tabula rasa

they/he • 28 top .01% of court jesters

[icarianmoth]

no way i just walked by fucking. “six seven restaurant”

[cutecipher]

reverse engineered your dog and now im mass producing it in countries without dog ip laws

[minor-locrian]

a warthog is a thog specialized for use in war

[lenbian-moved-deactivated202601]

i bet on crazy frogs

[seraphrain]

if all else fails at least i still have touching myself as an option

[icarianmoth]

do you guys still remember i exist when i’m not posting stupid shit every day

[infectiouspiss]

restrained summer fun. tied up summer fun. bound and gagged summer fun.

[lohboh]

if she's your girl then why's she chopping carrots into my bath 😏

[weepyemperor]

doc, my advice fetish is taking over my life, i just dont know what to do.......... (lecherous look appears in my eye)

[dumbdoegirl]

huh. i am both wound and blade. neat.

[maliketh]

that one friend who cant stop getting nerfed

[papayajuan2019]

must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain

[deepinourengines]

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

[funstyle]

Yall know when they film pornos the erections arent real right. Its just someone below a stage moving it on a wire like the muppets

[tsolingas]

i just got blasted into a single, beautiful, smithereen

[pokkin]

So full that i see my giant roast chicken as a man stranded on a raft

[stood-onthecliffside]

being a boring uncool insane mutual is a hard job but someone's got to do it