boring trash goblin

my only talent is quoting vines

[calamardoybobesponja]

[psyduckworld]

i know nothing abt leslie jordan besides the fact that he doesnt miss… he just doesnt miss

[leosuncancervenus]

“I think that’s why homosexuals were put on this earth - JUST ! To make things pretty. Rabbits”

[alexander]

subway employees when i tell them i want a sub:

[coyotesmokebreak]

i—

[nessa007]

I Am Not Okay With This (2020- ), Titanic (1997), Stranger Things (2016- ), Silver Linings Playbook (2012), Black Panther (2018), The Breakfast Club (1985), Sex Education (2019- ),  The Walking Dead (2010- ), Bring It On (2000), Derry Girls (2018- )

[themightycloud]

Can’t express enough the strength these vibes give me

[weloveshortvideos]

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

FUXKSJSFJDHD

[rumman]

zombie grandpa

[insurrectionary-frybreadism-dea]

Oh shit oh fuck he fucken got him

[friendlyneighborhoodamara]

Bernie is cutest grandpa

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kimcardashcam]

[thatwetshirt]

[hagc0r3]

phenomenal rat

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

H-… He did it… Billy did it… He actually did it…

[whitepeopletwitter]

[matchgirl42]

What made me just outright giggle at the absurdity of it all is reading about these bunkers in particular: https://www.businessinsider.com/photos-of-survival-condo-project-luxury-doomsday-shelter-2017-4 and seeing that their plan to keep the Unwashed Masses from intruding on them during the apocalypse is armed guards up on the ground patrolling the perimeter, which just illustrates the mindset of these people, they think they can buy anything, including the idea that people will voluntarily stick around and defend them once society collapses.

[systlin]

Okay

I went to that link and looked at the pictures and like….they don’t post the location of that bunker but.

I think I know where it is.

I’ve been north of Witchita Kansas, which is where they say it is, and I Recognize That Landscape, y’all.

Also, the Mr. Is a professional welder.

So like. Uh. Well.

[teaboot]

Sure would be terrible if someone saw this and felt motivated to break a law or two

[trynottodrown]

[meglyman]

Mimic Octopus has had enough of Dancing Crab’s shenanigans

[bugcthulhu]

darn dancing crabs and their jazz crab hands

[blue-bower]

‘HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY H-“ “NO”

[batchygyo]

i cant control my hand suddenly

[guerrillatech]

[themightycloud]

As a kid I loved dystopian apocalypse stories, I just never thought I would be in one

[paxamericana]

[pissvortex]

i can only assume Epstein was in contact with him because he had heard he was great at making things disappear

[themightycloud]

Apparently Blaine did a live show for Epstein and his guests in 2003 and that’s why he’s listed?

[homochondriac]

This is the most incredible scene in any television show ever.

[iwt-v]

Betty White and a bear stop what you’re doing and reblog

Betty White: First Lady of Television (Netflix)

[gilasaurus]

friend: wow you’re such a kind person!

me: 

[vapingbaby]

[themightycloud]

My 2020 mood