Kiwistuck

Well what is there to a life with a Maori boy with missing organs and whose crowning achievement at 21 is being a homosexual. I've begun to love jellyfish thanks to both Kuragehime(Princess Jellyfish) and Clear(DramaticalMurder). I'm a crazy fan of homestuck, dmmd and kuragehime. Though I also like doctor who, pokemon and mmany other little things I can't think of at the moment. Living in Auckland New Zealand and slowly bandaging my life back together~! I'll get there.

[complimentnyc-deactivated202210]

The early pidgey gets the weedle.

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

*puts a normal sized carrot in a bag of baby carrots so they have adult supervision*

[becausebirds]

Eider ducks sound as though you’ve just told them a very interesting fact or juicy gossip.

[thejediavengeroftheinternet]

Pokemon Go Teams

Team Mystic and Team Valor: 

Team Instinct:

[birdamnesiadetective]

Whats that sound?

Its a cat

[theminorityking]

Pokemon Logic

Mom: Hey isn't this house great for us? You can have your own room!

Mom: *realizes there's only one bedroom in entire house*

Mom: Well honey it's time for you to embark on your pokemon journey across the country I'll miss you take your time goodbye

[theminorityking]

Actual conversation at a party last night

Random college kid: Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?

Me: I, um. I-I don't care?

Kid: *turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you

[softurl]

good instincts kev

[rigbyxd-elmapache-deactivated20]

[osomatsutextposts]

[stopidontgohere]

I hope the cluster is another hot lesbian

[guckygarnes]

pearl: but garnet… 1 million legs 

garnet: *lights pipe* ..999,999 vagánias

[slbtumblng-deactivated20221210]

pearl: okay thank…

pearl: okay thanks Garnet

[classicmeevs]

EVERYONE START CLAPPING AT ONCE TO CONFUSE HIS ECHOLOCATION

Originally posted by fanboyage

[daggers-drawn]

“ＰＬＥＡＳＥ！  ＮＯ  ＭＯＲＥ！”

[more-notes-than-you-deactivated]

ted cruise is a bat

[sharkyy-deactivated20190102]

ive just started another ep of sg1 and i hope daniel has a good time in it

[sharkyy-deactivated20190102]

daniel died

[first-day-of-summer]

[aviatorhead]

when ur headphones are broken and u find that position thats just right to get them to work

[theminorityking]

Someone: Raising a family is hard

Necromancer: Not if they're buried close enough to each other

Someone: What?

Necromancer: What?

[skeletim]