themilkiestbread

i play video games about gay trailblazers, gay lawyers, and gay opera singers. i also write death, love, and other rich people stuff on ao3

[hamletthedane]

Want to learn something new in 2022??

Absolute beginner adult ballet series (fabulous beginning teacher)

40 piano lessons for beginners (some of the best explanations for piano I’ve ever seen)

Excellent basic crochet video series

Basic knitting (probably the best how to knit video out there)

Pre-Free Figure Skate Levels A-D guides and practice activities (each video builds up with exercises to the actual moves!)

How to draw character faces video (very funny, surprisingly instructive?)

Another drawing character faces video

Literally my favorite art pose hack

Tutorial of how to make a whole ass Stardew Valley esque farming game in Gamemaker Studios 2??

Introduction to flying small aircrafts

French/Dutch/Fishtail braiding

Playing the guitar for beginners (well paced and excellent instructor)

Playing the violin for beginners (really good practical tips mixed in)

Color theory in digital art (not of the children’s hospital variety)

Retake classes you hated but now there’s zero stakes:

Calculus 1 (full semester class)

Learn basic statistics (free textbook)

Introduction to college physics (free textbook)

Introduction to accounting (free textbook)

Learn a language:

Ancient Greek

Latin

Spanish

German

Japanese (grammar guide) (for dummies)

French

Russian (pretty good cyrillic guide!)

[hamletthedane]

Want to learn something new in 2023??

Cooking with flavor bootcamp (used what I learned in this a LOT this year)

Beekeeping 101

Learn Interior Design from the British Academy of Interior Design (free to audit course - just choose the free option when you register)

Video on learning to read music that actually helped me??

How to use and sew with a sewing machine

How to ride a bike (listen. some of us never learned, and that's okay.)

How to cornrow-braid hair (I have it on good authority that this video is a godsend for doing your baby niece's black hair)

Making mead at home (I actually did this last summer and it was SO good)

How to garden

Basics of snowboarding (proceed with caution)

How to draw for people who (think they) suck at art (I know this website looks like a 2003 monstrosity, but the tutorials are excellent)

Pixel art for beginners so you can make the next great indie game

Go (back) to school

Introduction to Astronomy (high school course - free textbook w/ practice problems)

Principals of Economics (high school course - free textbook w/ practice problems)

Introduction to philosophy (free college course)

Computer science basics (full-semester Harvard course free online)

Learn a language

Japanese for Dummies (link fix from 2022)

Ukrainian

Portuguese (Brazil)

American Sign Language (as somebody who works with Deaf people professionally, I also strongly advise you to read up on Deaf/HoH culture and history!)

Chinese (Simplified)

Quenya (LOTR fantasy elf language)

[aureusriver]

what is wrong with this guy 😭

[autumn-sacura]

Sorry, not sorry... Inspired by this post:

[jorongbak]

Headcanon that Kinger taught his digital son how to sing, and the first song he taught him was Daisy Bell

[jorongbak]

It is sad that Caine probably would never know it was never Kinger's intention to delete him.. and Bubble being there in the recycle bin with him would only go so well

[notreallyx78]

...why is it so fucking sad? /pos

[squidcandy]

Sorry for laplace posting I just think they’re hilarious + my daughters

[emberflowers5]

My spamtenna before spamtenna,,,,

Do you guys like old men that hate each other and are co-workers? Look no further to these two LMAOO

[themilkiestbread]

listen I'm just saying that because ashveil knows the arbiter-generals then the chance that he made it over to the yaoqing and met another wolf-themed, looks-confident-but-is-fighting-inner-demons, badass-but-goofy-at-the-same-time, food-and-alcohol-loving individual to form the ultimate dumbass duo that got themselves banned from every nightclub, restaurant, and bar in a three-planet radius is greater than zero

[mismefancy]

@themilkiestbread I'm like a month late to this commitment I made to draw the scene, but I somehow found time to do it. Lol

3 Galaxy Rangers and one Idol ✨✨✨

[themilkiestbread]

YESSSSSS THIS IS PERFECT!!!!!!!

I would watch an entire movie about them going on a road trip. Rappa breaks everyone's eardrums with her loud music, Robin can't read a map, Ashveil begs to stop for snacks every five minutes, and Boothill is threatening to kill them all because he can't focus on the road

[mikansei]

AVENTURINE AGING OHHH BELOVED

Imagining him finding wrinkles around his eyes or a lighter strand of hair and he has to sit down for a moment and process that he actually lived long enough to see signs of it. And maybe go to Ratio for comfort <3

i think he'll definitely go grey - if the malnutrition in his early years didn't get him, the ongoing corporate stress will, lol - and light blond looks fucking gorgeous shot thru with silver, but he absolutely has a crisis about it when he first notices. it happens in three stages:

1. staying alive means getting older which means being older which means his youthful good looks are gonna fade, and here's proof they're already starting to, and he's discovering he doesn't like that.

2. he already resents this newfound vanity, because he was only ever vain as part of his flashy peacock persona before, and now he's vain for real.

but that was all fine in a grit-your-teeth kind of way. yeah, it sucks losing your looks, it sucks realizing you care about losing your looks - but that's hardly worth an existential crisis, y'know? it's the most normal problem he's ever had. until it hits him--

3. he's older now than his sister ever got to be.

and that's a "curl up in bed and sob till it hurts" kind of revelation.

[third-time-charmed]

Ratio being slightly feral and unhinged. Ratio being insecure and messy. Ratio thinking himself a monster. Ratio fearing to stain others with the blood that's been on his hands. Ratio being overly gentle and soft because he's afraid that he isn't gentle enough. Ratio worried about adding baggage to a man already weighed down by the horrors of a tragic past. Ratio being a bit of a hypocrite, scolding Aven for not taking care of himself, while he himself also has a bad habit of skipping meals or losing sleep more often than is strictly healthy. Ratio terrified of not being right for Aven, of not being enough for Aven, of being unhealthy or damaging for Aven.

Ratio being unable to stay away because he has never known a more beautiful soul, a more intelligent mind, a more resilient man than Aven, and when his gambler asks he can never deny him anything.

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[kitchikishangout]

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

[amusette]

the post that started it all

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god

[danthefrickinking-deactivated20]

Never not reblogging.

[clarinetfool]

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots

[salamencerobot]

I’m very surprised this post hasn’t broken a million.

[edgebug]

"grace. grace! grace give attention. rocky perform human ritual of escape closet now. statement."

"come again?"

"i learn more from thinking machine. human gender preference. attraction to same gender, means word 'gay.' all eridian same gender." rocky stands straight up. "rocky come out to grace now. all rocky plural gay, statement."

"...wow, that's... rock, i'm not sure it makes much sense to apply human ideas of sexual orientation to a monogendered species."

a long and judgmental pause. then:

"grace HOMOPHOBIC, question????"

[whezza]

[cowinf]

day 400 of terminal beanix disease

[khairosclerosis]

Would… you draw us Kristoph in this dress… pretty please…

Also I hope you’re doing okay. We appreciate you so much,

all beautiful princess, no disorder 🌹 <3

[themilkiestbread]

these are way too fun to make. your honor I miss them