please stop i feel like a veteran on the fourth of july

[damian-janus-pendragon]

[irregodless]

[dark-romantics]

The other day, lying in bed, I felt my heart beating for the first time in a long while. I realized how little I live in my body, how much in my mind.

Rodger Kamenetz, from Terra Infirma (University of Arkansas Press, 1985)

[twoweeks]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BtyR30agHVN

[millionsknives]

one of my coworkers has this sticker on his water bottle and it sends me into hysterics every time i see it

[megafreeman]

Twitter doesn't plan to do anything about impersonators that pay $8 to pretend they're a celebrity. People are already doing it

There's even an equivalent of John Green cock monologue

[12u3ie]

"fun fact!" i cheer, before saying something that is not fun nor a fact

[nicostiel]

#HAPPY NOVEMBER 5TH

[geslotencirkel]

no-purpose flour

[darkzelda]

WAIT‼️‼️‼️

bong rip

[solonelytrying2beyours-deactiva]

lord forgive me but I may have to make a nonessential purchase

[rannulfr]

Boss's wife upon hearing I'm a medieval scholar: Isn't it crazy all the things medieval people thought would stop the plague?

Me: *Fighting all my devils & angels not to bring up that she drank horse antiparasitic last year.*

[rosslynpaladin]

You’re a better person than I

[arsonistblue]

you’re just some twerp little faggot pretending to know things abt the real world

i’m obsessed with the way this is worded, reblog if you’re just a twerp little faggot

[vreliskriri]

Hi people. As the boy billionaire has bought the birdsite and corporate accounts joke about moving to Tumblr, I kindly ask y'all to give the brands the treatment they deserve: silence.

Make your own posts if you wanna post bugass but do NOT engage the brands. Gaslight, gatekeep and girlboss. In containment they will wither.

[phoenixyfriend]

#dont kung pow penis them don't bugass them don't L + ratio them. don't interact with them at all (via @aropride)

[boimgfrog]

trans women r literally so cool theu get tits AND a prostate?? i thought only markilpler could do that

[boimgfrog]

i need 2 stop posting after taking my sleep meds jesus christ

[boimgfrog]

hey guys we don't have to rb this post. like we can keep it to ourselves. we can let this post not be rbed.

[a-krogan-skald-and-bearsark]

We could but I am mutuals with at least one Markiplier stan and thus must inflict this on them.