local attitude problem

amanda | 18 | she/her im gonna fingergun away all my worries

[fuckyeahstvincent]

[unclefather]

[kuttithevangu]

The Arctic Fox Research Center in Iceland put cameras in some bird colonies to see if foxes were stealing eggs/chicks

and turns out the foxes were UNJUSTLY ACCUSED

the culprits were horses

[pipistrellus]

HEY THIS IS BAD

[glumshoe]

My grandfather grew up on a farm in Kansas during the Dust Bowl. He and his brother shared a horse named Patches, which they rode to school each day. Despite being poor as shit and not having quite enough to feed their animals, his family noticed that this horse looked great. His coat was unusually glossy and beautiful all of a sudden - he looked healthier than they did. 

The mystery was solved when my grandfather went into the chicken coop to collect eggs, and saw Patches lifting the window cover, pushing his muzzle underneath the hens, and eating the eggs right out of their nests. 

[gallusrostromegalus]

I watch the pasture horses out here eat lizards and carrion all the time.  we got HOW MANY legends about flesh-eating horses, why does this surprise people?

[jctko]

@welcometothisby

[bessmertny]

i don’t think i could have a bodyguard w/o falling in love with them

open doors for me

buff

quiet/stoic

focused on my well-being and safety at all times

tall + good posture

lean down to whisper at me

will not hesitate to punch creeps

can and will literally shield me with his whole body

[thegreatm-deactivated20191225]

If you cherish a person but never gave them a Toblerone, are they even worth it?

[pinkmisspiggy]

being touchstarved makes u absolutely buckwild when someone does smth simple like .share a chair with u

[pinkmisspiggy]

like having someone touch your hand with the tips of their fingers shouldn’t feel like So Much it shouldn’t feel like your whole body is going into anaphylactic shock but here we are. here we are.

[pinkmisspiggy]

ok 2 many of u relate

[kaijuhearmenow]

Someone gave me a compliment and reached out and squeezed my hand and I fell in love and couldn’t speak for several minutes

[themightymandapanda-blog]

Hetero Humor™

Man: *get shot in the leg and robbed*

Man: heh heh heh… Well boys… It could’ve been worse… I could’ve been SHOPPING with the WIFE! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[yesterdaysprint]

The Evening Herald, Ottawa, Kansas, July 25, 1901

[kakkapyllypylly]

[super-affection]

what kind of snake is this

[toni-hiatus]

A vicious one

[themightymandapanda-blog]

me, tossing developed film and pictures into the air: i make it RAIN

[themightymandapanda-blog]

me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy

[danscratch]

So I found out that people have strong feelings about sparkling water

[thechekhov]

I, too, share the sentiment of this post. Sparkling water needs to chill and stop trying to bite the inside of my mouth. It’s rude and unpleasant.

[throughtheforestandtheglen]

Angry water

[babyanimalgifs]

oh my god

[pabs-art]

You look me in the eye and tell me this isn’t important

[fuckthesheriff-panda]

That jaguar is so tall compared to the ocelot. So cute!

[sleepystarbits]

@oreo-pie

[coloursteelsexappeal]

[imp-deactivated20171219-deactiv]

when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist

[themightymandapanda-blog]

i might let my hair grow out some idk.....

[angst420]

*thinking about my entire self* hm that’s embarrassing