KALMANKYLMÄKSI KENGITETTY
(a cinch to chaperone)
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Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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ellievsbear
The Bowery Presents
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Game Changer & Make Some Noise
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Cosmic Funnies
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RMH

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
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NASA

Origami Around
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official daine visual archive

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KALMANKYLMÄKSI KENGITETTY
(a cinch to chaperone)
"adventurers are actually more scared of you than you are of them"
"he's literally just doing what an adventurer is supposed to do"
"do you think they think of us as Giant Adventurers?"
"do you know how many other creatures would be infesting our cave if there were no adventurers?"
"how would you like it if you were bumbling along on your little adventurer day, and some giant dragon thing squished you for the crime of being yourself?"
"y'know, so many dragons are grossed out by them, but i think they're fascinating! Did you know some adventurers form symbiotic relationships with small monsters? Some of them even do a simplified form of spellcraft! Like, with actual magic and everything!"
"Of course they are swarming your cave, you dolt! You captured a juvenile queen and took it home with you, what did you expect!?"
sorry but once you notice how often ppl use a southern accent as shorthand for being unintelligent you can never unsee it. classism is baked so deeply and why are you acting like anyone who talks the way my grandfather talks is stupid.
I had the funniest customer interaction today
A family of german-speakers came to buy ice cream, and were figuring out our Finnish flavor list on their own very successfully since many of the words look similar enough, and only had to ask abt one flavor and confirmed that they deduced another one correctly, and then proceeded to place their orders, at which point they decide to start translating the words into English, at which point I just stood there basically going "no no no it's fine, you want the lakritze and you want the schokolade apfelsine, pls don't throw me off with your licorices and oranges, lakritsi and suklaa-appelsiini it is!"
kaikki muut maailman kielet, kun englanti puuttuu keskusteluun ananaksesta
Autism be damned my boy can laaaaa lala laalaa la laaaaa
Im slowly getting used to Microsoft paint
mu kodu on ära igatsus
jacob anderson via instagram
i do not “delete sentences” when they start “hindering the plot” i COPY PASTE THEM into a SEPARATE DOC made just for keeping all my USELESS LINES that i will also NEVER USE so therefore i should JUST DELETE THEM but i DONT because id FEEL BAD if i did
You don't actually have to kill your darlings. You can just put them in the oubliette #myoubliette
if you see me liking contradicting headcanons for the same character just know it's because I do not give a fuck and I have an active imagination #hewouldsaythat
sometimes it’s not about ‘would he say that or do that’ it’s more like that would be hilarious if he did because I have a jester’s heart
gay irl
whoa the exact same thing happened to me once
"Pretty Pretty Please I Don't Want to be a Magical Girl" 🌟MASTERPOST🌟
"Pretty Pretty Please I Don't Want to be a Magical Girl" is a series that follows Aika, a reluctant magical girl, her new friend, Zira and magical mascot, Hoshi. These days, all Aika wants is to be a normal girl but with her "nemesis" Eclipse and the all powerful Lady DeVoid causing trouble, that dream seems to be unlikely.
More under the cut!
väsyttää ja vituttaa. kaatuispa edes hallitus
vituttaa vieläkin. menis ees Orpo vankilaan
Telling passing trans men to their faces that they look like they would hate crime you is so weird because like… obviously they don’t or you wouldn’t say that to him? I would never go up to a homophobic cis guy and tell him he looks like he would beat the shit out of me if I kissed his daughter. The joke that trans men who pass are threatening is so insidious because if you actually thought he was a threat you wouldn’t be able to talk to him like that, so it’s really just a not-so-subtle way of saying “the way you look makes me uncomfortable, you don’t belong here”
what people dont get about the transmasculine experience is that transitioning often subjects us to MORE misogyny than before. after my family found out i was trans, they were MORE misogynistic to me. my gender presentation was more closely controlled. i was more closely controlled. i was screamed at for dressing tomboyishly. my breasts were suddenly a topic of discussion. i hadn't even mentioned medical transition, but i was told i was "ruining my [divine female] body" by... what, flattening my chest and wearing flannel? i was suddenly a source of embarrassment, the eldest daughter who refuses to conform to her role as a woman. i was forced into dresses that showed my cleavage and bare back, in middle school, which i was extremely open about not wanting to wear.
all of this is explained by a very simple fact, which has always been common knowledge in the transmasc community: they don't treat us like men just because we say we are.
Many lgbt teenagers and young adults growing up on the internet today have socially conservative beliefs that they voice at all times that they got from their conservative parents which they’ve never challenged because they think the life experience of being gay or trans makes them politically progressive
This is why I hate it when people say something homophobic and then go “so you’re really accusing me, a whole ass lesbian, of being homophobic 🙄” like yeah