The Marvelous Misadventures of Jazz

Stressed! Depressed! Underdressed!

[marklikely]

blocked someone for having "strong opinions" on how much they hate tofu . she isnt a joke to me thats my fucking wife youre talking about

[sixquarksinatrenchcoat]

It's all fun and games with the dangerous crow boy til u realize that the latex condom counts as plastic too. Soon you'll be laying an egg

[marklikely]

the thing is if i was a (dangerous) crow boy whose job is to destroy plastic and a woman walked into my fae realm wearing a bunch of plastic id probably not be into her at all id just be annoyed that she's making me do my job at my job. like fuckkkkk now i have to get rid of all this stuff. and i was about to go on break too. uggggghhhhhhhhh

[katicorner]

you’re laughing. the crow boy is eating that girl’s plastic clothes and you’re laughing.

[beecharmer42]

I really hope those juggling balls aren't made of plastic or everyone's fun might get interrupted by a dangerous crow boy

[oralvanish]

making the dangerous crow boy do little puzzles to prove how smart he is and every time he gets it right i feed him a little grocery bag and the care he receives takes him out of the perpetual molt he has been in since the betrayal #heartwarming

[zamberries]

your otp but one of them is wearing a forbidden plastic dress and the other is a dangerous crow boy whose job it is to destroy plastic

[baskabytheanglerfish]

"I asked chat gpt" ok well i asked dangerous crow boy and he ate my dress. help. im cold

[wretchedly]

When you show up in Crow Boy’s world and your blood is full of microplastics

[virgo-punk]

i think we should bring the plastic destroying crow boy to a temu warehouse and give him a pistachio for every thousand dollars in damage he does

[icarianmoth]

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can you guys stop dropping your •juggling balls all over my posts •

[lolmatdi1]

You are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of master.

[whovienne]

[big-plate-of-tuna]

[bunchabears]

Hang in there! 화이팅!

[rosedavid]

i hate it when you're heating something up in the microwave and it starts to go snap crackle pop so you take it out but it's still completely cold. shut up then??

[abimander]

I stretch my waistband open and a moth flies out of my underwear leaving a dotted line trail behind